Anybody buying powerball tickets for half a billion?

[TheCentaur]

I think you know this and just want a laugh, but 0.0 percent chance there's a guaranteed 8% return out there today.

That's what I thought, but I am studying investments right now and thought there could be something I haven't seen. I absolutely hate the thought of stock market investing right now.

[str]

Really? Tell me an investment vehicle that is a sure 8%/year I would love to know

Another big reason I wouldn't want the annuity that no one has mentioned is you would be trusting this program to be solvent for 30 years. Where the government is involved that's a big risk

8% is a real number in the better parts of Md. for new construction private lending.

Like anything else, gotta know who you are dealing with as well as the numbers in the land vs. construction.

The right deal is very safe though.

With a 12-15% margin to work with on the back end, it survived 2008 so I would call that very safe for the return.

I have worked within that several times.

Your post said sure though, no such thing as that , as you well know.

I agree on the no annuity.

[ChalkyDog]

If you do annuity, you are admitting to having failed self control, and basic life principles. Almost worse than sweat pants.

We are currently in a world were money actually has to work to make money, and the lump sum is still so much more beneficial it really is ridiculous.

[Russian Rocket]

savings accounts in Russia pay 6-10% right now...all solid banks

[spurginobili]

I bought 10 tickets yesterday.....matched 2 numbers....gonna have to bring in the shaman to help for Saturday.

[Russian Rocket]

what two numbers pay with this kind of a jackpot?

[InTheDrink]

Waste of money unless you buy with a group of people

smokers human centipede = group of people

[Smoke]

smokers human centipede = group of people

Drinker if I win I am buying and taking ownership of your nice round booty

[Smoke]

what two numbers pay with this kind of a jackpot?

Nothing. I think 3 numbers pays $1 or 2

[InTheDrink]

Drinker if I win I am buying and taking ownership of your nice round booty

smoker i must have already hit the lotto because your hole belongs to my hard cawk

[Russian Rocket]

Nothing. I think 3 numbers pays $1 or 2

last draw from Cali:


looks like they pay Smoker

[TheMoneyShot]

If I win the jackpot... I'm buying a better bunny ranch in Vegas... and I'm inviting all of my favorite SBR peeps there. Enjoy. I would fly you all... it's on me.

[Russian Rocket]

If I win the jackpot... I'm buying a better bunny ranch in Vegas... and I'm inviting all of my favorite SBR peeps there. Enjoy. I would fly you all... it's on me.

[mynameismud]

both multi state lotteries are very high. mega millions is at like 200 million.

[InTheDrink]

Yeeep.

Steps in order of what to do with new found fortune.

1) Shit on boss' desk.
2) Buy a new car
3) Buy a new woman
4) Pay my wife to deal with new woman (the alternative is obvious)
5-73) General degenerate purchases and wastes of money

..... This is where the plan really comes together.

74) Purchase the Phoenix Coyotes
75) Take whatever cash I have left, make a syndicate, fan out across the globe to recollect the purchase money of the Coyotes via point shaving/fixing during next Hockey Season.
76) Own hockey team free and clear. Hopefully am still allowed to reside in the US.
77) Play more lottery.

[InTheDrink]

Lottery = tax on the stupid



GLTA

[GunShard]

Whoa $600 million.

Everyone go attempt it, lol.

[Russian Rocket]

Whoa $600 million.

Everyone go attempt it, lol.

$376.9 Million Cash Value...gamble all of it away in 6 months

[v0dka]

If I won - I'd withdraw $100,000 in $1 bills, get on top of a building, make it "rain" and watch the madness.

[daneblazer]

last draw from Cali:


looks like they pay Smoker

Why the fukk does powerball +1 pay the same as powerball? Fukkin scamming lottery

[daneblazer]

I'll get some tickets tonight. If I win I'll buy every degen in this thread a wsop entry and hire Rachel Nichols to cover it.

[daneblazer]

1 in 175,223,510 odds of hitting the jackpot, 377 mil cash out value (unreal US government, unreal)...

tickets are $2 so assuming some other jackass doesn't pick your same numbers, combined with the other prizes involved, this is one of the few times you will have direct odds of playing to lottery.

Someone on SBR cash this bitch

[Huckleberry Pig]

1 in 175,223,510 odds of hitting the jackpot, 377 mil cash out value (unreal US government, unreal)...

tickets are $2 so assuming some other jackass doesn't pick your same numbers, combined with the other prizes involved, this is one of the few times you will have direct odds of playing to lottery.

Someone on SBR cash this bitch

Workin on it! If I win I'd like to try to bankrupt a casino by going all in on red...

That's a lie, I'd die of a heart attack watching that ball spin around before I even saw the outcome.

Maybe I'll just buy a casino and invite all of my degen friends on here to come and play...

[William Walters]

If I cash.......I'll buy SBR........fire Lou..........and bring back Michael Jack Corbin.

[daneblazer]

Winner still hasn't come forward. If no one claims it, the money will go back into "education" and "the prize pool".

Yeah fukkin right