Boys, are all we gamblers fukked up? i swear, i have never met a normal gambler.. all my friends are deranged in some way. I am so superstitious, that it is literally ruining me.. am i the only one like this?
last year i had a cat, and when he would come and sit next to me and i'd lose a game in OT, i'd throw him across the room and say he's bad luck and blame him.
if i have 2 losing days in a row, i throw my pen in garbage and buy new one.. if i lose with blue pen, i replace it with a green or black pen to change luck.
I bought a nice green copy book to put in my bets last week. i had 3 losing days in a row, tossed it out and went to buy a blue copy book.
Yesterday i am watching habs game and when GF walked into the living room, i shouted..noooooooooo.. not now, get the fukk outta here, you're bad luck.. she says, it's all in your head, bad luck dont exist.. then.. bam... florida scores (i have habs).. i yell at her, tell her she's fukkin bad luck and to never come in room when i am betting, blamed her for the goal and tossed her across the room on the sofa.. (i was furious) she goes back in bedroom, habs score 2 quick goals. she comes back in living room 20 min after, florida scores again.. i swear i am not making this up.
I had a bad day 4 days ago, i decided to change my living room around a bit and moved tv and sofas to another part of the room just to change the luck. i had 3 winning days in a row since.
If i sit in a certain sofa seat and i start to lose, i move to another section of the sofa and sit there till it starts to go bad. if it remains good, i will sit there everyday and not budge.
If the phone rings during a game, i dont answer it cause i think that person is bad luck.. and IF i do answer it, and the other team scores, i always say, that fukkin guy is a jinx, it's because of him they scored.. i am never going to answer his calls again.
If i go to casino and play bj and some loser comes sit next to me and i dont like the way he looks and i get a bad vibe, i move tables. some guys you can just tell by looking at them that they are losers.
Boys, i am really sick.. i can't tell you how superstitious i am. it's a disease. are all gamblers like me, or am i the only one like this.. i think all us gamblers are somewhat superstitious, cause we are all sick.
Am i the only one like this??
last year i had a cat, and when he would come and sit next to me and i'd lose a game in OT, i'd throw him across the room and say he's bad luck and blame him.
if i have 2 losing days in a row, i throw my pen in garbage and buy new one.. if i lose with blue pen, i replace it with a green or black pen to change luck.
I bought a nice green copy book to put in my bets last week. i had 3 losing days in a row, tossed it out and went to buy a blue copy book.
Yesterday i am watching habs game and when GF walked into the living room, i shouted..noooooooooo.. not now, get the fukk outta here, you're bad luck.. she says, it's all in your head, bad luck dont exist.. then.. bam... florida scores (i have habs).. i yell at her, tell her she's fukkin bad luck and to never come in room when i am betting, blamed her for the goal and tossed her across the room on the sofa.. (i was furious) she goes back in bedroom, habs score 2 quick goals. she comes back in living room 20 min after, florida scores again.. i swear i am not making this up.
I had a bad day 4 days ago, i decided to change my living room around a bit and moved tv and sofas to another part of the room just to change the luck. i had 3 winning days in a row since.
If i sit in a certain sofa seat and i start to lose, i move to another section of the sofa and sit there till it starts to go bad. if it remains good, i will sit there everyday and not budge.
If the phone rings during a game, i dont answer it cause i think that person is bad luck.. and IF i do answer it, and the other team scores, i always say, that fukkin guy is a jinx, it's because of him they scored.. i am never going to answer his calls again.
If i go to casino and play bj and some loser comes sit next to me and i dont like the way he looks and i get a bad vibe, i move tables. some guys you can just tell by looking at them that they are losers.
Boys, i am really sick.. i can't tell you how superstitious i am. it's a disease. are all gamblers like me, or am i the only one like this.. i think all us gamblers are somewhat superstitious, cause we are all sick.
Am i the only one like this??
