10. You bet the Vikings because they have prettier uniforms
9. You read American Male for the articles
8. Your mother calls YOU on Mother's Day
7. You call pigs in a blanket...those "cute little wieners"
6. You watch Bromance
5. You have "YMCA" as your ring tone
4. Chuck Norris won't even f**k you up because HE is afraid of diseases
3. Bea Arthur's sexuality doesn't confuse you
2. You watch Cinemax late at night to see what the softcore porn girls are wearing
1. JJ Gold has you on speed dial
9. You read American Male for the articles
8. Your mother calls YOU on Mother's Day
7. You call pigs in a blanket...those "cute little wieners"
6. You watch Bromance
5. You have "YMCA" as your ring tone
4. Chuck Norris won't even f**k you up because HE is afraid of diseases
3. Bea Arthur's sexuality doesn't confuse you
2. You watch Cinemax late at night to see what the softcore porn girls are wearing
1. JJ Gold has you on speed dial