Need Advice: How Do You Sleep With A Married Woman?

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Need Advice: How Do You Sleep With A Married Woman?
    I WANT TO DO THIS REAL BAD

    Thanks
  • SlickFazzer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-22-08
    • 20209

    #2
    Most are sick of their current husbands, and are starved for affection.

    Just give them some attention and before you know it they will be riding
    your cock like a brawma bull.
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    • pavyracer
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 04-12-07
      • 82895

      #3
      Send me $20,000 jj. I can get you a bride from Moldava. Wanna see some pictures?
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      • Chi_archie
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-22-08
        • 63172

        #4
        Adulterers used to get stoned with rocks not doobies so keep your hands of that married woman's boobies
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
          Slicker seems simple??

          Paver send some pics

          Thanks
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          • SlickFazzer
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-22-08
            • 20209

            #6
            JJ, 1 out of every 2 chicks you see with a wedding ring on is ready for divorce.

            The statistics don't lie. And they want that divorce because their husbands are
            sick of listening to them and giving them attention.

            this is where you step in....its like taking candy from a baby.
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            • ritehook
              SBR MVP
              • 08-12-06
              • 2244

              #7
              Need Advice: How Do You Sleep With A Married Woman?

              Best to do it lying down. Unless you're a horse or elephant.
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #8
                Do they care that I am small?? Can that be a problem for me??

                So I basically just say nice things to them and they will sleep with me??

                What am I missing here??
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                • Casperwaits
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-25-06
                  • 5042

                  #9
                  I recommend wherever you sleep with her, it's not in her bed. Husbands have a funny way of acting when caught in the act.
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                  • RogueJuror
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 07-08-08
                    • 10010

                    #10
                    coulda had one

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                    • gordon gekko
                      SBR MVP
                      • 05-01-08
                      • 2842

                      #11
                      JJ you don't have what it takes, sorry pal.
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        Originally posted by RogueJuror
                        coulda had one
                        Roguey you wanted $25,000 and then you said you would send me a girl, now how do I know the girl would of came?
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                        • Chi_archie
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-22-08
                          • 63172

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          Roguey you wanted $25,000 and then you said you would send me a girl, now how do I know the girl would of came?

                          with your little ding dong... that girl might have arrived at your house..had you sent the money... but one thing is for sure.... she never woulda CAME

                          sorry too easy
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                          • SlickFazzer
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 05-22-08
                            • 20209

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jjgold
                            Do they care that I am small?? Can that be a problem for me??

                            So I basically just say nice things to them and they will sleep with me??

                            What am I missing here??
                            Basically you may have to stimulate them orally a bit more than normal due to the small pecker. But they should enjoy this anyway as most husbands have given up on this practice after marriage.
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                            • RogueJuror
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 07-08-08
                              • 10010

                              #15
                              lets resume negotiation

                              i stretch my arm you stretch your arm

                              lets talk, tomorrow 16:30 on the san fran line

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                              • CaneDawg
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-25-08
                                • 6256

                                #16
                                u don't

                                what if she was your wife
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                                • The Seer
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 10-29-07
                                  • 10641

                                  #17
                                  jj, u have no game
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                                  • Tchocky
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 02-14-06
                                    • 2371

                                    #18
                                    Sleeping with a married woman is easy. Sleeping with a married man is a challenge.
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                                    • The Seer
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 10-29-07
                                      • 10641

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Tchocky
                                      Sleeping with a married woman is easy. Sleeping with a married man is a challenge.
                                      not for roguescholar (no offense RS, just sayin it would be easier for u)
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                                      • BadNina
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 11-27-07
                                        • 10491

                                        #20
                                        With one eye on the door, JJ.
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                                        • Poker_Beast
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 09-14-06
                                          • 6547

                                          #21
                                          Make sure her husband does not have any guns!
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                                          • smitch124
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 05-19-08
                                            • 12566

                                            #22
                                            You put your penis in her vagina....should I post a diagram?
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                                            • pico
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 04-05-07
                                              • 27321

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Poker_Beast
                                              Make sure her husband does not have any guns!
                                              ditto.
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