10. If JJ loses, he will start a video revolt in which he will continue to do pull ups until his arms fall out of his sockets ala Saturday Night Live skit circa 1988. He thought about fasting, but he love em some food.
9. If JJ wins, we all get invited to his doctors office for free lollipops and samples of Viagra.
8. As poster of the year, JJ promises to bring change to the forum. By change, he means the 37 cents under his plastic covered couch him and his aunt had sex on during Xmas.
7. Two words : Rebate Wager
6. If JJ loses, it will open up Pandora's Box for Bread to write funny and cutting comments about JJ...actuall that isn't a bad thing
5. If he wins, he can use the moniker "SBR 2008 Poster of the Year" on all his business cards. I don't know about you, but that and 50 cents will get you a cup of coffee in Penn Station!
4. Escorts on Craigs List are already offering JJ discounts on happy endings if he wins.
3. Hey, when Carrie won Queen at the prom, remember how well that turned out?
2. I may have a shot at becoming his Vice president of operations. Kinda like Dan Quale except not as smart or good looking. How do you spell potato again?
1. Last but not least.....JJ hasn't won anything in ages. HE IS DUE!!!
9. If JJ wins, we all get invited to his doctors office for free lollipops and samples of Viagra.
8. As poster of the year, JJ promises to bring change to the forum. By change, he means the 37 cents under his plastic covered couch him and his aunt had sex on during Xmas.
7. Two words : Rebate Wager
6. If JJ loses, it will open up Pandora's Box for Bread to write funny and cutting comments about JJ...actuall that isn't a bad thing
5. If he wins, he can use the moniker "SBR 2008 Poster of the Year" on all his business cards. I don't know about you, but that and 50 cents will get you a cup of coffee in Penn Station!
4. Escorts on Craigs List are already offering JJ discounts on happy endings if he wins.
3. Hey, when Carrie won Queen at the prom, remember how well that turned out?
2. I may have a shot at becoming his Vice president of operations. Kinda like Dan Quale except not as smart or good looking. How do you spell potato again?
1. Last but not least.....JJ hasn't won anything in ages. HE IS DUE!!!
