You know you're a fvckin' loser when...

[Iwinyourmoney]

11) Taking George Washing vs Hawaii in College Hoops

12) Kicking your girlfriend out of the house the day before NYE

[Panic]

Need some more.

[Robyn]

11) Taking George Washing vs Hawaii in College Hoops

12) Kicking your girlfriend out of the house the day before NYE

You kicked your girlfriend out?? The one who went to Vegas with you??

[bigboydan]

13) Constantly harassing CrazyL about updating the standing in the 4 man team contest.

[Bread]

13) Constantly harassing CrazyL about updating the standing in the 4 man team contest.

How about a daily update in the Bowl Action Points contest as promised? Where is Onthewhat when you need him???

[Iwinyourmoney]

You kicked your girlfriend out?? The one who went to Vegas with you??

Robyn,
We dont live together. But she was over and we got in an arguement. It started with she wanted to hang out with her sister and cousin on NYE and I was like WTF we are together and the whole midnight kiss thing and she was like I have never followed the stupid tradition its just another night. Then we got an an arguement about something else and I said "you know I love you" and she said "ya....ok". I flipped and said "Get the fuk outa here, go".

Robyn she doesnt want me to live. If I do something without her its a big fukin deal. She gets all upset and whatever. I feel caged up. I dont know if we are going to last. Will I ever find a girl as good looking as her? Fuk no, look at me. But I dont think Im happy....

[Robyn]

Robyn,
We dont live together. But she was over and we got in an arguement. It started with she wanted to hang out with her sister and cousin on NYE and I was like WTF we are together and the whole midnight kiss thing and she was like I have never followed the stupid tradition its just another night. Then we got an an arguement about something else and I said "you know I love you" and she said "ya....ok". I flipped and said "Get the fuk outa here, go".

Robyn she doesnt want me to live. If I do something without her its a big fukin deal. She gets all upset and whatever. I feel caged up. I dont know if we are going to last. Will I ever find a girl as good looking as her? Fuk no, look at me. But I dont think Im happy....

Not that it makes much of a difference, but I am sure that you are smart enough to know that looks aren't everything. And yes, you could find a woman equally as attractive. Will EVERYONE think that she is equally as attractive? Maybe not. When all is said and done, your opinion is truly the only opinion that matters. Would you rather be with hot woman with zero personality that all of your friends drool over or would you rather be with a woman you find attractive because you actually enjoy her company, she makes you laugh and she doesn't constantly do selfish things to piss you off?

[Bread]

be with hot woman with zero personality that all of your friends drool over

Yes please.

[Robyn]

You already had that, Bread. Look where it got you.

[Casperwaits]

A couple more Panic

15. Watching True Life on MTV, and realizing that their lives are not all that bad
16. Looking forward to Lionel Richie on the New Years Eve Ball because all the other acts are foreign to you
17. Realizing Dick Clark has better diction than you do at midnight
18. Playing Dutch Oven with your dog because your hand is tired from wanking it while watching internet porn
19. Thinking the Red Sox will make that HUGE move before the New Year begins
20. Not getting a phone call from ANYONE on New Years because your friends have lives
21. Actually looking at this list and saying...ummm yep after each one

[Bread]

Casper your lists are fantastic!

[Panic]

Casper is the man!

[Panic]

BBD is trying to disguise the fact that he has fallen off the wagon. Welcome back, BBD. Drinking is a beautiful thing.

[bigboydan]

BBD is trying to disguise the fact that he has fallen off the wagon. Welcome back, BBD. Drinking is a beautiful thing.

I have?

[Bread]

I have?

You should. You've been unbearable lately.

[Panic]

I have?

You havent?

[durito]

I have?

if not you should. i have.


come one dan..... i'll be nice if you are in the same boat as me

[bigboydan]

You havent?

No sir I'm still practicing sobriety.

[Robyn]

Nobody likes a quitter, Danny.

[RogueJuror]

danny you get massage therapy in your back?

[bigboydan]

danny you get massage therapy in your back?

No I don't unless hookers count RJ.

[RogueJuror]

danny i would give you a massage

totally non gay way, just dont wnat to see you hurt

[bigboydan]

I'll stick with the physical therapy RJ, but thanks for the offer.

[Bread]

danny i would give you a massage

totally non gay way, just dont wnat to see you hurt

<---I've typed more of those tonight than ever before. And I meant every single one of them.

[Casperwaits]

A couple more to list

22. The Lifetime movie marathon shows you more of Canada than you have ever seen with your own eyes.

23. You are trying to get a woman online to notice you, and you get rejected because you "type like a stalker"

24. You convince yourself if you buy any exercise equipment from television you can look like that guy/girl with minimal work in days (as you open a beer...or six)

25. Your last New Year you were all excited about the Olsen Twins turning 18, and you remember how that turned out.

26. You keep making stupid lists hoping that it will lead to accolades from people you have never met, but consider your only "true" friends..lol

[Bread]

Casper I'm putting together a fund to get you a car so you can drink with us on nights like this.

[durito]

No I don't unless hookers count RJ.

these damn hookers keep trying to give my back a massage.... it does nothing.... this vietnam dude in denver though ****ing dominates it.... cost is about the same though... i think i prefer the colombiana

[Teela]

24. You convince yourself if you buy any exercise equipment from television you can look like that guy/girl with minimal work in days (as you open a beer...or six)

This one made me sad because it's true...except replace "beer" with "pint of ice cream."

[jjgold]

Bread is that you ??

Freddy I did not know you looked like that.

[Bread]

God Bless you JJGold. Best wishes to you and yours in a brand new 2009.

[t-bone]

27. ......you buy a powerball ticket and think you may win