Name an MMA TECHNIQUE/SUBMISSION that would be INEFFECTIVE in a real fight

[TheCentaur]

I will start with the standing guillotine choke. A groin strike is wide open and would put an end to this but is against the rules in the cage or the ring.

[Sacrelicious]

Saloon this shit.

#vaughanyformod

[MD]

BJJ.

/thread

[Vaughany]

Must of got lost on the way to sherdog

[NunyaBidness]

Is this available on pinnacle, because I don't see it on US books.

[Vaughany]

Is this available on pinnacle, because I don't see it on US books.

yeah, it's under "other" next to the Ohio Bum- HotDog Eating Contest or whatever it's called

[killawookie]

Lets keep it simple.. leg kicks. No one in their right mind will sit there and let you just kick them to tire out your legs.. lol

[Sacrelicious]

Lets keep it simple.. leg kicks. No one in their right mind will sit there and let you just kick them to tire out your legs.. lol

This sounds alot like what someone would say if they have never been kicked in the leg extremely hard.

[Vaughany]

Lets keep it simple.. leg kicks. No one in their right mind will sit there and let you just kick them to tire out your legs.. lol

I liked Caros Fodor's crime-fighting superhero brother's use of the leg kick in this street fight!...

[Vaughany]

[TheCentaur]

I don't understand the anger at this thread. It is not meant to insult MMA practitioners of which I am one.

Think of it this way, if two MMA fighters were in a streetfight what techniques would have to go out the window because there are no rules?

[Hannibal]

put my gf in a triangle for jokes.. and she started blowing me
so i imagine someone could easily bite my penis off if that went down on the STREETS son

[killawookie]

The superhero video was funny for two reasons other than the obvious.. 1. The male newscaster has bed head and it's dark outside.. did he just wake up? 2. I find it funny im watching a youtube video of a youtube video.

[MUHerd37]

[Vaughany]

put my gf in a triangle for jokes.. and she started blowing me
so i imagine someone could easily bite my penis off if that went down on the STREETS son

lol interesting

[gabe]

I will start with the standing guillotine choke. A groin strike is wide open and would put an end to this but is against the rules in the cage or the ring.

Not true, my buddy took a guy out with a standing guillotine when a fight broke out during a party.

[gabe]

Anything you learn at Cousins-Wrinklevaughan MMA could be applied outside the cage.

[Vaughany]

Not true, my buddy took a guy out with a standing guillotine when a fight broke out during a party.

[Russian Rocket]

...Let me bang man...

[NunyaBidness]

I don't understand the anger at this thread. It is not meant to insult MMA practitioners of which I am one.

Think of it this way, if two MMA fighters were in a streetfight what techniques would have to go out the window because there are no rules?

This is a forum for the discussion of the betting of MMA fights and cooking.

If I can't bet on it, or cook it, it goes to sherdog.

[Sacrelicious]

[TheCentaur]

This is a forum for the discussion of the betting of MMA fights and cooking.

If I can't bet on it, or cook it, it goes to sherdog.

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This was posted in players talk and moved by a mod to mma subforum.

Never my intention to interrupt your baby anaconda choking practice

[Crassus]

put my gf in a triangle for jokes.. and she started blowing me
so i imagine someone could easily bite my penis off if that went down on the STREETS son

That's a loose ass triangle bruh

[MD]

That's a loose ass triangle bruh

I'd be more concerned with the fact that there's a guy running around the streets with no pants or underwear on, putting people in triangle chokes.

[The iron sheik]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YyBtMxZgQs&t=0m10s

[Crassus]

I'd be more concerned with the fact that there's a guy running around the streets with no pants or underwear on, putting people in triangle chokes.

never been to Armenia I take it?

[GunShard]

Any Jiujitsu move won't work against 2 or more people.
The other person would just stomp on you while you're attempting a submission.

[Sacrelicious]

Gunshard is back!

We were talking about you the other day, we've missed you dude!

[TheCentaur]

The single leg takedown attempt by a grounded opponent.

We've all seen it. A stunned or tired opponent desperately grasps for a knee or ankle from the ground while the one standing has to try to evade or pull away his leg.

A knee or kick with the other leg would end it but is not allowed in most sanctioned fights.

[King Mayan]

Only stand up striking is allowed in a real man street fight...

Everything else is bitch shit suhn!

[Russian Rocket]

Only stand up striking is allowed in a real man street fight...

Everything else is bitch shit suhn!

Mayan when was a last time u threw some ...suhn?

[King Mayan]

Mayan when was a last time u threw some ...suhn?

3 weeks ago suhn... Fukked up this Russian taxi driver for smoking too many cigarettes around me..

[Russian Rocket]

3 weeks ago suhn... Fukked up this Russian taxi driver for smoking too many cigarettes around me..

that's bad ass suhn

[Vaughany]

This is a forum for the discussion of the betting of MMA fights and cooking.

If I can't bet on it, or cook it, it goes to sherdog.

lmao

[Vaughany]

never been to Armenia I take it?

hehe