Danny Will Be In Lincoln County Tomorrow

bigboydan · 08-17-06, 08:50 PM

what the hell you doing there tomorrow anyway coach ?

jjgold · 08-17-06, 08:59 PM

Meeting with 3 Reps from a Computer Company, I might sell refurbished computers on the net and door to door. We are working out a deal on them. The computers are laptops

500 Ram
880mhz speed
1 Gig Storage
windows xp

If I can get them for $300 each I will re sell for $950

Santo · 08-17-06, 09:02 PM

Anyone buying those for $950 needs their head examining.

bigboydan · 08-17-06, 09:03 PM

are they hot laptops coach ?

jjgold · 08-17-06, 09:17 PM

No clean as a whistle, there are many suckers on the net that wil be buy these. They run like a lamb and fly like a deer. The company is going out of business and I guess they are just scuffef up a little. The sample I saw was fine ecept the L key was kind of stuck but with some oil I am sure it will work fine.

The other sample I saw was ok except the backing of the key pad was gone but it works fine and all keys feel soft when typing.

Illusion · 08-17-06, 09:22 PM

1 gig of storage??? When were these things made???

isetcap · 08-17-06, 09:40 PM

Holy Jesus, this is the funniest thread I have ever seen.

jjgold · 08-17-06, 09:41 PM

The name on the laptops are Tushimos, I think from Japan

Off name but I think quality

isetcap · 08-17-06, 09:45 PM

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

tushimos !!!

I'm sure they're quality, JJ.

Illusion · 08-17-06, 09:49 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

The name on the laptops are Tushimos, I think from Japan

Off name but I think quality

Isn't that the company that makes pizza rolls?

bigboydan · 08-17-06, 09:53 PM

JJ, you might wanna rethink this business opportunity, because i'm you remember the last time you went door to door selling stuff.

btw, how many sea monkeys do you still have in that warehouse in NJ ?

MrX · 08-18-06, 12:29 AM

Considering WinXP uses around 2 Gigs, that's gonna be a tight fit. But if anyone can do it, I'm sure Tushimo can!

imgv94 · 08-18-06, 01:44 AM

Originally posted by Illusion

Isn't that the company that makes pizza rolls?

tacomax · 08-18-06, 02:20 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

there are many suckers on the net that wil be buy these.

And the 3 Reps from a Computer Company look like they've found that sucker.

jjgold · 08-18-06, 07:43 AM

In St Louis as we speak and leaving the Hotel to meet these clowns, I will sample at least 20 refurbs and then make the decision. It looks like a cant miss deal. I might buy 500 laptops at $300 per pop, 1/2 upfront and the rest monthly and if I do not make the note PC's must be returned. Lawyers involved here so cannot play games. I will report back later.

By the way St Louis sucks, dirty and old.

Curse Fire · 08-18-06, 08:27 AM

LOL You mean cant miss like that baseball game
that was fixed with the pitche r that was going
to throw all balls and homerun pitches was cant
miss. 1 gig and Tushimos is to funny man and
almost $1000 bucks to. Godamit this is a funny
way to start my FRiday. Hey jjgold are you doing
more comedy shows when your in St.Louis today.

scottyy11 · 08-18-06, 09:02 AM

jj i got about 200 commodore 64's I need to move......any help lol

Uncle Joe · 08-18-06, 10:17 AM

Now this is funny. While you are at WalMart you might want to go inside and see what laptop they can sell you for $950 and then think about doing this scam deal. Scuffed up a little is probaly another way of saying they came from a flooded warehouse in New Orleans last summer. Door to door Tushimos sales man is funny.

Relentless · 08-18-06, 10:26 AM

tushimo, lmao.

jjgold · 08-18-06, 11:03 AM

Its a go, laptops ran well, sure some have dents on the exterior, a few had panels missing, a few had issues with them folding right, and a couple did not close at all but for the most part most just had dents and ran well.

Refurbs bang for your buck are the way to go, I am in conference room now sealing the deal and the laptops will be shipped next week to me, the ones that do not close I will sell for $550 only.

If any SBR poster wants one let me know and maybe we can take off 10% plus shipping. My flight back to Newark leaving in like 2hrs so I will be back posting early evening.

bigboydan · 08-18-06, 12:03 PM

coach, make sure you don't get carjacked on your way back to the airport when your going back to the airport.

sergfro · 08-18-06, 12:13 PM

LMAO!! at work we sell our old computer equipment as well. Our laptops are Pentium 3 1.4 ghz 1gb ram and 40gig hd we sell them for $300

goodluck trying to sell your stuff no way in hell anyone should buy that. Its not even worth $300 to purchase it from them

tacomax · 08-18-06, 12:35 PM

I think you should take everything jjgold posts with a pinch of salt. A rather large pinch in most cases.

compaqDikk · 08-18-06, 02:42 PM

this venture should be just as successful as jjgoldsports.com was.

lets face it boys, everything Coach touches turn poison.

he is cursed and even the people in louisiana cannot break it

isetcap · 08-18-06, 04:10 PM

I've been looking for a laptop that has problems "folding right". People don't accurately comprehend the technological difficulties that are presented by the "folding" concept.

jjgold · 08-18-06, 04:11 PM

Back and deal made. I think I made a score here. Already have a few Asian guys and 4 guys from Romania interested in buying. Yeh I am a hustler and can make money.

compaqDikk · 08-18-06, 05:03 PM

coach any problems getting your liquid vaseline and gels for rug onto carryOn at the airport? man i bet those cokksuckers flag your ticket and pull you aside for a patDown everytime because you a fukkin disaster and travel alone and have a record of purchasing one ways

coach your numbers operation and tap water delivery business were easier and yielded more. plus with this door to door shitt you are too out of shape. your laptops are paperweights

jjgold · 08-18-06, 05:41 PM

Compactor jjgoldsports was doing well until Shrink pulled the plug on it and ripped the website on a radio show.

I do carry Gels and other items but not this time

tacomax · 08-18-06, 05:46 PM

A delivery service for tapwater? Never thought there would be a gap in the market for that.

Foolosophy · 08-19-06, 08:44 AM

These laptops belong in a museum, and the guy comes from another planet......but you've got to hand it to him....he's a survivor and has a confidence the size of QE2 (no, not the Titanic).

compaqDikk · 08-21-06, 11:13 AM

an oldie but a goodie taco

"Now currently I am working for a water company for 1.7 years delivering water. I like it but some of the co workers rib me a little calling me the fat water boy, ect. I have heard all the jokes, ect..... I think I might be able to sell some water on the side without the boss knowing. I am going to tell him they cancelled delivery and then i am going to get empty bottles and fill them in my fukkin sink and the customers will not even know. It will be all profit then and a nice side job. I love this job though because we have dice games at lunch and a few guys take my action with sorts on credit. I think I could last at this job and the side water deal I am working on will work well, I am clever with this idea. i think I can get like 25% of the companies customers to cancel, I just tell the clowns I will get it cheaper (from my fukkin sink!!) and they will sign up for it. Can you imagine I will be using my local towns water and making a profit by selling it to customers and telling them it is Poland Springs.

Good Luck