Who wants to meet the great Jose Canseco this Sunday? What should i ask him?

[drfunkmaster]

ask him if he stands while pissing or sitting down?

[bradthebloke]

ask him how much to gape himself with a pine cone.

[Pabinator]

Im thinking he probably banged a couple chicks on that reality show he was on that was probably his second famous chick.

I wonder how much a bottle of steroids signed by him would go for?

[DEUCED]

Ask him if Mcguires rooster tastes like Rickey Henderson's corn pipe?

[Pabinator]

Ask him if Mcguires rooster tastes like Rickey Henderson's corn pipe?

Why do we have to throw Mcgwire into this, clearly Rickey couldnt take Mac's rooster

[kfranz31]

ask him to leave but leave the girls h brings with him behind

[tony_come]

How big is his ding dong

[manny24]

did you ever come the face?

[InTheDrink]

ask jose what it would be like to have a bubble bath with tony and manny while listening to nickelback's greatest hits and enjoying all you can eat mitsubishi's

[Pabinator]

I actually wanna see how big he looks like in person.

Dave Stewart & the Honky Tonk man were shorter than me

[tony_come]

Drinker I miss you buddy

[manny24]

tony where have you been mang?

[InTheDrink]

tony i miss your flowing stream

[jose21_us]

where are the answer to the questions???

[InTheDrink]

[Pabinator]

where are the answer to the questions???

I wont see the guy till Sunday night,

Too many questions, im going to have to round it off the to the top 5 or 3

[iifold]

Multiple credible sources have confirmed that poster Pabinator is roaming the east bay streets of California with Mr. 40-40 right this very moment...

[BennyBigNuts]

Ok SBR'rs, I got some serious business going on here, i need to know what i should ask this guy & have him sign???

So my buddy is having Jose Canseco over his house on Sunday night. Word on the street is he is doing Bay to Breakers this weekend here in the Bay Area & my buddy somehow is having him come in for a private signing. How he pulled this off is another story....

Anyhow i was wondering what i should ask him & what i should have him sign, catch is he is charging $25.00 a signature!

If any of you Canseco'ites are in the East Bay area & wanna meet MR. 40/40 let me know!

Autographs? Really?
I've played poker With Canseco handful of times here in Vegas, busted him in a tournament. See him often.
Dude's super broke hence the $25. He's going to pocket a cool $400 from your meeting with him and won't claim taxes on it either lol.
I'm sure investing $25 for an autograph from him is pretty bad. It has a street value of about 32 cents and a clean needle.

[Pabinator]

Canseco was pretty cool, answered all the questions I asked him. Ill post some pics up soon from the signing for the non believers, i know you guys are all Canseco fans deep down

[Johnnythunder]

I worked in mlb in the late 90's and spoke with canseco on three or four....he was always very nice to me.

[Ghenghis Kahn]

Canseco was pretty cool, answered all the questions I asked him. Ill post some pics up soon from the signing for the non believers, i know you guys are all Canseco fans deep down

i don't understand the canseco hate.

so the guy told the truth about roids in baseball.

big fukkin deal. kids nowadays forget how roids and the long ball saved baseball...

[BennyBigNuts]

i don't understand the canseco hate.

so the guy told the truth about roids in baseball.

big fukkin deal. kids nowadays forget how roids and the long ball saved baseball...

He's a grade A pussy and rat Brah. He didn't single himself out. He named 1000 names because he was broke, washed up, and needed money. People like him get killed in jail for what he did. I'm surprised no one's made a run at him on the streets for being such a fukkin piece of shit.
It's ok to admit you did wrong, but don't bring everyone down with you. Be a fukkin man. This guy is just scum. Plain n simple. It's sad to see someone who was such a great ballplayer turn into human garbage.

[R.P. McMurphy]

Maybe he is a pussy but you have to throw Bonds, Sosa, Clemens and all the other lying gutless b*stards in the same boat. Least Canseco admitted it!

[BennyBigNuts]

Maybe he is a pussy but you have to throw Bonds, Sosa, Clemens and all the other lying gutless b*stards in the same boat. Least Canseco admitted it!

Yes but the guys you mentioned never went broke, and didn't throw any other players under the bus like Canseco.
In the mob back in the day, what happened to a rat? In jail, what happens to a rat? You get dealt with.

[InTheDrink]

Yes but the guys you mentioned never went broke, and didn't throw any other players under the bus like Canseco.
In the mob back in the day, what happened to a rat? In jail, what happens to a rat? You get dealt with.

clemens threw his homeboy pettitte under the bus HARD

[R.P. McMurphy]

And didn't Pumpkin head Bonds boy go to the slammer for him!

[flyingillini]

everyone shit all over him for being honest about his situation

guy never named anyone or rolled others under the bus with him

seems like a solid guey

anybody know his posting handle here?

He is a "guey" orale Ese Manny!

[Pabinator]

I think the guy regrets naming names but too late now.

It probably would have come out sooner or later, just happens he beat people to the punch (for the $)