Mine is to have less patience. I want to snap at the blink of an eye. Bartender takes longer than 30 seconds to get me a beer, I fly off in a rage and hit someone in the head with the glass tip jar. Car wont get out of my way on the road, I knudge him into the guardrail. Girl takes to long to get her dress off during a table dance, I kick the shit out of her loser boyfriend who is waiting outside for her money(my money) 'cause he doesnt have a job. Fvcker! This is the year of Panic Attack.
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if your horse loses at track?
attack jockey?Comment -
I like yours Panic.
Mine is basically trying to get my GF to do more kinky shit in the bedroom, and to get her to talk wild dirty in the sack.Comment -
It sounds like you're channeling your inner Bread.Comment -
Only one soul knows my New Years Resolution.Comment -
dammit hoss i think you may be onta something with this idea. the possibilities are endlessComment -
I want to get laid so badComment -
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Crazyl's NYR..............
Grade the team contest by Thanksgiving.Comment -
Unreal.Comment -
Oye hermano, yo tendré un el shaq-o donde vivo siempre
Thanks for the advice, ace
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lose 25 ilbs haven't been to gym in 2 weeks and all this boozing and eating I swear I musta gained 15 ilbs unrealComment -
Roguey had like 10 people over. This guy named Victor whos like 6'5" and weighs 305 LBS drank a tub of rum and was ripped. After miami won the crazy fvck and 2 of his buddys jump in my pool. the pool must have been at like 72 degrees freezing cold. We had a blast.Originally posted by RogueJuror
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Gonna be some good stories in 2009 pertaining to my resolution.
slogan: 2009 Panic may be serving time.Comment