Caption Of The Day 1/10/09

[Casperwaits]

Okay, I am going to try this again. If this goes down like one of 5'ers drinks on a hot July afternoon, I will accept the fact that I need to find a new "inventive" thread idea. What you do is write a caption to the picture below. I will start

"With American manufacturers looking for bailouts, the Japanese have put out the Panda CR-X. Seats only one, put has a plush interior, and gets great "gas" milage."

[Bread]

Coming this summer, "The Extremely Low Budget Version of Kung-Fu Panda" starring Brendan Fraser!!

[Casperwaits]

Coming this summer, "The Extremely Low Budget Version of Kung-Fu Panda" starring Brendan Fraser!!

Bread, I knew I could count on you for something witty

[Mudcat]

After massive over-spending on the Beijing Olympics, the Chinese government invests everything left in the national treasury in one last cry for love.




Ugh. I know. Not great.

[Teela]

The government of China is now recalling all “Ride-Me Pandas” following the third mauling by pandas at the Beijing Zoo. They have also stepped up security of the zoo to screen for visitors bringing in saddles.

[Casperwaits]

Mudcat, it is the attempt that matters. I will get a better picture tomorrow to play with.

[Mudcat]

Or what about this:

Chinese government says to world: Look at the cute panda. See the cute panda? Don't look over there at Tibet. Look at the silly panda!

[Panic]

Cross the yellow line and die.

[Bread]

Cross the yellow line and die.

[Teela]

Cross the yellow line and die.

I heart Panic.

[pavyracer]

"I'm so glad I'm not a mechanical bull panda."

[Panic]

I heart Panic.

We're getting married. Or at least, I am going to pretend we are. I dont know how you did it, but I get nervous everytime I see you post.

[Casperwaits]

We're getting married. Or at least, I am going to pretend we are. I dont know how you did it, but I get nervous everytime I see you post.

Panic, great caption. As far as Teela affection goes, I will fight you to the death for that

[Panic]

Teela is the only woman I have met that I am willing to do time for.

[Casperwaits]

Teela is the only woman I have met that I am willing to do time for.

Panic, you have met her? I am so jealous.

[Panic]

Panic, you have met her? I am so jealous.

More like stalk, but "met" sounds nicer. I'll go with that.

[Casperwaits]

Panic, at the bash we shall go toe to toe in a Teela decathalon. Games will include Trivia, Drinking, Gambling, A Nepolian Dynamite danceoff, and whatever else we can come up with...you game?

[Panic]

Make sure the drinking is last, otherwise you will be the only one participating in the other games. I will be facedown in my own vomit. Yes, I am game.

[Chi_archie]

"After reading a historical account of the Greeks using a trojan horse to enter troy...Pico had a great idea to attack Dac, in the midst of his 24 hr Dance Revolution marathon at Aladdin's Castle video arcade

[Chi_archie]

Panic, at the bash we shall go toe to toe in a Teela decathalon. Games will include Trivia, Drinking, Gambling, A Nepolian Dynamite danceoff, and whatever else we can come up with...you game?

Panic won't be at the bash