Hefner and these 25 yr old chicks is pretty gross

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  • bettilimbroke999
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-04-08
    • 13254

    #1
    Hefner and these 25 yr old chicks is pretty gross
    Am I the only one who feels like this, I mean it's like a 25 yr old bangin her great granddad, I can't blame him for bangin em b/c I would too but fuk he looks like hes about 90, Holly Madison must've really thought she was gonna get half his fortune to suck him off and take his wrinkled 90 yr old ass in her hole everynight, then we she found out he saw through her and wasnt about to marry her it took her all of 10 secs to hop on Criss Angel, cant ya imagine him like creepin over to her and pullin down his diaper to get a blowjob and there's crap inside it and he's like ohhhhhh daddy had an accident with his mouth open with that fixin to eat tapioca look hes got when he laughs
  • Tchocky
    SBR MVP
    • 02-14-06
    • 2371

    #2
    I heard Hef was banging a couple of 19 year old twins. These girls are ruined for the rest of their lives. Who would want a old man's leftovers? No wonder Hef is still around. The fountain of youth is young pussy.
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    • Chi_archie
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-22-08
      • 63172

      #3
      Hef, is living proof of the American Dream incarnated for many a man..... started with nothing and built an empire that allows him to sleep with young beautiful women for years and years and years and years and years and years...
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      • wtf
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 08-22-08
        • 12983

        #4
        he is expoliting the greed of these women, and i fuking love the shit out of it

        there was a dude here in hong kong going around telling these
        "starlets" that he was a movie producer, he was some bald horrible looking cat.

        anyway, after nailing about a 100 of these foxes some catch on , and go to the police!

        they put him in jail for fraud for two years...no kidding
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        • topcat
          SBR MVP
          • 04-15-08
          • 1096

          #5
          Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
          Am I the only one who feels like this, I mean it's like a 25 yr old bangin her great granddad, I can't blame him for bangin em b/c I would too but fuk he looks like hes about 90, Holly Madison must've really thought she was gonna get half his fortune to suck him off and take his wrinkled 90 yr old ass in her hole everynight, then we she found out he saw through her and wasnt about to marry her it took her all of 10 secs to hop on Criss Angel, cant ya imagine him like creepin over to her and pullin down his diaper to get a blowjob and there's crap inside it and he's like ohhhhhh daddy had an accident with his mouth open with that fixin to eat tapioca look hes got when he laughs
          hef is living out every mans dream.
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          • bettilimbroke999
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 02-04-08
            • 13254

            #6
            Originally posted by topcat
            hef is living out every mans dream.
            Look we all would dream of having Hef's life but there's a certain point around 90 when you it gets sorta gross, maybe its just all 90 yr old guys are walking corpses and that's the prob but when he sits next to a gorgeous 20 yr old model I think it makes him look 50x more disgusting b/c the bitch is hot as hell and he looks on deaths door, seriously even a 20 yr old model that is using him as a sugar daddy has gotta require one hell of a payday to be changin his diaper and sukin his wrinkled balls while he reaches for the viagra bottle then open his mouth like he wants some tapioca and asks her to hop on top, seriously how much would u need to bang some 90 yr old broad it turns my stomach just thinkin about it, shes just crapped her in her diaper and wants you to eat her out
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            • reno cool
              SBR MVP
              • 07-02-08
              • 3567

              #7
              Originally posted by topcat
              hef is living out every mans dream.
              I agree with Bet999. Whenever they show him with the young twats, he looks out of place. I just don't see them relating in any meaningful way. It's a farce. Living a farce can be no fun.
              bird bird da bird's da word
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              • SBR_John
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 07-12-05
                • 16471

                #8
                Originally posted by reno cool
                I agree with Bet999. Whenever they show him with the young twats, he looks out of place. I just don't see them relating in any meaningful way. It's a farce. Living a farce can be no fun.
                I'd take a little farce.

                I would agree it looks odd and out of place.
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                • Bread
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-16-08
                  • 23726

                  #9
                  Sarah Silverman making fun of Hef's bimbos.


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                  • Richkas
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 02-03-08
                    • 19396

                    #10
                    Originally posted by wtf
                    he is expoliting the greed of these women, and i fuking love the shit out of it

                    there was a dude here in hong kong going around telling these
                    "starlets" that he was a movie producer, he was some bald horrible looking cat.

                    anyway, after nailing about a 100 of these foxes some catch on , and go to the police!

                    they put him in jail for fraud for two years...no kidding
                    Thats bullshit, the whores give it up for free then the guy goes to jail
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                    • Richkas
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 02-03-08
                      • 19396

                      #11
                      Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
                      Look we all would dream of having Hef's life but there's a certain point around 90 when you it gets sorta gross, maybe its just all 90 yr old guys are walking corpses and that's the prob but when he sits next to a gorgeous 20 yr old model I think it makes him look 50x more disgusting b/c the bitch is hot as hell and he looks on deaths door, seriously even a 20 yr old model that is using him as a sugar daddy has gotta require one hell of a payday to be changin his diaper and sukin his wrinkled balls while he reaches for the viagra bottle then open his mouth like he wants some tapioca and asks her to hop on top, seriously how much would u need to bang some 90 yr old broad it turns my stomach just thinkin about it, shes just crapped her in her diaper and wants you to eat her out
                      no grosser than some fat whore getting nailed.
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                      • wtf
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 08-22-08
                        • 12983

                        #12
                        rich, it is totally true. hong kong has different set of rules. i was disappointed also, cause i love seeing these greedy lazy sluts getting abused on the casting couch.
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                        • pico
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                          • 04-05-07
                          • 27321

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Tchocky
                          I heard Hef was banging a couple of 19 year old twins. These girls are ruined for the rest of their lives. Who would want a old man's leftovers? No wonder Hef is still around. The fountain of youth is young pussy.
                          yep. that is my logic as well
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                          • betplom
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-20-06
                            • 13444

                            #14
                            Originally posted by wtf
                            he is expoliting the greed of these women, and i fuking love the shit out of it

                            there was a dude here in hong kong going around telling these
                            "starlets" that he was a movie producer, he was some bald horrible looking cat.

                            anyway, after nailing about a 100 of these foxes some catch on , and go to the police!

                            they put him in jail for fraud for two years...no kidding
                            Jail?

                            He would get just as much action there, except he'd be on the receiving end.
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                            • fiveteamer
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                              • 04-14-08
                              • 10805

                              #15
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                              • betplom
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                                • 09-20-06
                                • 13444

                                #16
                                here you go:

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                                • pico
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                                  • 04-05-07
                                  • 27321

                                  #17
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                                  • betplom
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                                    • 09-20-06
                                    • 13444

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by pico
                                    .

                                    Pico, I can read their minds, they are both thinking:

                                    " I can't believe I'm actually fukking this old coot"

                                    "goddamn you Viagra"
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                                    • pico
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                                      • 04-05-07
                                      • 27321

                                      #19
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                                      • pico
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                                        #20
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                                        • fearless
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                                          • 08-14-06
                                          • 4950

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by pico
                                          Indeed.
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                                          • Justin7
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 07-31-06
                                            • 8577

                                            #22
                                            I hope that when I'm old, people are ridiculing me for the hot company I keep.
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                                            • betplom
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 09-20-06
                                              • 13444

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Justin7
                                              I hope that when I'm old, people are ridiculing me for the hot company I keep.

                                              I like your chances only if you become a powerball lottery winner.
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                                              • nosniboR11
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 09-02-08
                                                • 10042

                                                #24
                                                enjoy hef why you can, he has a few more years before heading down to burn with satan
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                                                • Mudcat
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 07-21-05
                                                  • 9287

                                                  #25
                                                  Whenever I see or read anything about Hugh Hefner I have just one reaction:

                                                  Atta boy.
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                                                  • THE_LOCKSMITH
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                                                    • 08-25-08
                                                    • 7237

                                                    #26
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                                                    • THE_LOCKSMITH
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 08-25-08
                                                      • 7237

                                                      #27
                                                      fvck don't know how to post the pics heres the link

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                                                      • betplom
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 09-20-06
                                                        • 13444

                                                        #28
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                                                        • THE_LOCKSMITH
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 08-25-08
                                                          • 7237

                                                          #29
                                                          good job. the one on the right is now gonna with Phili Eagle WR Hank Baskett, and the one on the left is with that douch chris angel like bettilimbroke999 said. LOL i think she almost 30 so hef had to let her go and get those 19 year old twins to go with the middle one
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