JJ The Red Nosed Gambler (Xmas Satire)

[Casperwaits]

JJ the Red Nosed Gambler
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw him
You would even say it glows
All of the other degens
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor JJ
Pick any of their basketball games
Than one smoky Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
JJ with that nose so bright (from coke I assume)
Who do you like in the Celtic/Laker game tonight
My how Santa loved him
When he picked the Lakers -3
JJ the Red Nosed Gambler
YOUR PICK WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!!!

(I know the line isn't -3, and I doubt JJ picked them, but for creative license, -2.5 doesn't rhyme..)

Merry Xmas all.

[pavyracer]

Nice work casper. JJ aproves.

[jjgold]

pretty good guy


Let's bury the books this weekend

[RogueScholar]

That was good Casper, I went straight to the piano to sing it along with the tune. Nice job on the metre, if we ever throw an SBR Christmas Party, it'd be fun to have everybody sing it while I play. Merry Christmas, buddy, I hope you have a run of good fortune starting today.

[Casperwaits]

Thanks Rogue, I think I shall. I will have a drink in your honor!!

[Poker_Beast]