Originally posted by Cabo
Where you from?
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Where you from?Comment -
Lookin good Richie!Comment -
Originally posted by porkchop817Originally posted by RogueScholarSuch a riveting retort, Pavy. Where do I begin?
Shall I take the time to post the lyrics to a children's song? No, that'd just be dumb. It's not like anyone on the forum is going to find that anything other than silly.
Shall I retreat into my recent handicapping record and hide behind it like a shield? No, I only gamble small amounts for the entertainment value, who cares about the average results of a recreational handicapper. Pavy is gambling so he can put his kids through college! That's freaking serious shit, man. There's no way they'll go to Harvard on his piddly $120,000 per annum salary. Miss South Dakota can blow through that in a year without trying.
Shall I pretend like I can speak for every single member of this forum and tell people what is okay to post and when to be quiet? Noooo, that wouldn't work either, then I'd just come off sounding like an impetuous ass who thinks he runs the place. My name's not SBR_John, I have no right.
Eureka, I've got it! I'll quote an already silly post that I just made and challenge another poster to a handicapping challenge! And the prize can be a video with my face in it. Who could resist that? SBR-izens have been waiting to see my face for years, they crave it like a drug. Why didn't I think of it before...
down goes Paver!! down goes Paver!!
down for the countComment -
Hit 80% Archie. I know you can do it. Take my offer pal. Post some winners like me, Richie and Tony. We don't want to hear your yapping brotha.Comment -
Pavy, you cling to your recent successes in handicapping like a toddler to a security blanket. Tell me, what will you have to fire back with when your streak ends and you're in a slump? If today's exchange of thoughts is any evidence, you won't have a thing. Tread lightly, my friend, you may be setting yourself up for quite the fall. If Taco doesn't bump this thread when you fall below 50% for a couple weeks, you know I sure will, and then the SBR sharks won't be able to help themselves with blood in the water.
Food for thought, no?
Originally posted by StraitShooterComment -
If you do a search you will find all my winning threads. I have several 10 dime winning threads as well as a month long 10 dime winning soccer thread. You will never make a record in sports capping like I have here. I have given more than 1,000 winners the last 2 years.Comment -
Luckily I will also never make a record here of being a grumpy fart whose primary forum contributions will be remembered as being obsessed with who's ghosting and with what handles and being a sarcastic storyteller. I won't have a record of claiming to be an Army Ranger, or a structural engineer, or being married to Miss South Dakota who doesn't want to sleep with me. I won't be remembered for threatening to kill other posters or for bragging about shooting the eye out of a deer at 1,000 yards. I also won't be remembered for a handle that refers to people riding skateboards with motors or the lame video I posted featuring it.
I will be remembered for many things on this forum when my time here has elapsed, but thankfully it won't be any of the above.
Originally posted by StraitShooterComment -
Originally posted by pavyracer
posted like 7-1 thus far today if you really must know
but none of that matters.... because I could hit 24% lifetime and you could hit 88.7% lifetime...
but doesn't change that you are still an asshat and a liar
gl to you pavers and God bless your 80% winnersComment -
I always admire a man that can hit 7-1 in one game.
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Pavy, if you weren't so busy showing us how little you have in your life beside gambling, you'd realize that it's probably easier to go 7-1 on one game than on eight different contests. If you have correctly assessed a matchup, between the full game's side and total, you have first and second half lines, quarter lines and a multitude of props. If you're right about the game in general you can really clean up. Don't you know this, oh wise one of 80% winners? I was with Archie in chat when he was on fire with all those options in the Texas Tech vs. Ole Miss game.
You should try stand-up comedy, Pavy, you're a riot.
Originally posted by StraitShooterComment -
what about the time you lost 2k betting big favs?? jeez, typical gambler. only remembers the wins and makes a habit of forgetting the losses..Originally posted by pavyracer
paver, it don't matter if you're 26-7 or 49-7.. at the end of 2009, you'll be down money, trust me..Comment -
LOL
Kentucky up 6 and misses the extra point
Richie is luckyComment -
blocked xtra point will get you the coverComment -
Nicky, it's times like these when I love you the most. Thanks for coming in here and saying something that no one can dispute because it's coming from you. Nicky's the man!Originally posted by Nicky Santorowhat about the time you lost 2k betting big favs?? jeez, typical gambler. only remembers the wins and makes a habit of forgetting the losses..
paver, it don't matter if you're 26-7 or 49-7.. at the end of 2009, you'll be down money, trust me..
Originally posted by StraitShooterComment -
freaking bama!!!Comment -
Nicky, Let me show you how math works:Originally posted by Nicky Santorowhat about the time you lost 2k betting big favs?? jeez, typical gambler. only remembers the wins and makes a habit of forgetting the losses..
paver, it don't matter if you're 26-7 or 49-7.. at the end of 2009, you'll be down money, trust me..
1. I lost -2,000 betting ML favs.
2. I am 27-7 on $1,000 bets.
3. +$18,000 - $2,000
4. = $16,000
I can do the numbers in French Canadian if you prefer. Let me know dufus.Comment -
Let me tell you this now paver.. YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY FULL OF SHIT... you think i'm born yesterday.. you come in and use a 2k bankroll for all these -600 favs.. you'd bet sometimes 8 in a day.. so basically, your avg bet was about 40 to lose 250.. so you were winning 40 bucks a game? lol... you were sweating out 40 a game.. lolOriginally posted by pavyracer
now all of a sudden, you are betting 1k a game? LOL LOL .. now that's funny.. the only 1,000 you are betting a game is 1,000 pennies, at best.. which in math is 10 bucks.. i don't even think you bet 10 bucks a game, honest..
and btw, is this 27-7 documented? does anyone know? I'm not even sure if he ever really did go 27-7.
paver, you are full of shit.. 3 months ago, you said you had Obama at -110.. that line was always -400, -300.. and then it kept going down down down and went to -110 for like 1 day only. and then went back up to -300 quickly.. you came in here and said you got obama at -110 when it was at -400.. LOL LOL LOL.
then when i called you out on it to prove it with your copy of the ticket, you disappeared.
paver, i dont believe a word you say.. show me your 1k tickets.. i want to see em.. you will never show em because you never bet 1k..Comment -
This was you just 2 months ago, Pavy. Refresh your memory of the times you've been hemorrhaging money like a gunshot victim?Originally posted by pavyracer
Originally posted by StraitShooterComment -
Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
Dear Nicky,
Pavy has wagered 10,000 in the past...and won!!!!!
i've been thinking, if pavy can make it...maybe I can
I'm gonna deposit all my bank account on monday... I'm gonna make it
I'M GONNA MAKE IT... JUST LIKE PAVYComment -
Show me a picture of dowtown Los Angeles from the 17th floor of your apartment in East L.A.Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
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