200.00 2 Team Parlay Thread !

[BeatTheJerk]

Now guys check this out right quick. I just stumbled on 200.00 that I found in some old jeans that I havn't worn in over a year. So I took the liberty of depositing it into my Betonline account just for Shits and Giggles. I'm going to try this 2 team parlay system for three str8 days doubling up on the profit 3 times, and of course thats if and when I win/lose the 1st and 2nd parlays. Now if I can successfully hit all three 2 team parlays it will estimately bring the 200.00 to slightly over 6 dimes, because I have the plays already in mind to wager with. So anyways root this in for me boys here is my 1st play below.

Accepted Date: Dec 26, 2008 12:10 PM - EST
Graded Date: N/A
Wager Type: Parlay(2 team)
Wager Status: Pending
Risk: $200.00 (USD)
To Win Amount: $520.00 (USD)



Description: Football - 216 Central Michigan (Football) -6.5 -110 for Game Basketball - 502 Miami Heat -5½ -110 for Game

[ryanXL977]

you should have done this 4 step parlay with that money, it would have been better spent

1: take a girl to the red lobster, a low class hot chick who thinks its fancy.
2. spend about 60 bucks on crabs and lobster-ritas
3. **** her in the vagina
4. then maybe in the ass if thats your thing

save the 140 bucks for the next day

[BeatTheJerk]

[Bread]

Alright BTJ...GL to you friend. I got me a 2 teamer myself on Miam and the football over. GO US!

PS...Ryan has a point. Vaginal sex is pretty cool.

[ryanXL977]

i love vaginal sex
i prefer it in fact

[BeatTheJerk]

Well Ryan just let you know which I make very clear on here I'm married to a beautiful Peruvian chick who owes me a dinner and a night on the town because it's her time to pay ................ So I will still get my shitty dinner at red lobster, but no I won't get the 140.00 left over from the bill, but in fact I will get to stick my penis in her vagina or asshole as you put it tastefully in your previous post, and in the mean time I will root on my 6 plays that I have in mind for the next couple of days.

[Bread]

BTJ your girl has Bambi eyes. Bread likey.

[frostno98]

Yo, Ryan you a bus boy at some restaurant or bar. Can't help but think that with you having a towel and all.

[BeatTheJerk]

BTJ your girl has Bambi eyes. Bread likey.

Bread stay away from my wife or I'll kill you in your sleep.

[ryanXL977]

i was a busboy when i was 16. but no longer

[betplom]

I'm married to a beautiful Peruvian chick ................ So I in fact I will get to stick my penis in her vagina or asshole

Video coming?

[BeatTheJerk]

No video Betplom ............. sorry pal

[AMBlai01]

BTJ...can I borrow your wife? Only for a couple days...I swear.

[Casperwaits]

BTJ...can I borrow your wife? Only for a couple days...I swear.

Hey AMB, we have seen pics of Veggie Girl. I think you are doing just fine. In fact if we had a 64 bracket of posters significant others, she would be in the Elite 8 for sure!!

[BeatTheJerk]

Hey AMB everybody has a price for anyhting in life .................... Give me a figure pal lol

[Bread]

BTJ has had pics of his girl up plenty of times, but all the tards decide to hit on her today. hahahah.

OMG BTJ I LOVE YOUR GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AMBlai01]

Hey AMB, we have seen pics of Veggie Girl. I think you are doing just fine. In fact if we had a 64 bracket of posters significant others, she would be in the Elite 8 for sure!!

Thanks Casper! I appreciate the compliment, and I think Veggie Girl would as well...

[AMBlai01]

Hey AMB everybody has a price for anyhting in life .................... Give me a figure pal lol

I will give you 5 K for 2 days of her time...what do you say?

[ryanXL977]

does nobody on sbr get laid by decent looking girls? nobody can post a pic without getting lambasted by come ons
unreal

[Tsoprano]

BeatTheJerk.....

[BeatTheJerk]

yo ............. T ?

[BeatTheJerk]

I will give you 5 K for 2 days of her time...what do you say?

Let me ask her when she comes home ..............

[Bread]

Nice avatar Amby.

Ryan...it's an inside joke with BTJ and I. Don't hate because nobody has hit on your girl yet player.

[Casperwaits]

I will give you 5 K for 2 days of her time...what do you say?

$2500 a day is about what the "average" escort would charge for a day outcall. You also would have to pay for travel fees. By looking at BTJ's avatar, I will go out on a limb and say she could get $4000 a day. If she is Spanish in ethnicity and she has a shining personality and body, I would not go any lower than 4K. For AMB, since he is a member, no lower than $7500 for two days.

[Kaps]

...gl pal ...hope you crushem

[Casperwaits]

So I took the liberty of depositing it into my Betonline account just for Shits and Giggles.

Who is Shits & Giggles? Are these two strippers you are messing around with behind your avatars back?

[Bread]

LOL!!! Even if she was the hottest stripper in the world, could you get a lapdance from a stripper named Shits?!?

[BeatTheJerk]

Bread our -5.5 looks like SHIT right about now you fuk ................

[Bread]

BTJ I'm on fire. I'm on 2nd half under to try to ease the pain of some of the upcoming loss btw.

Holy shit.

[Casperwaits]

Bread our -5.5 looks like SHIT right about now you fuk ................

BTJ, plenty of time left in game. Gotta be patient. Secondly Bread, if I got a lap dance from a girl named Shits I would wear a Depends Kevlar like pantsuit.

[Bread]

Casper I would wear plastic kinda like what Dexter puts all over the room before he kills some sad mahfacka.

[ryanXL977]

kiss your 200 goodbye
heat will lose
they are the worst team ever maybe

[BeatTheJerk]

kiss your 200 goodbye
heat will lose
they are the worst team ever maybe

What was that Ryan ? I mean it still aint over but your ML is looking fantastic and my -5.5 is looking not to bad I may add .............

[ryanXL977]

hey the sbr reverse jinx
i do it daily dude
im trying to help you btj, help me help you

i want you to take the peruvian to red lobster and then do a lil funtime after that

i did this for you you bastard!

[Bread]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!