Greetings from Paris and Mr Mojo Risin (Video)

Brock Landers · 03-29-13, 04:29 PM

finally, my beer from dinner

Try finding that in the states pal!

oh, and my wife in the background

Vegas39 · 03-29-13, 04:31 PM

Fukkkk, your wife has more chins than a Chinese phone book

jameski999 · 03-29-13, 04:33 PM

How many SBR points this trip set you back Landers?

konck · 03-29-13, 04:36 PM

Video dik anything is worth dik like the pix ur buddy sent btw my daughter is doing about the Same trip with educational Tours 3300 brock Get the price right call me ion the 711 line fukin bury me pal

jameski999 · 03-29-13, 04:38 PM

I haven't seen lips like that since weds night when Lebron was playing.

Untied · 03-29-13, 04:39 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

finally, my beer from dinner

Oh shit!

That's not a Bud Light Platinum. I think Konck is on to something.

Brock Landers · 03-29-13, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by Untied

Oh shit!

That's not a Bud Light Platinum. I think Konck is on to something.

pretty hard to get that shit in France pal

flyingillini · 03-29-13, 04:48 PM

Brock! Go buy some Paris Carga!

konck · 03-29-13, 05:04 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

Brock! Go buy some Paris Carga!

Brock we need help get Opie Paulypoker Walterwilliams an the rest to back you.
Im finding it hard to believe froma picture of a 2 inch cok and a bottle of beer with a neck behind it?
Brock can we get wulfman in here too?????? You know that guy right????
He lost his Girl/Wife and cried his cok off buried in poker many loans to pay back...... Oh wait
you and Wulfman have trade pts I see hmmmm Geez your stories can be so similar hmmmm
nah couldnt be

King Mayan · 03-29-13, 05:06 PM

Vegas39 · 03-29-13, 05:07 PM

Originally posted by konck

Brock we need help get Opie Paulypoker Walterwilliams an the rest to back you.
Im finding it hard to believe froma picture of a 2 inch cok and a bottle of beer with a neck behind it?
Brock can we get wulfman in here too?????? You know that guy right????
He lost his Girl/Wife and cried his cok off buried in poker many loans to pay back...... Oh wait
you and Wulfman have trade pts I see hmmmm Geez your stories can be so similar hmmmm
nah couldnt be

Brock Landers · 03-29-13, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by konck

Brock we need help get Opie Paulypoker Walterwilliams an the rest to back you.
Im finding it hard to believe froma picture of a 2 inch cok and a bottle of beer with a neck behind it?
Brock can we get wulfman in here too?????? You know that guy right????
He lost his Girl/Wife and cried his cok off buried in poker many loans to pay back...... Oh wait
you and Wulfman have trade pts I see hmmmm Geez your stories can be so similar hmmmm
nah couldnt be

do you honestly think i am wasting one second of my time on your thoughts/opinions?

BTW, nice Avatar of a broken pitcher who is DONE pal!

milwaukee mike · 03-29-13, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by konck

Brock we need help get Opie Paulypoker Walterwilliams an the rest to back you.
Im finding it hard to believe froma picture of a 2 inch cok and a bottle of beer with a neck behind it?
Brock can we get wulfman in here too?????? You know that guy right????
He lost his Girl/Wife and cried his cok off buried in poker many loans to pay back...... Oh wait
you and Wulfman have trade pts I see hmmmm Geez your stories can be so similar hmmmm
nah couldnt be

gauchojake · 03-29-13, 05:23 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

i know!They are all over the place, this morning we were at Notre Dame and these assholes appear out of nowhere..."Do you speak english?"NO...Do You? LOL Fuckin idiots

Ha, so funny. Stupid gypsies with their dirty chicken scratch notes and broken English. They all dress the same so that when one of them pick pockets you, you cant give a good description to the cops. Was the old wierd dude feeding the pigeons outside of Notre Dame?

milwaukee mike · 03-29-13, 05:31 PM

i just had a great video but i had to give my last name so i can't post it

guy at the it department at university of illinois told me brock worked today but is gone now

Administrative Information Technology Services (AITS), University Office Of

50 Gerty Drive
M/C 673
Champaign, IL 61820-7405(map)

(217) 244-0100
http://www.aits.uillinois.edu

konck · 03-29-13, 06:18 PM

Shocker

no1here · 03-29-13, 06:36 PM

where do you hang out as I never seen this. Paris is full of people whom hate americans. Tall, skinny and rude.
Eiffle tower and notre dame are must see. Artist hill is also recommended.

Paris is an amazing place, but its also full of scummy people begging and pick pockets. Nice to visit, wouldn't want to live here.

zizoudane10 · 03-29-13, 10:04 PM

1st of all: that's the right pronunciation. What came out of your mouth was not even close.

2nd: The Louvre is NOT the biggest museum in the world. Because that's the Smithsonian, in your own country.... The Grand Louvre actually is Nr.4 in the world. It's motherfcking great though.

Damn, it's not that hard. At least get your facts straight, there's a nice little tool called google.

So, you are in Paris, right? How do you get from point A to point B? And how much did you pay?

EDIT: Link doesn't work, google it.

Seaweed · 03-29-13, 10:19 PM

That's a nice green screen.

MoneyLineDawg · 03-29-13, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by milwaukee mike

i just had a great video but i had to give my last name so i can't post it

guy at the it department at university of illinois told me brock worked today but is gone now

Administrative Information Technology Services (AITS), University Office Of

50 Gerty Drive
M/C 673
Champaign, IL 61820-7405(map)

(217) 244-0100
http://www.aits.uillinois.edu

TheCentaur · 03-29-13, 11:04 PM

Originally posted by konck

Broke fuk that dreams and scams

There is some sort of scam about for sure. Either he falsified docs to take the Contiki 18-35 trip or it is someone else's videos

Cuse4tw · 03-29-13, 11:14 PM

why would brock lie to us?

pronk · 03-29-13, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by zizoudane10

So, you are in Paris, right? How do you get from point A to point B? And how much did you pay?

Let me see... hmm, from point A to point B I prefer gondola and from point C to point D you take rickshaw.

pronk · 03-29-13, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by TheCentaur

There is some sort of scam about for sure. Either he falsified docs to take the Contiki 18-35 trip or it is someone else's videos

What is wrong with you fellas? Brock is in Paris, one of the filthiest cities in Europe for crying out.loud! Is that so hard to believe? This is not like he's about to be launched into outer space on the board of space shuttle Atlantis.

zizoudane10 · 03-29-13, 11:41 PM

Originally posted by Cuse4tw

why would brock lie to us?

I don't give a flying fck wether he is in Paris or not.

But the question should be: Why does he show his face in a thousand videos, f.e. in bars etc, but not once in 4 videos from Europe? Wouldn't be so hard to do. Brock in front of one of the pyramids in the middle of the Louvre, saying "Wee wee muthafuckas, it's Brock, the big shiny thing here isn't as impressing as my rooster, but still not too bad" and that's it. Easiest thing in the world. Guys that are questioning his trip would should the fck up, and that's it.

Cuse4tw · 03-29-13, 11:45 PM

i just feel like were giving this stooge too much credit to do voice overs on the videos and such....would be hilarious if it turned out fake though

zizoudane10 · 03-30-13, 12:00 AM

Originally posted by Cuse4tw

i just feel like were giving this stooge too much credit to do voice overs on the videos and such....would be hilarious if it turned out fake though

THAT could actually be the case

brumbies · 03-30-13, 02:14 AM

Originally posted by sweep

come on Mayan!! You can do it! 2 more reps pal!

is that hornswoggle?

Originally posted by pronk

...here we go again

Are you horizontally impared brock???????

Try holding your camera like a normal human being next time.

the iphone is notorious for that.

ChuckyTheGoat · 03-30-13, 02:23 AM

Brock, unacceptable. I expected you to be there at night, excavating the grave. To confirm the body.

mikejamm · 03-30-13, 02:32 AM

Thanks Brock, Cool deal man! Nice video of Morrison's final resting place, or so they say. The Lizard King was the rock and roll god in his day! Fuk these losers who never leave their mom's basement, keep the videos coming Brock dude!

I loved traveling through Europe after I finished college, in a time before fuk'in terrorists, euros, corporations and fuk'in crooked foreign governments ruined it all! I guess there's still some cool places to visit, like Amsterdam, but it's certainly not like it use to be. Have fun man, watch out for thieves and pick pockets like you said. Those bastards work in teams.

Deuce · 03-30-13, 02:41 AM

You pathetic fukks, he is in Europe while you're scheming a plan to "bury" the old fukk into photoshopping videos? Go grab a fukkin newspaper, kick back and relax. Give it a rest.

Brock Landers · 03-30-13, 03:29 AM

Originally posted by milwaukee mike

i just had a great video but i had to give my last name so i can't post it

guy at the it department at university of illinois told me brock worked today but is gone now

Administrative Information Technology Services (AITS), University Office Of

50 Gerty Drive
M/C 673
Champaign, IL 61820-7405(map)

(217) 244-0100
http://www.aits.uillinois.edu

I had a missed call from you at my work phone yesterday, I got the email. You didn't believe I was gone? LOL. Unreal

Seaweed · 03-30-13, 03:33 AM

brock is in Europe, no way he would be up at this hour

The Giant · 03-30-13, 03:36 AM

Originally posted by Deuce

You pathetic fukks, he is in Europe while you're scheming a plan to "bury" the old fukk into photoshopping videos? Go grab a fukkin newspaper, kick back and relax. Give it a rest.

Degeneracy and paranoia seem to run hand-in-hand.

It's really eye opening.

Brock Landers · 03-30-13, 03:38 AM

Leaving Charles De Gaulle airport for Montreal at 1:30 Paris time, will be vs k in Chicago by 7:45 pm....thank god. Can't stand no mountain dew in the morning LOL

Catch you boys on the flip side..

BTW. To the guy who asked, we took the metro all over Paris yesterday, from the Louvre to Pere Lachaise and then back to port d'Orleans stop..very handy, though it stinks down there to high Hell in places