Let's talk about our SPORTS INJURIES

[TheCentaur]

What are some of your injuries and how did you did they happen?

Watching Avilan for the Braves just now reminded me of one I had.

Was running sprints on a paved road near my place and felt a horrid pain in my upper hamstring, like a rubber band popping. Had no choice and hit the deck going full speed and skidded and rolled down the pavement. Torn hammy

[Deuce]

Torn MCL and LCL in left knee. Popped out total of 4 times, no surgery yet, wear a brace playing hockey. Only popped out once playing hockey. Broken right wrist twice. Fractured tibia right leg slap shot.

[King Mayan]

Busted my left nut while chasing drinker..

[StateChamp]

honestly i pulled my brain, very rare sports injury but can happen

[TheCentaur]

Playing football got my ankle trapped while I was turned the other way. Couldn't run for 6 months. Rehab was a bitch

[King Mayan]

Busted my right nut when I finally got him.

[Bostongambler]

I was decapitated taking the ball to the hoop one night. Head grew back .

[StateChamp]

Busted my right nut when I finally got him.

lol that is pretty funny

[daneblazer]

Adrian Beltre

[SteelRain]

partially torn left bicep tendon

inflamed rotor cuff that never healed right

both weight lifting injuries

[daneault23]

Broken arm 3rd grade playing football lol

numerous sprained ankles during high school basketball

pulled groin, pulled both hamstrings during high school track, still won race when i pulled one of them

to this day when i walk up and down steps both of my ankles crack after almost every step lol

and im only 24

bangedup.com

[Deuce]

Broken arm 3rd grade playing football lol

numerous sprained ankles during high school basketball

pulled groin, pulled hamstring both hamstrings during high school track

to this day when i walk up and down steps both of my ankles crack after almost every step lol

and im only 24

I was told the ankle thing was no big deal. Mine do the same. Hardest part was sneaking into bedrooms to fukk the old mans' daughter.

[mcduggly]

3 stress fractures in my back and torn rotator cuff playing baseball.

Broke numerous toes and both arms once each playing football.

Had to get 6 staples in the back of my head because a dumbass teammate of mine hit me with a tennis racket while playing recreational doubles with some friends.

[BigDeem5]

Sprained foot, continued throughout whole year.

torn tendon in shoulder

partially torn ligament in elbow

obviously sprained/rolled ankles.

[Andy117]

broke my hand skiing when some asshole fell on me
turf toe - hurts like hell

[daneault23]

I was told the ankle thing was no big deal. Mine do the same. Hardest part was sneaking into bedrooms to fukk the old mans' daughter.

You take anything for the ankles? I just assumed I had weak bones or some shit. Weird though cuz I keep in good shape with working out and cardio etc.

Oh and yeah it fuckn sucks when you're tryin to sneak around at night.

[pulledclear]

3 stress fractures in my back and torn rotator cuff playing baseball.

Broke numerous toes and both arms once each playing football.

Had to get 6 staples in the back of my head because a dumbass teammate of mine hit me with a tennis racket while playing recreational doubles with some friends.

UUHHHH Mom......

Macdummy is that you???????

EEAAHHHH DDEERRRRRRRRRRR Mommy why R UU withspurring.......

Sweety your father said that........( Yelling in the background!!!!)

Gurddy!!!! IS THAT YOUR FCKNG WORTHLESS CNT FREELOADING SON.....YOU TELL THAT HALF WITTED GOOF NO MORE MONEY....

Sorry hun gotta go.........(dial tone)........

( A tear slowly rolls down Macdummys face.....Pan out)

The End.

[Deuce]

You take anything for the ankles? I just assumed I had weak bones or some shit. Weird though cuz I keep in good shape with working out and cardio etc.

Oh and yeah it fuckn sucks when you're tryin to sneak around at night.

Nah, they don't hurt, others think its annoying but fukk them. Fish oil, flax oil, coconut oil. Thats about it.

[daneault23]

Nah, they don't hurt, others think its annoying but fukk them. Fish oil, flax oil, coconut oil. Thats about it.

yeah everyones like wtf is wrong with you? Mine don't hurt either, it's just kinda annoying but I can live with it.

[Dom177]

Cauliflower ear, several times. No bueno

[mcduggly]

Cauliflower ear, several times. No bueno

I thought that was a one-time thing that lasted forever?

[Chi_archie]

I thought that was a one-time thing that lasted forever?

the result is forever, but sometimes there is a significant traumatic event that first begins the bruising or blood clotting problems that gets the cauliflower ball rolling. Once you get a badly bruised, clotted, or infected ear... it seems it is way way way more suseceptible to further damage prompting more scar tissue build up

[Chi_archie]

I've been pretty lucky in my actual athletic days. Worst things was a stress fracture in high school and a bad case of javelin elbow (tendonitis) in college.

few years back tried to play volleyball and on my first practice spike landed like a tard on my ankle and sprained my ankle for the first time.

documented here at SBR

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

broken arm-competitive monkey bar racing when I was 6 (i lost) I also said f*ck and got in trouble for that too

Broken foot(5 or 6 different bones and 2 toes)-running on carpet with socks and making a sharp turn onto wood floor (foot +900 coffee table -1700) coffee table was a lock

10 stiches on eyelid-headbutting competition with toilet seat (i lost) and we never made it to splashtown

[MoneyLineDawg]

Played multiple sports all of my life and still play basketball a few times a week and somehow never had anything that serious

The worst injury I ever had was playing pickup basketball in college.....Didn't tie my shoes tight enough, was driving the lane and did a jump stop and landed hard on the side of my left ankle and heard a pop......Just a very bad sprain, with torn ligaments.....somehow didn't break it but it felt like I did

Honestly the worst thing is turf toe.....Sounds pussy as hell but it has nagged me for years and never goes away.....My big toe/foot always hurts like a bitch after I do anything physical.

[Dom177]

the result is forever, but sometimes there is a significant traumatic event that first begins the bruising or blood clotting problems that gets the cauliflower ball rolling. Once you get a badly bruised, clotted, or infected ear... it seems it is way way way more suseceptible to further damage prompting more scar tissue build up

Archie's got it covered pretty much. Gets hit and after a little more trauma it just gets puffy with blood and has to be drained over and over. Headgear are for pussies though, at least it makes a good story for the women at the bars.

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

Archie's got it covered pretty much. Gets hit and after a little more trauma it just gets puffy with blood and has to be drained over and over. Headgear are for pussies though, at least it makes a good story for the women at the bars.

I have a scar on my finger from grade school when this girl cut my finger to the bone with scissors, fkn gold mine. When I would show the scar and tell a woman that some girl cut my finger on purpose, that nurturing instinct kicks in and they feel soooo bad, I know its gotten me laid at least once...

fkn btch did cut my finger though. Ide like to get with her someday and mean-fk her to let her know how I still think about it...

[MonkeyF0cker]

Hit my head on the backboard and fell off the ladder. Landed on a dildo and busted my hymen.

[TheCentaur]

Was bowling and someone had gotten tobacco on the floor of the approach. Bowling shoes hit it and stopped dead sending me out of control down the oily lane, spraining my wrist when I tried to break my fall.

[mynameismud]

had tennis elbow years ago. that shit hurts like hell.

[Big Bear]

pulled my nut sack playing cricket.

[70kgman]

Broken rib, broken/dislocated kneecap. Both hockey injuries in HS. Life of a goalie who could only afford old shitty 2nd hand equipment. Chest protector was cheap and didn't fit very well. Leg pads were outdated and didn't have the knee pad that straps at the top of the pad, resulting in both injuries.

[Chi_archie]

Deuce how many concussions have you had?

[InTheDrink]

Busted my left nut while chasing drinker..

mayan once pulled my cawk but i dont think youd call that an injury