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  • mikejamm
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-24-09
    • 11066

    #1
    Thanks for upping the poker payouts SBR! You're welcome guys! Hey opie suk it!
    Again, I would like to thank SBR for listening to my suggestion by a long time fourm member like myself and raising the March Madness Poker Tourney payouts to 25 places.

    All you douche bags, mainly that republican jackass opie, who gave me hard time, can kiss my liberal ass! There's no harm in asking, which is all I did.

    And opie, once again you've shown your fuk'in right wing ignorance making a political issue out of something as simple as a poker game. Why don't you go shove your head back up sarah palin's dumb ass where it belongs.
  • cant call it
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-29-10
    • 8817

    #2
    Opie, if he ever had any internet friends, does not any more.
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    • BIGDAY
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 02-17-10
      • 48247

      #3
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      • tto827
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 10-01-12
        • 9078

        #4
        If Opie's head is in Sarah Palin's ass, can he see Russia?
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        • CarpeDime
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-01-09
          • 7873

          #5
          Originally posted by mikejamm
          Again, I would like to thank SBR for listening to my suggestion by a long time fourm member like myself and raising the March Madness Poker Tourney payouts to 25 places.

          All you douche bags, mainly that republican jackass opie, who gave me hard time, can kiss my liberal ass! There's no harm in asking, which is all I did.

          And opie, once again you've shown your fuk'in right wing ignorance making a political issue out of something as simple as a poker game. Why don't you go shove you head back up sarah palin's dumb ass where it belongs.


          mikejamm i bet you opie's daughter is gonna grow up to be an ENORMOUS hippie who hangs out it in the mud at music festivals with a million filthy tattooed and pierced ultra-left-wing mutants who would make opie's head explode, and then she will pack into buses and go to anti-wall st protests and pro-gay protests and anti-gun protests and pro-feminism protests and pro-socialism protests and anti-small business protests and anti-1950s radio show protests and etc etc etc

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          • King Mayan
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 09-22-10
            • 21330

            #6
            Originally posted by CarpeDime


            mikejamm i bet you opie's daughter is gonna grow up to be an ENORMOUS hippie who hangs out it in the mud at music festivals with a million filthy tattooed and pierced ultra-left-wing mutants who would make opie's head explode, and then she will pack into buses and go to Occupy protests and pro-gay protests and anti-gun protests and pro-feminism protests and pro-socialism protests and etc etc etc

            Opies big head is going to burst..poor old man...
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            • TwoWays
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-24-10
              • 13145

              #7
              Opie is a total douche
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              • CarpeDime
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 09-01-09
                • 7873

                #8
                Originally posted by King Mayan
                Opies big head is going to burst..poor old man...



                i can see this coming a mile away

                the coroner's report will read:

                "Cause of death: severe trauma and cerebral hemmorrhhagging caused by daughter being hippie"

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                • PaperTrail07
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-29-08
                  • 20470

                  #9
                  ...LOL
                  Originally posted by CarpeDime


                  mikejamm i bet you opie's daughter is gonna grow up to be an ENORMOUS hippie who hangs out it in the mud at music festivals with a million filthy tattooed and pierced ultra-left-wing mutants who would make opie's head explode, and then she will pack into buses and go to anti-wall st protests and pro-gay protests and anti-gun protests and pro-feminism protests and pro-socialism protests and anti-small business protests and anti-1950s radio show protests and etc etc etc

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                  • mikejamm
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 08-24-09
                    • 11066

                    #10
                    Originally posted by CarpeDime


                    mikejamm i bet you opie's daughter is gonna grow up to be an ENORMOUS hippie who hangs out it in the mud at music festivals with a million filthy tattooed and pierced ultra-left-wing mutants who would make opie's head explode, and then she will pack into buses and go to anti-wall st protests and pro-gay protests and anti-gun protests and pro-feminism protests and pro-socialism protests and anti-small business protests and anti-1950s radio show protests and etc etc etc

                    Oh you know it bro! Not only is she going to become a musical peace loving environmentalist, she's gonna marry one or just live together. She'll get a tattoo of a Peace sign and protest against every single right wing agenda her right wing nut job daddy ever stood for. Al least opie will have Obama care to help him get the psychological help he'll need when she goes all peaceful, world caring liberal on him and he loses his mind.
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                    • tatddy
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-02-10
                      • 10779

                      #11
                      Unreal. Opie buried by mikejamm. March madness folks
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                      • mikejamm
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 08-24-09
                        • 11066

                        #12
                        Originally posted by tto827
                        If Opie's head is in Sarah Palin's ass, can he see Russia?
                        Oh yeah, he can he see Russia alright, he can also hear the echos of rush limbaugh, nixon, McCarthyism, and tons of other stupid pricks up that skank, big mouth whore's ass. It's where all republican idiots go when seeking enlightenment.
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                        • CarpeDime
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-01-09
                          • 7873

                          #13
                          Originally posted by tatddy
                          Unreal. Opie buried by mikejamm. March madness folks


                          ....and a #1 seed goes down!!
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                          • ACoochy
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 08-19-09
                            • 13949

                            #14
                            Originally posted by mikejamm
                            Oh yeah, her can he see Russia alright, he can also hear the echos of rush limbaugh, nixon, McCarthyism, and tons of other stupid pricks up that skank, big mouth whore's ass. It's where all republican idiots go when seeking enlightenment.
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                            • opie1988
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 09-12-10
                              • 23429

                              #15
                              Jesus.....look at all the fukkin libtards coming out of the woodwork.

                              You guys must've thought this was in the fantasy forum and wwanted your free point.

                              Hey Loshak....I talked to John about eliminating your position, but unfortunately he wasn't aware that you even worked here, so he told me to handle it.

                              Suck it, libtards! God Bless the USA!!

                              [IMG][/IMG]
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                              • King Mayan
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 09-22-10
                                • 21330

                                #16
                                hey Opie, you have bigger than Palin.

                                Great Opie burial homies.
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                                • mikejamm
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 08-24-09
                                  • 11066

                                  #17
                                  Yep two right wing assholes arm and arm together. One with a fat gut living off of tax breaks, the other with a fuk'in air head who believes he/she is actually contributing to making our country better. Which douche bag is which, you decide. Hard to tell isn't it?
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                                  • YouHave2outs
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 07-02-11
                                    • 4448

                                    #18
                                    Nice hair cut, Opie.
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                                    • opie1988
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 09-12-10
                                      • 23429

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by YouHave2outs
                                      Nice hair cut, Opie.
                                      Thanks, pal.

                                      Even though I've been blessed with a full, thick, glorious head of hair.....I'm still of the belief that men wear their hair short.

                                      Very much unlike Mayan, who only wears his short to combat his rapidly increasing bald spot. As well as Loshak, who attempts to hide the fact that he is Persian by covering his face with an unkempt mustache.
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                                      • CarpeDime
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-01-09
                                        • 7873

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by YouHave2outs
                                        Nice hair cut, Opie.
                                        yes for sure

                                        say what you want about opie, you can carpet-bomb him with insults and aspersions a million different ways, but the guy has A+ hair and teeth

                                        absolutely unimpugnable hair and teeth

                                        credit where credit is due boys
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                                        • King Mayan
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 09-22-10
                                          • 21330

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by opie1988
                                          Very much unlike Mayan, who only wears his short to combat his rapidly increasing bald spot.
                                          Fukk you Opie!

                                          Have you been reading my diary???
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                                          • Vegas39
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 09-22-11
                                            • 30686

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by King Mayan
                                            Fukk you Opie!

                                            Have you been reading my diary???
                                            doubt that would help.opie think puto is a planet
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                                            • Seaweed
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 01-19-12
                                              • 26320

                                              #23
                                              Unreal. If i knew this i would have played for 25th
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                                              • tto827
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 10-01-12
                                                • 9078

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                Unreal. If i knew this i would have played for 25th
                                                Weeder the tourney hasn't happened yet.
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                                                • Vegas39
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 09-22-11
                                                  • 30686

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by tto827
                                                  Weeder the tourney hasn't happened yet.
                                                  He is 5 beers short of a 6 pack
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                                                  • mikejamm
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 08-24-09
                                                    • 11066

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                    Unreal. If i knew this i would have played for 25th
                                                    Originally posted by tto827
                                                    Weeder the tourney hasn't happened yet.
                                                    Originally posted by Vegas39

                                                    He is 5 beers short of a 6 pack
                                                    You see the mentality we're deal'in here with fellas. I'm beginning to wonder if basic reading skills should be a requirement before posting at SBR! Of course in opie and sarah palin's case, you just make up stupid republican shit and words as you go along, as in sarah palin's, "refudiate"
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                                                    • mikejamm
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 08-24-09
                                                      • 11066

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by opie1988
                                                      Thanks, pal.

                                                      Even though I've been blessed with a full, thick, glorious head of hair.....I'm still of the belief that men wear their hair short.

                                                      Very much unlike Mayan, who only wears his short to combat his rapidly increasing bald spot. As well as Loshak, who attempts to hide the fact that he is Persian by covering his face with an unkempt mustache.
                                                      Full head of hair?That bleach blond shit is receded so far back, you can now use your big fuk'in forehead as a billboard!Hurry opie, if you start pluck'in hairs outta your ass and transplanting now, you might be able to save it! You'll look like a fat ass Shirley Temple, but what the fuk do you care!Better yet, hook up with your boy marco rubio, stick a burrito with his name on it on your fat forehead and you'll have a jump start on endorsing your candidate for 2016! How many people have you blinded opie with the fuk'in shine coming off your forehead? Damn dude, give the public a break and spray tan your huge fuk'in cranium!
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                                                      • cant call it
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 08-29-10
                                                        • 8817

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by mikejamm
                                                        Full head of hair?That bleach blond shit is receded so far back, you can now use your big fuk'in forehead as a billboard!Hurry opie, if you start pluck'in hairs outta your ass and transplanting now, you might be able to save it! You'll look like a fat ass Shirley Temple, but what the fuk do you care!Better yet, hook up with your boy marco rubio, stick a burrito with his name on it on your fat forehead and you'll have a jump start on endorsing your candidate for 2016! How many people have you blinded opie with the fuk'in shine coming off your forehead? Damn dude, give the public a break and spray tan your huge fuk'in cranium!
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                                                        • opie1988
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 09-12-10
                                                          • 23429

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by mikejamm
                                                          Full head of hair?That bleach blond shit is receded so far back, you can now use your big fuk'in forehead as a billboard!Hurry opie, if you start pluck'in hairs outta your ass and transplanting now, you might be able to save it! You'll look like a fat ass Shirley Temple, but what the fuk do you care!Better yet, hook up with your boy marco rubio, stick a burrito with his name on it on your fat forehead and you'll have a jump start on endorsing your candidate for 2016! How many people have you blinded opie with the fuk'in shine coming off your forehead? Damn dude, give the public a break and spray tan your huge fuk'in cranium!
                                                          Mikey.....you need to start settling down now, son.

                                                          I allowed you to use my name in your thread title so you could at least get a few views, but now you're really carrying on a bit much.

                                                          Time to head back to the nerds table, pal. We've grown weary of you up here.
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                                                          • konck
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 10-17-06
                                                            • 12554

                                                            #30
                                                            Man dont take shots at Opies daughter wtf you stains.
                                                            Just hammer the big headed texas dik
                                                            Like me he has a great daughter who has a great future.
                                                            She will help keep him in a nice retardament home later on in his life when he developes asshiemers
                                                            and he keeps asking for his friend Opie
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                                                            • mikejamm
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 08-24-09
                                                              • 11066

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by opie1988
                                                              Mikey.....you need to start settling down now, son.

                                                              I allowed you to use my name in your thread title so you could at least get a few views, but now you're really carrying on a bit much.

                                                              Time to head back to the nerds table, pal. We've grown weary of you up here.
                                                              Awe, feel'in a little buried are we opie? Struck a cord with the bright shiny forehead bit? It's ok pal, we democrats know how your little feelings get hurt when thing don't go your way. Maybe next time sarah shoots a defenseless polar bear, she'll send some hair you can weave into a rug to cover that fuk'in Texas stadium dome head of yours!
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                                                              • ACoochy
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 08-19-09
                                                                • 13949

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by mikejamm
                                                                Awe, feel'in a little buried are we opie? Struck a cord with the bright shiny forehead bit? It's ok pal, we democrats know how your little feelings get hurt when thing don't go your way. Maybe next time sarah shoots a defenseless polar bear, she'll send some hair you can weave into a rug to cover that fuk'in Texas stadium dome head of yours!

                                                                Mikey smacking Dopie around like an abusive spouse
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                                                                • opie1988
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 09-12-10
                                                                  • 23429

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Jesus.

                                                                  MikeJizz and lethal weapons trying to join forces to take me down.

                                                                  That's laughable.

                                                                  MikeJizz.....you were screwed as soon as lethal weapons joined in here, son. As much of a renowned douche as you are.....lethal is king dildo in these parts. Beat of luck.
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                                                                  • zacharyj53
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 08-07-10
                                                                    • 2514

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by mikejamm
                                                                    Al least opie will have Obama care to help him get the psychological help he'll need when she goes all peaceful, world caring liberal on him and he loses his mind.
                                                                    That is doubtful, as Obama care is an unsustained cost that won't be able to be controlled. It will either go into universal care or revert back into what we had before that legeslation came down. Either way the overall health care of our country will go down.
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                                                                    • The Giant
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 01-21-12
                                                                      • 21480

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I have never seen Opie brutalized and tossed around in such a dominant fashion. He is bloodied and battered beyond recognition!

                                                                      If we were going to equate this to March madness, Mikejamm would be Syracuse and Opie would be Montana.

                                                                      Mike, please think about putting in some of your second-stringers. This game is over, Opie has taken enough abuse!
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