Omer Asik Is The Worst Player Ever

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  • TheMoneyShot
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 02-14-07
    • 28672

    #1
    Omer Asik Is The Worst Player Ever
    The guy can't make free throws. Agility is below average. Speed is below average. Houston can only afford Asik? The guy sucks.
  • TheMoneyShot
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    • 02-14-07
    • 28672

    #2
    And he can't shoot
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    • The Kraken
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      • 12-25-11
      • 28918

      #3
      And he's the third best player on that team
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      • InTheDrink
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 11-23-09
        • 23983

        #4
        Originally posted by The Kraken
        And he's the third best player on that team
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        • frostno98
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-11-07
          • 9769

          #5
          The Nuggets 3rd Center Timofey Mozgov is better than this guy.
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          • Gus Fring
            SBR MVP
            • 03-21-13
            • 3423

            #6
            What about Thabeet?
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            • NYSportsGuy210
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 11-07-09
              • 11347

              #7
              Asik is decent. A rich man's Will Perdue if you must.
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              • TheAntFather
                SBR MVP
                • 03-14-11
                • 3021

                #8
                Asik is decent.
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                • hawley
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-10-10
                  • 14270

                  #9
                  Good defender.

                  Garbage everything else.
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                  • hawley
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-10-10
                    • 14270

                    #10
                    And pretty ugly.
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                    • I/O
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 05-26-11
                      • 7922

                      #11
                      Thought the guy had a very good year?

                      A guy that big isn't gonna exactly excel playing the style that was prolly needed tonight vs OKC
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                      • reppin_the_847
                        SBR MVP
                        • 03-10-10
                        • 1576

                        #12
                        With that fashionable haircut of his, I expect him to be rubbing elbows with LeBron & Lil Wayne at the LIV in Miami.

                        Originally posted by hawley
                        And pretty ugly.
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                        • Spedizzo
                          SBR MVP
                          • 12-16-11
                          • 1557

                          #13
                          Every time I am on the Rockets I am usually throwing profanities at my tv because of him. Thankfully last night was not one of those nights
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                          • Sumalia
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 02-13-12
                            • 345

                            #14
                            Lin and Harden are worst. Basically Rockets is a team equivalent of used toilet paper. If they can't make their three pointers they are just average D league team.
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                            • Mexes
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 11-27-09
                              • 691

                              #15
                              he is one of the the top 5 or top 3 defensive centers in the league
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                              • BigBoi
                                SBR MVP
                                • 04-01-11
                                • 1084

                                #16
                                His girlfriend is prolly hotter than yours. He wins.
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                                • Frisco
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 02-27-12
                                  • 6138

                                  #17
                                  Mark Madsen > Asik
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                                  • dotada
                                    SBR Hustler
                                    • 04-19-13
                                    • 77

                                    #18
                                    Bulls need Asik badly vs lopez and evans, humprey
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                                    • dotada
                                      SBR Hustler
                                      • 04-19-13
                                      • 77

                                      #19
                                      Lady at the Gas Station > Asik
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                                      • YouHave2outs
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 07-02-11
                                        • 4448

                                        #20
                                        how much did you have on rockets +10.5?
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                                        • TheAntFather
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 03-14-11
                                          • 3021

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by BigBoi
                                          His girlfriend is prolly hotter than yours. He wins.
                                          This is true, plus he's a millionaire and one of the top rebounders in the league. Its funny to see low lives hate on a made man. Freaking
                                          hilarious and pure comedy what these posters living in their moms basements will come up with.
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                                          • baldur
                                            SBR Sharp
                                            • 02-07-11
                                            • 261

                                            #22
                                            no.
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                                            • NBA Maniac
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 12-11-12
                                              • 5290

                                              #23
                                              Omer Asik AKA Judge Reinhold

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                                              • bubblebuttluv
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 11-13-12
                                                • 5179

                                                #24
                                                Well ESPN forums last night would make you believe that Lin is the worst athlete of all time so...
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                                                • senseionline
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 08-20-10
                                                  • 1819

                                                  #25
                                                  guy has no basketball IQ at all
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                                                  • hawley
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 05-10-10
                                                    • 14270

                                                    #26
                                                    Probably has a bigger cokk than me too.

                                                    He wins
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                                                    • BigBoi
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 04-01-11
                                                      • 1084

                                                      #27
                                                      Has to. Check his Gf. Miss ohio
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                                                      • SportsPedagogy
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 02-13-11
                                                        • 3691

                                                        #28
                                                        Bwagahahaha Asik is a solid center. His free throws have gotten better. He is more of a screen setter on offense, or a Backdoor scorer. He is a beast on defense. Him and Gibson were used over Noah and Boozer to close out games during the Bulls run to the ECF. If it wasn't for Asik, the Rockets would give up 120 a game.
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                                                        • SportsPedagogy
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 02-13-11
                                                          • 3691

                                                          #29


                                                          And he looks like linguine from Ratatouille
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                                                          • reppin_the_847
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 03-10-10
                                                            • 1576

                                                            #30
                                                            Not sure if he's dating the former Miss Ohio (Lindsay Davis) anymore. I highly doubt it. And you think she would've given dude the time of day if it weren't for his fat-ass paycheck? Not sure if his swag alone would've cut it here. I'm not hating on dude. I wish him success, but come on now guys. He's a regular, tall Turkish dude that happened to have enough height & bulk to convert into a professional basketball career. I doubt his personality & charisma is gonna get him a job at TNT once his playing days are over. Not hating, but he's a blue collar style player, not a superstar. It is what it is. As far as foreign players go, not sure if he's gonna hit a Vlade Divac level. Perhaps I'm wrong & it is possible.

                                                            And yeah I'm a Bulls fan so I'm slightly (and jokingly) spiteful about how we got rid of him because he was actually a great role player in Chicago.

                                                            Originally posted by BigBoi
                                                            His girlfriend is prolly hotter than yours. He wins.
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                                                            • frostno98
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 09-11-07
                                                              • 9769

                                                              #31
                                                              This guy is absolutely goofy. Can't even make simple point blank dunk to give the Rockets a lead with a minute left in the game.
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                                                              • easyliving
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 06-25-12
                                                                • 8876

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by reppin_the_847
                                                                Not sure if he's dating the former Miss Ohio (Lindsay Davis) anymore. I highly doubt it. And you think she would've given dude the time of day if it weren't for his fat-ass paycheck? Not sure if his swag alone would've cut it here. I'm not hating on dude. I wish him success, but come on now guys. He's a regular, tall Turkish dude that happened to have enough height & bulk to convert into a professional basketball career. I doubt his personality & charisma is gonna get him a job at TNT once his playing days are over. Not hating, but he's a blue collar style player, not a superstar. It is what it is. As far as foreign players go, not sure if he's gonna hit a Vlade Divac level. Perhaps I'm wrong & it is possible.

                                                                And yeah I'm a Bulls fan so I'm slightly (and jokingly) spiteful about how we got rid of him because he was actually a great role player in Chicago.
                                                                why would he want to work for TNT? If he wanted to do that kind of work after his playing career he would simply go back to Turkey and work there.
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                                                                • daimoshokage
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 02-07-11
                                                                  • 8935

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by frostno98
                                                                  The Nuggets 3rd Center Timofey Mozgov is better than this guy.
                                                                  GTFO!!! You fukking dumbfukk.. clearly you don't know shit.. Mozgov can't even fukking sniff Asik's used dikk cup..
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                                                                  • InTheDrink
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 11-23-09
                                                                    • 23983

                                                                    #34
                                                                    daimo sharper than fukkin steel splinters
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                                                                    • daimoshokage
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 02-07-11
                                                                      • 8935

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                                                      daimo sharper than fukkin steel splinters
                                                                      I bury the dumbfukks here.. Putting them 6 feet under..
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