Am I the only one who feels like this, I mean it's like a 25 yr old bangin her great granddad, I can't blame him for bangin em b/c I would too but fuk he looks like hes about 90, Holly Madison must've really thought she was gonna get half his fortune to suck him off and take his wrinkled 90 yr old ass in her hole everynight, then we she found out he saw through her and wasnt about to marry her it took her all of 10 secs to hop on Criss Angel, cant ya imagine him like creepin over to her and pullin down his diaper to get a blowjob and there's crap inside it and he's like ohhhhhh daddy had an accident with his mouth open with that fixin to eat tapioca look hes got when he laughs
Hefner and these 25 yr old chicks is pretty gross
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bettilimbroke999SBR Posting Legend
- 02-04-08
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#1Hefner and these 25 yr old chicks is pretty grossTags: None -
TchockySBR MVP
- 02-14-06
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#2I heard Hef was banging a couple of 19 year old twins. These girls are ruined for the rest of their lives. Who would want a old man's leftovers? No wonder Hef is still around. The fountain of youth is young pussy.Comment -
Chi_archieSBR Aristocracy
- 07-22-08
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#3Hef, is living proof of the American Dream incarnated for many a man..... started with nothing and built an empire that allows him to sleep with young beautiful women for years and years and years and years and years and years...Comment -
wtfSBR Posting Legend
- 08-22-08
- 12983
#4he is expoliting the greed of these women, and i fuking love the shit out of it
there was a dude here in hong kong going around telling these
"starlets" that he was a movie producer, he was some bald horrible looking cat.
anyway, after nailing about a 100 of these foxes some catch on , and go to the police!
they put him in jail for fraud for two years...no kiddingComment -
topcatSBR MVP
- 04-15-08
- 1096
#5Originally posted by bettilimbroke999Am I the only one who feels like this, I mean it's like a 25 yr old bangin her great granddad, I can't blame him for bangin em b/c I would too but fuk he looks like hes about 90, Holly Madison must've really thought she was gonna get half his fortune to suck him off and take his wrinkled 90 yr old ass in her hole everynight, then we she found out he saw through her and wasnt about to marry her it took her all of 10 secs to hop on Criss Angel, cant ya imagine him like creepin over to her and pullin down his diaper to get a blowjob and there's crap inside it and he's like ohhhhhh daddy had an accident with his mouth open with that fixin to eat tapioca look hes got when he laughsComment -
bettilimbroke999SBR Posting Legend
- 02-04-08
- 13254
#6Originally posted by topcathef is living out every mans dream.Comment -
reno coolSBR MVP
- 07-02-08
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#7Originally posted by topcathef is living out every mans dream.bird bird da bird's da wordComment -
SBR_JohnSBR Posting Legend
- 07-12-05
- 16471
#8Originally posted by reno coolI agree with Bet999. Whenever they show him with the young twats, he looks out of place. I just don't see them relating in any meaningful way. It's a farce. Living a farce can be no fun.
I would agree it looks odd and out of place.Comment -
BreadSBR Posting Legend
- 03-16-08
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#9Sarah Silverman making fun of Hef's bimbos.
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RichkasSBR Posting Legend
- 02-03-08
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#10Originally posted by wtfhe is expoliting the greed of these women, and i fuking love the shit out of it
there was a dude here in hong kong going around telling these
"starlets" that he was a movie producer, he was some bald horrible looking cat.
anyway, after nailing about a 100 of these foxes some catch on , and go to the police!
they put him in jail for fraud for two years...no kiddingComment -
RichkasSBR Posting Legend
- 02-03-08
- 19396
#11Originally posted by bettilimbroke999Look we all would dream of having Hef's life but there's a certain point around 90 when you it gets sorta gross, maybe its just all 90 yr old guys are walking corpses and that's the prob but when he sits next to a gorgeous 20 yr old model I think it makes him look 50x more disgusting b/c the bitch is hot as hell and he looks on deaths door, seriously even a 20 yr old model that is using him as a sugar daddy has gotta require one hell of a payday to be changin his diaper and sukin his wrinkled balls while he reaches for the viagra bottle then open his mouth like he wants some tapioca and asks her to hop on top, seriously how much would u need to bang some 90 yr old broad it turns my stomach just thinkin about it, shes just crapped her in her diaper and wants you to eat her outComment -
wtfSBR Posting Legend
- 08-22-08
- 12983
#12rich, it is totally true. hong kong has different set of rules. i was disappointed also, cause i love seeing these greedy lazy sluts getting abused on the casting couch.Comment -
picoBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 04-05-07
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#13Originally posted by TchockyI heard Hef was banging a couple of 19 year old twins. These girls are ruined for the rest of their lives. Who would want a old man's leftovers? No wonder Hef is still around. The fountain of youth is young pussy.Comment -
betplomSBR Posting Legend
- 09-20-06
- 13444
#14Originally posted by wtfhe is expoliting the greed of these women, and i fuking love the shit out of it
there was a dude here in hong kong going around telling these
"starlets" that he was a movie producer, he was some bald horrible looking cat.
anyway, after nailing about a 100 of these foxes some catch on , and go to the police!
they put him in jail for fraud for two years...no kidding
He would get just as much action there, except he'd be on the receiving end.Comment -
fiveteamerSBR Posting Legend
- 04-14-08
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#15Comment -
betplomSBR Posting Legend
- 09-20-06
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#16here you go:
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betplomSBR Posting Legend
- 09-20-06
- 13444
#18Originally posted by pico.
Pico, I can read their minds, they are both thinking:
" I can't believe I'm actually fukking this old coot"
"goddamn you Viagra"Comment -
fearlessRestricted User
- 08-14-06
- 4950
#21Originally posted by picoComment -
Justin7SBR Hall of Famer
- 07-31-06
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#22I hope that when I'm old, people are ridiculing me for the hot company I keep.Comment -
betplomSBR Posting Legend
- 09-20-06
- 13444
#23Originally posted by Justin7I hope that when I'm old, people are ridiculing me for the hot company I keep.
I like your chances only if you become a powerball lottery winner.Comment -
nosniboR11SBR Posting Legend
- 09-02-08
- 10042
#24enjoy hef why you can, he has a few more years before heading down to burn with satanComment -
MudcatRestricted User
- 07-21-05
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#25Whenever I see or read anything about Hugh Hefner I have just one reaction:
Atta boy.Comment -
THE_LOCKSMITHSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-25-08
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#26Comment -
THE_LOCKSMITHSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-25-08
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#27fvck don't know how to post the pics heres the link
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betplomSBR Posting Legend
- 09-20-06
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#28Comment -
THE_LOCKSMITHSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-25-08
- 7237
#29good job. the one on the right is now gonna with Phili Eagle WR Hank Baskett, and the one on the left is with that douch chris angel like bettilimbroke999 said. LOL i think she almost 30 so hef had to let her go and get those 19 year old twins to go with the middle oneComment
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