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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Guys I Called Deuce And..............
    Ok I call this guy and he says he is in the fukkin shower so 1st I think to myself how do you answer a phone in shower?? Ok........now the good part so as I hang up I hear a another guy in background also saying to Deuce " Get back in here"
  • wtf
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-22-08
    • 12983

    #2
    are you jealous?

    why you callin him anyway
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      I called him to give my plays for tomorrow because he wanted them. It was the funniest thing of all times and I guess he thought phone was hung up.
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      • Richkas
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 02-03-08
        • 19396

        #4
        Originally posted by jjgold
        Ok I call this guy and he says he is in the fukkin shower so 1st I think to myself how do you answer a phone in shower?? Ok........now the good part so as I hang up I hear a another guy in background also saying to Deuce " Get back in here"

        sorry I didnt awnser coach. Screening calls.
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        • wtf
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-22-08
          • 12983

          #5
          jj honestly

          ARE YOU FUKIN SERIOUS???????????????????
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          • wtf
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-22-08
            • 12983

            #6
            deuce just posted yesterday what a fukin stud muffin he was and how women swoon at the very sight of him!!!

            this is shocking
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            • Chi_archie
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-22-08
              • 63172

              #7
              lame

              c'mon people
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #8
                WTF I cannot respond because I am still laughing my ass off. I could care less what he is into.
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                • wtf
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-22-08
                  • 12983

                  #9
                  chi did you read deuces post yesterday? he said he was hotter than some quarterback, who is a stud.
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                  • onthewhat
                    Restricted User
                    • 05-14-08
                    • 15411

                    #10
                    Unreal
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                    • SlickFazzer
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-22-08
                      • 20209

                      #11
                      Unreal
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                      • The Seer
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 10-29-07
                        • 10641

                        #12
                        how do u call yourself in the shower?
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                        • losturmarbles
                          SBR MVP
                          • 07-01-08
                          • 4604

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          Ok I call this guy and he says he is in the fukkin shower so 1st I think to myself how do you answer a phone in shower?? Ok........now the good part so as I hang up I hear a another guy in background also saying to Deuce " Get back in here"

                          lol that is pretty funny, but damn this gay shit is out of control.
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                          • Tsoprano
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 04-14-08
                            • 26374

                            #14


                            unreal.
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                            • Deuce
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 01-12-08
                              • 29843

                              #15
                              I was at a "show" saw Slumdog Millionaire and that voice was my girl asking who called me at a number like 000-123-4567 you cock sucker.
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                              • RogueScholar
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 02-05-07
                                • 5082

                                #16
                                This reminds me of the episode of Queer As Folk where the Pittsburgh Steelers QB starts dating the femme queen twink. The Enquirer ends up with a picture of them kissing and the next week the QB gets put of waivers because the entire rest of the team threatened to kill him if he set foot in the locker room. I hope this isn't the end of Deuce's career here at SBR...

                                Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                • Deuce
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 01-12-08
                                  • 29843

                                  #17
                                  Rouge, are you a filthy pig bottom or power top? I fukk broads, am not confused here, don't put my cock in guys ass or suck dick. Straight as an arrow.
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                                  • Bread
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 03-16-08
                                    • 23726

                                    #18
                                    Deuce...what is up with that 000-123-4567 incoming call bullshit!?!?

                                    JJ must work for the CIA.
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                                    • Deuce
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 01-12-08
                                      • 29843

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Bread
                                      Deuce...what is up with that 000-123-4567 incoming call bullshit!?!?

                                      JJ must work for the CIA.
                                      Unreal pal, guy is a nut.
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                                      • Bread
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 03-16-08
                                        • 23726

                                        #20
                                        When I see that number calling in I think it's a spirit or something like in the movies.
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                                        • accuscoresucks
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 11-03-07
                                          • 7160

                                          #21
                                          unreal coach
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #22
                                            Sick shit

                                            It is ok that he is in denial, I could of swore it was a guy saying "get back in here"
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                                            • RumpledForeskin
                                              SBR Sharp
                                              • 08-13-08
                                              • 452

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by The Seer
                                              how do u call yourself in the shower?
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                                              • pavyracer
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 04-12-07
                                                • 82896

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by The Seer
                                                how do u call yourself in the shower?
                                                The shower head is detachable with a hose. In jj's world it looks and acts exactly like a phone spewing water.
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                                                • wtf
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 08-22-08
                                                  • 12983

                                                  #25
                                                  maybe he likes masculine women
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                                                  • Panic
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 01-06-08
                                                    • 10367

                                                    #26
                                                    Deuce bangs dime pieces. I've seen pics. Guy has all the luck in the world.
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                                                    • RogueScholar
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 02-05-07
                                                      • 5082

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Deuce
                                                      Rouge, are you a filthy pig bottom or power top? I fukk broads, am not confused here, don't put my cock in guys ass or suck dick. Straight as an arrow.
                                                      Deuce, I'm a tender top. I'm all about the lavender oil massages, putting a little Keith Sweat on the hi-fi, lighting some candles, and making an evening of it with my bottom. Most women don't get treated like I treat my boyfriends, even in their dreams.

                                                      Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                                      90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                                      • pavyracer
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 04-12-07
                                                        • 82896

                                                        #28
                                                        I thought we agreed to leave the bedroom stories in the bedroom?
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                                                        • RogueScholar
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 02-05-07
                                                          • 5082

                                                          #29
                                                          Deuce asked me a question, I was simply answering it. The two options he suggested didn't fit, so I felt the need to explain my terminology.

                                                          Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                                          90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                                          • wtf
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 08-22-08
                                                            • 12983

                                                            #30
                                                            holy shit duece, rs is attempting to suduce you!
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                                                            • unknown Gambler
                                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                                              • 11-11-08
                                                              • 758

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                                              Ok I call this guy and he says he is in the fukkin shower so 1st I think to myself how do you answer a phone in shower?? Ok........now the good part so as I hang up I hear a another guy in background also saying to Deuce " Get back in here"

                                                              time to put this guy on the next plane to gaza.
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                                                              • jjgold
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 07-20-05
                                                                • 388179

                                                                #32
                                                                LOL

                                                                I like Deuce, it was just funny when I heard a guy with a deep voice tell Deuce to get back in shower. I am still laughing. I am certain water was running. He should of never answered phone if he was playing.
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