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  • Bread
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-16-08
    • 23726

    #1
    If one more person....
    Passes me and says "see you next year!" and then stands there with a goofy look awaiting my affirmation that they did indeed make a funny, I might be spending midnight in a cell.

  • SlickFazzer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-22-08
    • 20209

    #2
    New Years is chalked with ridiculousness.
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    • smitch124
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-19-08
      • 12566

      #3
      See ya next year...
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      • Chi_archie
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-22-08
        • 63172

        #4
        I loved that joke in 2nd grade...
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        • Bread
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-16-08
          • 23726

          #5
          Yuk yuk yuk yuk.

          I officially take Smitch off my underappreciated posters list.
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          • wtf
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-22-08
            • 12983

            #6
            bread you avatar makes me ill
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            • Nicky Santoro
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-08-08
              • 16103

              #7
              like that wasn't predictable that some poster was going to come in here and say..."see ya next year" ?


              i actually made a line in my head that it would be said by the first post -135.. and by one of the first 3 posts -380.. It happened on the 2nd post.

              oh and btw, see ya next year..
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              • onthewhat
                Restricted User
                • 05-14-08
                • 15411

                #8
                unreal
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                • Willie Bee
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 02-14-06
                  • 15726

                  #9
                  One frickin' day of the year that we can break up the monotony of "See you later," and Scrooge, er, Bread has to be a sourpuss about it Unreal.
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #10
                    Holidays suck cock

                    Everyone pretends to be happy
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                    • Chi_archie
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-22-08
                      • 63172

                      #11
                      I am happy JJ... the holidays have been great this year....

                      you'll be happy at your "party" tonight right?

                      how much coke ya got?
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                      • Mudcat
                        Restricted User
                        • 07-21-05
                        • 9287

                        #12
                        You could always reply with a jaunty

                        C U Next Tuesday
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                        • flyingillini
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 12-06-06
                          • 41219

                          #13
                          I don't care for any Holiday's at all.
                          המוסד‎
                          המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                          • Boner_18
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-24-08
                            • 8301

                            #14
                            Before I went to law school I managed a convenience store. I got it all day, from customers, to vendors, etc. I guess it was better than "how bout this weather?"
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                            • FreeFall
                              SBR MVP
                              • 02-20-08
                              • 3365

                              #15
                              I dont get it
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                              • Masu485
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-14-08
                                • 7700

                                #16
                                that happened to me at the gym a couple of days ago!!!! he couldn't even say it properly because he fukkin burst out in laughter before he could fukkin finish. 'well... see you next yehehahaher ahaha' i didn't even realize how much it annoyed me until i read this thread...
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                                • Casperwaits
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 08-25-06
                                  • 5042

                                  #17
                                  What does Stevie Wonder say when he is posed that question?
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                                  • Teela
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 07-19-08
                                    • 2551

                                    #18
                                    Bread, I ran into someone from work that did the exact, "See you next year!' followed by the goofy "how funny am I?" look.

                                    Unreal.
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                                    • Bread
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 03-16-08
                                      • 23726

                                      #19
                                      Tella it happened to me at work today about 6 times. I almost threw some spokes at them like ninja stars.
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                                      • VegasDave
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 01-03-07
                                        • 8056

                                        #20
                                        Its much worse for people that work in retail or other jobs interacting with customers.

                                        Went to the bank today... had 4 people in line in front of me.

                                        #1 to teller: See you next year!
                                        #2 to teller: Another year, huh? Man they fly by. See you next year!
                                        #3 to teller: Happy new year! I'll be back sometime next year (laughs heartily)
                                        #4 to teller: Thank you, this is my last deposit of the year just so you know! (laughs)

                                        I kid you not.

                                        I didn't even wish the guy a happy new year. Figured he'd enjoy a reprieve.
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                                        • Teela
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 07-19-08
                                          • 2551

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Bread
                                          Tella it happened to me at work today about 6 times. I almost threw some spokes at them like ninja stars.
                                          Why didn't you fire them? You are the boss, after all.
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                                          • Bread
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-16-08
                                            • 23726

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by VegasDave
                                            Its much worse for people that work in retail or other jobs interacting with customers.

                                            Went to the bank today... had 4 people in line in front of me.

                                            #1 to teller: See you next year!
                                            #2 to teller: Another year, huh? Man they fly by. See you next year!
                                            #3 to teller: Happy new year! I'll be back sometime next year (laughs heartily)
                                            #4 to teller: Thank you, this is my last deposit of the year just so you know! (laughs)

                                            I kid you not.

                                            I didn't even wish the guy a happy new year. Figured he'd enjoy a reprieve.
                                            Thanks for sharing Dave. Your post here reaffirmed my hatred for human beings.
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                                            • smitch124
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 05-19-08
                                              • 12566

                                              #23
                                              Bread threw a virtual spoke at me earlier
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                                              • VegasDave
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 01-03-07
                                                • 8056

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Bread
                                                Thanks for sharing Dave. Your post here reaffirmed my hatred for human beings.
                                                I'm right there with you. This goes right up there with at a hockey game, right before the PA announcer says "ONE MINUTE, ONE MINUTE REMAINING IN THE PERIOD" someone at 1:02 always yells "How much time is left!!!!???"
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                                                • Bread
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 03-16-08
                                                  • 23726

                                                  #25
                                                  That was actually pretty funny Dave.
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                                                  • VegasDave
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 01-03-07
                                                    • 8056

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Bread
                                                    That was actually pretty funny Dave.
                                                    It really is the first time you hear it.

                                                    100s of times later, and the guy nudging those around him like "yeah, that was me, I'm cool"... not so much.
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                                                    • Bread
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 03-16-08
                                                      • 23726

                                                      #27
                                                      God I hate people.
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                                                      • crisp
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 06-02-08
                                                        • 1377

                                                        #28
                                                        Saddam hated people as well.
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                                                        • Panic
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 01-06-08
                                                          • 10367

                                                          #29
                                                          I'm in. I want to ring the bell in front of Target like those guys asking for donations. But I want to hit people in the head with the bell when they dont contribute.
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                                                          • Robyn
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 02-05-08
                                                            • 9681

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by crisp
                                                            Saddam hated people as well.
                                                            Who is this crisp fellow? I love him!
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                                                            • Panic
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 01-06-08
                                                              • 10367

                                                              #31
                                                              In 5 hours, my new years resolution kicks in. My patience is no more. Bread- I am going to snap in 2009.
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                                                              • bigboydan
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 08-10-05
                                                                • 55420

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Panic
                                                                In 5 hours, my new years resolution kicks in. My patience is no more. Bread- I am going to snap in 2009.
                                                                Why is that sir?
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                                                                • Bread
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 03-16-08
                                                                  • 23726

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I want video footage of you achieving your new goals next year Panic. As long as you don't get arrested first.
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