Ode To Teela

[Casperwaits]

In honor of VH1 debuting Rock Of Love Tour Bus and Rock Of Love Charm School Reunion, I have become amorous and sentimental. Considering I am homeless, I am no Bret Michaels, but I have all my hair and my mascara bill is considerably lower than his. That said, I have written a poem for Teela, my SBR of Love.


Sunday night, and I cannot pick a winner
Just finished off another McDonalds dinner
Why is my happy meal leaving me so sad?
It's because I don't have Teela
The capper I wish I had
I look at my bets, I weep and I sigh
Why can't I become Teela's apple of her eye?
Is it because she loves JJ?
Is it his videos that make her laugh?
Is it because BetPlom writes about animals
Like hippos and giraffes?
Is it because Bread, Robyn and her are having three ways I wish to join?
Is it because she read my inital threads about being small in the groin?
Is it because 5'er and both Rogues are hotter than me?
Is it because AMB is now single. I hear her go tee hee!
Alas the truth is worse than I ever could say
For Teela, I am not with you
Because I picked the Minnesota Vikings today!!


One day Teela, we will meet. Maybe not on a bus, or in a mansion, but when we do...I will ask you to be my....SBR of Love

[flyingillini]

Isn't Teela a Ghost? Ha,unreal.

[The Seer]

Here, I can make this shorter for you:

Hickory Dickery Dock,
You wished Teela was sucking your cock.

[CaneDawg]

casper

teela likes white wine

[Teela]

Three ways to a girl's heart: poetry, humor, and trashy VH1 shows.

I also picked the Vikings. We can weep together.

[RogueJuror]

creative casper, you winning points

casper i wish i hadnt lose my ability to write more than 1 sentence

[BadNina]

see Panic. All you had to do was write her a poem.

[Chi_archie]

great post Cassie...


you deserve a great chick..

[Bread]

Unreal. Casper watch your back. Pimike is not going to be happy about this poem.

[AMBlai01]

Hilarious Casper! Another great post, keep up the great work.

Teela, are you going to accept his losing gambling ticket and Rock his gambling world?