Best line from Napoleon Dynamite?

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    Best line from Napoleon Dynamite?
    Do the chickens have large talons?
  • wannabet
    SBR Sharp
    • 10-27-08
    • 359

    #2
    when he chucked the piece of steak and hit Napolean in the face.
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    • clonecat
      SBR MVP
      • 08-29-05
      • 1225

      #3
      Your mom goes to college?
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      • ZXCVBNM
        SBR MVP
        • 09-17-08
        • 1027

        #4
        If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true.

        A freakin 12 gauge, what do you think?

        I see you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think you're fat?

        Don't be jealous I've been chatting online with babes all day.
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        • VegasDave
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 01-03-07
          • 8056

          #5
          Tina you fat lard! Come get your dinner!
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          • RogueScholar
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 02-05-07
            • 5082

            #6
            "How much you wanna bet I could throw a football over them mountains?!?"
            Originally posted by StraitShooter
            90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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            • Bread
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-16-08
              • 23726

              #7
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              • Boner_18
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-24-08
                • 8301

                #8
                "She's pretty much the best thing that ever happened to me."

                "is there some kind of vest that I can wear?"
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                • onthewhat
                  Restricted User
                  • 05-14-08
                  • 15411

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RogueScholar
                  "How much you wanna bet I could throw a football over them mountains?!?"
                  Rogue is even sharp when it comes to movie quotes

                  Anything involving Uncle Rico qualifies as best quote in this movie.
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                  • HAPPY BOY
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-10-05
                    • 7109

                    #10
                    you stay at home and eat all the frickin chips kip

                    I see your drinking 1% is that cause you think your fat

                    Easy I already looked into it for myself

                    Its a sledge hammer
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                    • HAPPY BOY
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-10-05
                      • 7109

                      #11
                      I think we should have some holy santos in our school. El nino de la torcha is a good one. My aunt Concha has seen him. Classic! soo many great lines.
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                      • onthewhat
                        Restricted User
                        • 05-14-08
                        • 15411

                        #12
                        Gosh dangit Napoleon, make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh
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                        • jtuck
                          SBR MVP
                          • 02-18-08
                          • 2051

                          #13
                          "Woulda won state if coach put me in"
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                          • HAPPY BOY
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                            • 08-10-05
                            • 7109

                            #14
                            Originally posted by onthewhat
                            Gosh dangit Napoleon, make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh
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                            • HAPPY BOY
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-10-05
                              • 7109

                              #15
                              I found some Indian arrow heads in that pig pen over there... had to listen to it 15 times to make out what that guy said.
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                              • Bread
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-16-08
                                • 23726

                                #16
                                LOL Happy...on my 15th viewing recently, we put closed captioning on to figure out what that dead dood was saying!!
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                                • HAPPY BOY
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 08-10-05
                                  • 7109

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by onthewhat
                                  Gosh dangit Napoleon, make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh
                                  a correction its "Knock it off Napolean, make yourself a dang quea-dilla!" Fine!
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                                  • Robyn
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                                    • 02-05-08
                                    • 9681

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Bread
                                    LOL Happy...on my 15th viewing recently, we put closed captioning on to figure out what that dead dood was saying!!
                                    It definitely pays to be half deaf.
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                                    • rjt721
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 02-06-07
                                      • 7929

                                      #19
                                      Everything that came out of Kip's mouth. That fucker was the real star of the movie.
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                                      • wtf
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 08-22-08
                                        • 12983

                                        #20
                                        you know i am in training to be a cage fighter!
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