I think my old ladys crazy

[wild willy]

We were watching tv last night and she says you playing football tomorrow. So I said sure. She goes in her purse and says heres $20.
Ok how many games, she says all of them, Whatever its your money, you know anything about football. No, So let me get this straight your gonna run the board.
Anyway after a few drinks she explains to me she picking teams by the places she would rather live. So here she goes
TB -13.5
GB-9.5
NE-6.5
GIANTS+3.5
HOuston-2.5
CAR-3
Atl-14.5
clev+12.5
TENN-3.5
JAK+12.5
MIA-2.5
ARIZ-5.5
SF-3
SD-8.5
I told her she was off her rocker. I had to then explain she could only play 12 gamees. So after a few drinks this was her answer. lol
Dont play the wash,sf game because I dont like politicians or fags, and dont worry about detroit,greenbay because I dont like blacks and were the hell is greenbay, I almost spit out my beer lol
If this crazy lady wins I will never here the end
Risking $20 to win 20,000

[porkchop817]

We were watching tv last night and she says you playing football tomorrow. So I said sure. She goes in her purse and says heres $20.
Ok how many games, she says all of them, Whatever its your money, you know anything about football. No, So let me get this straight your gonna run the board.
Anyway after a few drinks she explains to me she picking teams by the places she would rather live. So here she goes
TB -13.5
GB-9.5
NE-6.5
GIANTS+3.5
HOuston-2.5
CAR-3
Atl-14.5
clev+12.5
TENN-3.5
JAK+12.5
MIA-2.5
ARIZ-5.5
SF-3
SD-8.5
I told her she was off her rocker. I had to then explain she could only play 12 gamees. So after a few drinks this was her answer. lol
Dont play the wash,sf game because I dont like politicians or fags, and dont worry about detroit,greenbay because I dont like blacks and were the hell is greenbay, I almost spit out my beer lol
If this crazy lady wins I will never here the end
Risking $20 to win 20,000

thats freakin hilarious. glad you shared with the class!

curious though, why didn't she play each game individually for $1.XX so she would atleast have a chance of making some cash. Guess this is alot more interesting than a $20 lottery ticket though.

GL to you and the old lady!

[CaneDawg]

good luck my angel

[wild willy]

She told me she only watches to see the players in tight pants,and it took me 4 beers just to explain the basics of wagering.

[RogueJuror]

politicians, fags and blacks eliminated

[wild willy]

She just saw the post and called me a smart ass and told me to post my plays I'v done horrible on football this year so I would suggest to fade. hell with it I"LL do a big ticket to, lets see.
DALLAS-2.5
JETS-2.5
NE-6.5
MIN-3.5
ARIZ-6.5
WASH+3
SD-8.5
DET+9.5
$20 to win $3000

Shit been up since 5 and already half through a 26 of fortycreek and crazy lady been up 5 min and is pouring a friggin srewdriver

[jjgold]

Looks to me like a classic woman in the hole and tried a cute way to get it by you. I would right now see if she has any debts anywhere. This always happens around the holidays.

[wild willy]

No thanks for the concern but she makes 4 times what i do and although she shops like its going out of style. she's very responsible had christmas done 6 months ago. Hell she wont even go to a casino. I think because she works so much she just wants to hang out and see what all the fuss is about. THanks jj you answering a post made my day