Someone should invent a new sport for gambling and to hire surplus jocks of all kind

[BrentCrude]

Call it insane but At 3 am in the USA and 9 am in England and Europe there is nothing to bet on.Invent a sport that can utilize jocks from every sport that would be working in a car wash if they couldn't crack a starting lineup at a minor league level.So you have a ready available supply of 6'11'' centers in basketball to 360# nose tackles in football and everything in between such as enforcers in hockey who had cement hands and feet and couldn't perform.

So what kind of sport could be invented to have a need for everything from finesse jocks to thug jocks of all sizes.It would be the festivus of sports.

[wtf]

baseketball

[fiveteamer]

slamball

[RogueScholar]

Sword fighting with real swords, the injuries would be spectacular.

wtf: I love the avatar, leave it up for awhile.

[pico]

3am? grab ass

[porkchop817]

[wtf]

Sword fighting with real swords, the injuries would be spectacular.

wtf: I love the avatar, leave it up for awhile.

willie pulled it

guess your bff complained

[Tsoprano]

When I read this title, the first phrase that came to mind was "wtf".

[RogueScholar]

Yeah, I should've asked Nicky to put up a line on how long it would take him, it's not like there was ever any doubt.

[wtf]

hard to conceive in a world filled with hate that he would pull something advocating love

[RogueScholar]

But after his exhortations to, and I quote, "Nuke Israel", is it really that surprising?