Boys, tornado Sirens are blaring! Glad I didn't win the powerball

Robber · 05-19-13, 10:27 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

I might die tonight. Or worse, if I had won, the tornadoes may have blown my winning ticket away. I'd be a nervous wreck right now if I was holding a $300 million ticket.

Wtf?

InTheDrink · 05-19-13, 10:48 PM

Originally posted by Robber

Wtf?

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Speedy88 · 05-19-13, 11:58 PM

Serge Ibaka can't block the tornado?

Stay safe bud.

The Kraken · 05-20-13, 03:07 PM

At it again today boys.

Here at SBR we endure it all

tornados, hurricanes, dengeneracy, BI

The Kraken · 05-20-13, 03:20 PM

F5 in a very populated area

The Kraken · 05-20-13, 03:46 PM

Moore Oklahoma, the city that got the brunt of the F5 in 1999, just got obliterated. Elementary school took a direct hit. Whole neighborhoods are gone. Tornado was 1.25 miles wide.

iifold · 05-20-13, 03:52 PM

Was watching live...

How close was that monster to The Kraken residence?

Friend of a friend says plum sized hail destroyed car...

Power of nature is crazy!

The Kraken · 05-20-13, 03:53 PM

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Attached Files

The Kraken · 05-20-13, 03:59 PM

Foldii a few miles south

The Kraken · 05-20-13, 04:00 PM

My wife said the hail was tennis ball size at our house. At work right now, not looking forward to a new roof and car.

The Kraken · 05-20-13, 04:07 PM

They're broadcasting live right now and they just showed a lady with a 2x4 impaled in her abdomen. The news anchor chastised the cameraman for showing it

The Kraken · 05-20-13, 04:12 PM

Homes exploding due to gas leaks. No fire trucks to put out the fire.

ACoochy · 05-20-13, 06:14 PM

Stay safe Krakker u crazy mofo...

This shite is worse '99 from all reports

str · 05-20-13, 06:19 PM

Hope you and your family are well.

Just terrible.

Best of Luck.

The Kraken · 05-20-13, 09:20 PM

Over 50 dead confirmed coochy, 44 in 99. This will be much worse not just because the numbers but also many will be children. This hit two elementary schools head on. In one of the schools, seven kids drowned because a water pump was destroyed. Many many still missing. I think 37/51 dead as of now are kids. Just heart breaking.

thx str, we're all accounted for and fine. Storm traveled more east than north so it missed us.

turtlejc · 05-20-13, 10:05 PM

can you find a picture of the lady with the 2x4

The Giant · 05-20-13, 10:19 PM

Stay safe, Kraken.

TheMoneyShot · 05-20-13, 10:25 PM

How is this NOT the reality version of The Day After Tomorrow? Stay safe Krak. Bless you man.

The Kraken · 05-20-13, 10:41 PM

I'll see if I can find a pic or video.

10 years ago, the strongest tornado recorded in US history, with wind speeds over 300mph, cut through the exact same path as the tornado today. The same businesses were hit, same streets, same families, same everything. It's almost unbelievable for this to happen in the exact same spot.

Thx for the kind words guys. Krakens family is safe and tucked in.

Although this thread was started in jest because that's what we do here, it's incredibly sad to know just a few miles south of me right now, parents are desperately waiting to hear whether their child is dead or alive. That families once again are forced to rebuild their lives from scratch. That some parents are already making funeral arrangements for the children.

god bless the survivors and god speed for the rest.

turtlejc · 05-20-13, 10:42 PM

stormin here in chicago right now, big hail and 60+ mph winds

aint shit like you guys had tho, stay safe

find a video or pic, thanks :P

MoneyLineDawg · 05-20-13, 11:08 PM

Very sad and even worse that it hit the same town......I'm sure Oklahoma has some great things about it but the tornado shit would be too much for me.....Always worried if the next tornado will be the one that levels your neighborhood

King Mayan · 05-20-13, 11:17 PM

Prayers go out to Oklahoma

Chi_archie · 05-20-13, 11:26 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

I'll see if I can find a pic or video.

10 years ago, the strongest tornado recorded in US history, with wind speeds over 300mph, cut through the exact same path as the tornado today. The same businesses were hit, same streets, same families, same everything. It's almost unbelievable for this to happen in the exact same spot.

Thx for the kind words guys. Krakens family is safe and tucked in.

Although this thread was started in jest because that's what we do here, it's incredibly sad to know just a few miles south of me right now, parents are desperately waiting to hear whether their child is dead or alive. That families once again are forced to rebuild their lives from scratch. That some parents are already making funeral arrangements for the children.

god bless the survivors and god speed for the rest.

really puts things in perspective.

humbling

on my knees with Mayan here

LVHerbie · 05-20-13, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Moore Oklahoma, the city that got the brunt of the F5 in 1999, just got obliterated. Elementary school took a direct hit. Whole neighborhoods are gone. Tornado was 1.25 miles wide.

Moore got hit by a F4 in 2003 as well. If randomness wasn't such a crazy bitch one would think the town was a tornado magnet.

Stay safe Kracken

BigDofBA · 05-20-13, 11:36 PM

Glad you're safe Krake.

I lived 5 miles south of the location of the May 3, 1999 Moore tornado that had the highest winds ever recorded on earth. 318 mph! I can't believe three super tornadoes have literally hit the same spot and it's in my own backyard.

You can't survive this unless you are underground. I still have many friends in the OKC/Moore/Norman area. One of my best friends lives in Moore and his wife is an elementary teacher there. It took me two and a half hours to get a hold of them because cell service is overloaded and I couldn't get through.

His wife just left the school as she stayed with her students until all of them found their parents.

opie1988 · 05-21-13, 12:52 PM

Unimaginable tragedy.

Remember the Okies when you hit your knees tonight, fellas.

GunShard · 05-21-13, 02:22 PM

The Kraken · 05-31-13, 06:27 PM

Here we go again boys

this shit sucks

1 mile wide tornado

Probably another F4/F5 on the ground.

On path for OKC, lots of populated areas

Chi_archie · 05-31-13, 06:29 PM

shit

ACoochy · 05-31-13, 06:34 PM

I feel dumb for asking this but why do some of you people choose to live in areas where shit like this happens??

Mikeyanks23 · 05-31-13, 06:54 PM

jesus christ not again.

stay safe

Vegas39 · 05-31-13, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by ACoochy

I feel dumb for asking this but why do some of you people choose to live in areas where shit like this happens??

Proably a variety of reasons. Grew up in area, moved there for a job. Krakens case probably stalking a stripper

Chi_archie · 05-31-13, 06:58 PM

I have family equidistant in my directions from here

ChalkyDog · 05-31-13, 07:06 PM

I almost went to Norman for law school. Lubbock too.

Once I figured out both places are damn near ground zero for Tornado's, I quickly changed my mind.

Anyway, I promise you would have rather of won the powerball. No chance you are still in bumble fukk if you had 300 mill. Maybe you would literally be in bumble fukk called Dubai. Either way, your biggest concern would be how much to tip the blonde for the most epic blow job of the day - not gods wrath.

The Kraken · 05-31-13, 07:25 PM

Coochy it's a valid question. It's the same reason people tolerate hurricanes, earthquakes and tsunamis. It's just home. I got a lot of family here. My parents are getting older and being the only son, I feel some sense of obligation to make sure taken care of.

We've thought about moving but we have a storm shelter so we tolerate it.