In my short time posting here, I have enjoyed the daily ramblings of a select few in particular. I put together my ten posters that I want to give presents to. Hopefully, next year I can expand the list. This year, this is all I can afford
Bread- I just went through my list and forgot about you. You were around online when my dog died, and you have great blogs regarding movies and such. This is why you get a new copy of "Movie Critic". It is a game similar to "Rock Star" in which you review movies, and if your review is any good, the movie going crowd will do what your review stipulates. If your review sucks, well the masses will turn on you leaving you to write for a local supermarket rag. Bread, it is only fitting that you have a hot wife and a large following. you deserve it.
Pavy- I give you a shiny new helmet with the SBR logo on it for when you go Go Kart racing. You are one of the few posters I do not have to buy an oriental massage for because you are married to a real women!!
5Teamer- I buy you a copy of the Bostons Bartenders Guide To Making Good Drinks. Nobody I know under the age of 70 drinks what you do, and it's not fair that a guy as young and charismatic as you should go through life drinking like its the middle of prohibition.
Chi- I give you and your girlfriend a dinner at White Castle. I choose White Castle because after your gfriend sees the type of people that eat and work there, she will accept your propensity to be on this forum as often as you are. One hour in that burger joint, and she will love you even if you became a mod on here!!
Vegas Dave- I give you a bottle of Belvedere Vodka and a $100 coupon to PetCuts for that dog of yours. I just lost my dog, and seeing your dog on your couch made me remember just how lucky some of us are. You may not be betting a lot of money on your picks, but in my book you are a millionaire in other ways.
Rogue- I give you a lobotomy. You are way to intelligent for most of us..lol. You are a very cool guy who mixes sports with culture. That is a rarity on and in any forum. Keep up the good stuff big guy.
XStud- I give you the gift of a second set of hands. Every time I am in the chat room, everybody and their mother wants to talk to you. You are like John Travolta in Grease or Adrian Zmed in Grease 2. Way to cool. The second set of hands will make it easier for you to type to all your admirers.
Sharkie- You get a copy of the book "How To Win Friends And Influence People". Not because you need to learn from it, I think you can rewrite it!!! You are always congenial and never say a bad word about anybody on here. I can count on you for at least one "go get em" post a day. May not seem like a lot to some, but it means something to most.
TSoprano- I give you a Yankees World Champion 2009 sweatshirt. Keep in mind, I will be giving you this Xmas gift in late October when they are half off after the Red Sox and Mets meet in the World Series..lol. Honestly T, you are the handicapper on this site that I read most often. Your picks are very solid and even though your choice of baseball teams suck, you are a smart, sharp player.
Betplom- I give you an encyclopedia of all animals big and small and a coupon for the nearest rub and tug spot. After that video you put together, that should give you about 10 to choose from..lol. Their must be a lot of lonely guys in Canada. Probably because they are drinking 5'ers goofy ass drinks!! Plom, love your animal threads!! It's like Xmas every day when I see them on here.
JJ- You are my last. I came on this forum, and made a thread about my small manhood, You responded with a video. You had me at hello big guy..lol. In all honesty, people may think your videos are boring, repetitve or whatnot but I think you are here for the right reasons. This is why I am giving you an all expense paid vacation to Des Moines, Iowa. You can take a week off from posting here and get some color underneath the heating lamps at the nearest tanning salon or have a beer with the local VFW crew in Des Moines. Maybe even hook up with a nice farm girl with a nice hair and a nice tooth. JJ you deserve the best boss.
With that HAPPY HOLIDAYS ALL!!!!
Bread- I just went through my list and forgot about you. You were around online when my dog died, and you have great blogs regarding movies and such. This is why you get a new copy of "Movie Critic". It is a game similar to "Rock Star" in which you review movies, and if your review is any good, the movie going crowd will do what your review stipulates. If your review sucks, well the masses will turn on you leaving you to write for a local supermarket rag. Bread, it is only fitting that you have a hot wife and a large following. you deserve it.
Pavy- I give you a shiny new helmet with the SBR logo on it for when you go Go Kart racing. You are one of the few posters I do not have to buy an oriental massage for because you are married to a real women!!
5Teamer- I buy you a copy of the Bostons Bartenders Guide To Making Good Drinks. Nobody I know under the age of 70 drinks what you do, and it's not fair that a guy as young and charismatic as you should go through life drinking like its the middle of prohibition.
Chi- I give you and your girlfriend a dinner at White Castle. I choose White Castle because after your gfriend sees the type of people that eat and work there, she will accept your propensity to be on this forum as often as you are. One hour in that burger joint, and she will love you even if you became a mod on here!!
Vegas Dave- I give you a bottle of Belvedere Vodka and a $100 coupon to PetCuts for that dog of yours. I just lost my dog, and seeing your dog on your couch made me remember just how lucky some of us are. You may not be betting a lot of money on your picks, but in my book you are a millionaire in other ways.
Rogue- I give you a lobotomy. You are way to intelligent for most of us..lol. You are a very cool guy who mixes sports with culture. That is a rarity on and in any forum. Keep up the good stuff big guy.
XStud- I give you the gift of a second set of hands. Every time I am in the chat room, everybody and their mother wants to talk to you. You are like John Travolta in Grease or Adrian Zmed in Grease 2. Way to cool. The second set of hands will make it easier for you to type to all your admirers.
Sharkie- You get a copy of the book "How To Win Friends And Influence People". Not because you need to learn from it, I think you can rewrite it!!! You are always congenial and never say a bad word about anybody on here. I can count on you for at least one "go get em" post a day. May not seem like a lot to some, but it means something to most.
TSoprano- I give you a Yankees World Champion 2009 sweatshirt. Keep in mind, I will be giving you this Xmas gift in late October when they are half off after the Red Sox and Mets meet in the World Series..lol. Honestly T, you are the handicapper on this site that I read most often. Your picks are very solid and even though your choice of baseball teams suck, you are a smart, sharp player.
Betplom- I give you an encyclopedia of all animals big and small and a coupon for the nearest rub and tug spot. After that video you put together, that should give you about 10 to choose from..lol. Their must be a lot of lonely guys in Canada. Probably because they are drinking 5'ers goofy ass drinks!! Plom, love your animal threads!! It's like Xmas every day when I see them on here.
JJ- You are my last. I came on this forum, and made a thread about my small manhood, You responded with a video. You had me at hello big guy..lol. In all honesty, people may think your videos are boring, repetitve or whatnot but I think you are here for the right reasons. This is why I am giving you an all expense paid vacation to Des Moines, Iowa. You can take a week off from posting here and get some color underneath the heating lamps at the nearest tanning salon or have a beer with the local VFW crew in Des Moines. Maybe even hook up with a nice farm girl with a nice hair and a nice tooth. JJ you deserve the best boss.
With that HAPPY HOLIDAYS ALL!!!!
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