Some of the tell tail signs you might be a shitty gambler

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  • Emily_Haines
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-14-09
    • 15847

    #1
    Some of the tell tail signs you might be a shitty gambler
    1] You take time off from work to watch NCAA tournament opening round games
    2] The Super Bowl is your largest wager of the year
    3] You don't bet college basketball until conference season begins
    4] You bet every MNF game
    5] You bet lots of prime time games that are on TV
    6] You bet lots of parlays
  • tto827
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-01-12
    • 9078

    #2
    Don't understand the logic behind number 1. The others are okay.
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    • pavyracer
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 04-12-07
      • 82667

      #3
      7. Your username at a gambling forum consists of a female name with the initials EH.
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      • Emily_Haines
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-14-09
        • 15847

        #4
        Originally posted by tto827
        Don't understand the logic behind number 1. The others are okay.
        When I had a job I always took the first two weeks of the season off.

        Do people really think it is easier to win when oddsmakers have 30-35 games worth of data to make the line?
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        • Easy-Rider 66
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 02-14-12
          • 36895

          #5
          Entertainment Purposes only Emily.
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          • Seaweed
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            • 01-19-12
            • 26320

            #6
            I disagree
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            • seaborneq
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-08-06
              • 22556

              #7
              Originally posted by Emily_Haines
              1] You take time off from work to watch NCAA tournament opening round games
              2] The Super Bowl is your largest wager of the year
              3] You don't bet college basketball until conference season begins
              4] You bet every MNF game
              5] You bet lots of prime time games that are on TV
              6] You bet lots of parlays
              In my best Maury povich voice. "I am a shitty gambler!!!!!!!!'". Guilty as charged according to the list.
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              • Cuse0323
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 12-09-09
                • 30169

                #8
                You're broke
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                • You mad bro
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 01-15-12
                  • 16641

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Cuse0323
                  You're broke
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                  • tto827
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 10-01-12
                    • 9078

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Emily_Haines
                    When I had a job I always took the first two weeks of the season off.

                    Do people really think it is easier to win when oddsmakers have 30-35 games worth of data to make the line?
                    No but you watch them for entertainment, not cause you have to bet them all as Easy-Rider said.
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                    • Emily_Haines
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 04-14-09
                      • 15847

                      #11
                      Originally posted by tto827
                      No but you watch them for entertainment, not cause you have to bet them all as Easy-Rider said.
                      LOL, $1200 down the shitter and two vacation days wasted.

                      A couple of movie tickets only set you back $20
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                      • tto827
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 10-01-12
                        • 9078

                        #12
                        Where'd the 1200 value come from?

                        And where the fukk you getting movie tix for $10 now-a-days?

                        And "work" from home
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                        • You mad bro
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 01-15-12
                          • 16641

                          #13
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                          • konck
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 10-17-06
                            • 12554

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Emily_Haines
                            1] You take time off from work to watch NCAA tournament opening round games
                            2] The Super Bowl is your largest wager of the year
                            3] You don't bet college basketball until conference season begins
                            4] You bet every MNF game
                            5] You bet lots of prime time games that are on TV
                            6] You bet lots of parlays
                            1) Your wife leaves so you quit working
                            2)Your biggest air bet is 1.7 million and you think someone believes it
                            3)You think your able to fix college hoops with SBR pts
                            4)The only thing in your kitchen is 17 cans of soup
                            5)You make an SBR video but only show your panting obese shadow
                            6)You blast out a fart while making the video and blame it on the wind because your outside
                            7)Your challenging Brock Landers for the title of #1 Catfish SBR
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                            • itchypickle
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-05-09
                              • 21452

                              #15
                              1) When you post a thread on SBR and can't properly use 'tell-tale' in a sentence while claiming to have 37 different post graduate degrees in various subjects and have lost so much money through betting that you are gender confused and dig for food in the damaged goods bin and satiate yourself on discounted donut parts.
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