EnglishMike is Alive and Well

[AMBlai01]

Exchanged a few Texts with EnglishMike last night and he wanted me to let everyone know he isn't dead and hasn't been deported. He is actually alive and well.

I think he was just taking some time off for the holidays, spending time with family. I think had been getting on his case really hard about spending 7 hours a day on the board and in the chat room.

I assume he will be back around after the new year...just a guess.

[smitch124]

I need to see some DNA evidence...

[SBR_John]

Thanks for the update. Yea its hard to sneak a few posts in when you're visiting relatives. Hard enough to get logged in for a quick bet while aunt betsy walks the dog.

[Bread]

I don't believe you.

[pavyracer]

EnglishMike doesn't have a cell phone.

[RogueScholar]

Pavy knows from all the time spent swinging on EM's nutsack, he would've felt the cell phone in Mike's pockets at some point.

[wtf]

your gay also pavy????????

[pavyracer]

RS is becoming the village idiot of the forum wtf. If you believe him you will become one too.

[RogueScholar]

wtf, you never heard the story of Pavy asking me if I found him attractive in chat one evening? Needless to say the answer is a resounding no, but he still tried to woo me with stories of how he's a super hunk ex-Army Ranger, able to shoot the eye out of a turkey at 100 yards. It was creepy...

[wtf]

OMG, rs do you have a copy of this session???????????

i cannot stop laughing , i am serious

[pavyracer]

It was the eye of a deer and it was from 1000 yds with a scoped rifle. And I will send wtf pictures of me in Army Ranger uniform if RS makes a deposit of $500 to my paypal account.

[RogueScholar]

I wish I did, wtf, but I'm not in the habit of saving chat logs. As I recall compaqDikk saved it, so I'll ask him next time I see him.

Notice how vividly Pavy remembers the conversation? Sadly, he's not good looking enough for me to pay $500 for nudes, I sure wouldn't pay that for uniformed pictures.