BREAKING NEWS: Holy Shit! Chris Pronger Live Press Conference 12 PM ET Just Announced

Swinging Johnson · 03-07-13, 11:30 AM

Hey at least Shari will get to see him a little more often.

Sorry, Shari, low hanging fruit, couldn't resist.

VegasInsider · 03-07-13, 11:33 AM

Good, I'm hoping that tall pussy retires. Guy was great but he's one giant twat.

milwaukee mike · 03-07-13, 11:36 AM

someone get a press pass and ask him about sbr

Stocks · 03-07-13, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by PhillyFlyers

Praying he does not announce his retirement.

Of course he's going to announce his retirement. He's 38 with concussion problems why else would he have a press confrence.

PhillyFlyers · 03-07-13, 11:38 AM

Originally posted by Stocks

Of course he's going to announce his retirement. He's 38 with concussion problems why else would he have a press confrence.

To announce that he's fully recovered and coming back to win a Stanley Cup?

zandyman · 03-07-13, 11:41 AM

Oh, he was traded to Pittsburgh? I didn't hear that.

VegasInsider · 03-07-13, 11:43 AM

Pronger will never win a Cup.

He has no peripheral vision. If he comes back, he'll get cleaned out in one of the first shifts. He should just retire like the giant pussy that he is and skate off into hockey irrelevancy like most other players with a longterm home or Cup.

The sad thing, it's going to be a debate of whether this guy's number should be retired and by whom. He didn't play long enough besides STL to justify it. He also didn't win a Cup

trob773 · 03-07-13, 11:51 AM

Originally posted by VegasInsider

Pronger will never win a Cup.

He has no peripheral vision. If he comes back, he'll get cleaned out in one of the first shifts. He should just retire like the giant pussy that he is and skate off into hockey irrelevancy like most other players with a longterm home or Cup.

The sad thing, it's going to be a debate of whether this guy's number should be retired and by whom. He didn't play long enough besides STL to justify it. He also didn't win a Cup

He has an won an Olympic gold medal, a World Championship gold medal, and the Stanley Cup. I don't even like the guy, but you keep harping on an incorrect point.

ryanspeer2001 · 03-07-13, 11:53 AM

What channel PhillyFlyers? I have fios and I'm local to philly. I'm assuming Comcast Sportsnet?

k13 · 03-07-13, 11:57 AM

He's been retired for years now.

VegasInsider · 03-07-13, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by trob773

He has an won an Olympic gold medal, a World Championship gold medal, and the Stanley Cup. I don't even like the guy, but you keep harping on an incorrect point.

You're right. I forgot about his stint with the Ducks.

boeing power · 03-07-13, 11:59 AM

He can't officially retire or he won't get his money on the contract.

William Walters · 03-07-13, 12:09 PM

Originally posted by VegasInsider

Pronger will never win a Cup.

He has no peripheral vision. If he comes back, he'll get cleaned out in one of the first shifts. He should just retire like the giant pussy that he is and skate off into hockey irrelevancy like most other players with a longterm home or Cup.

The sad thing, it's going to be a debate of whether this guy's number should be retired and by whom. He didn't play long enough besides STL to justify it. He also didn't win a Cup

Be carefull VI...........you may get permabanned!

muldoon · 03-07-13, 12:12 PM

OP didn't see the interview with Pronger just the other day.

Gave every sign that he was retiring.

PhillyFlyers · 03-07-13, 12:14 PM

YES!

He's NOT RETIRING!

boeing power · 03-07-13, 12:16 PM

He can't retire or he won't get paid.

He will never play again, his brain is mush.

PhillyFlyers · 03-07-13, 12:17 PM

Originally posted by boeing power

He can't retire or he won't get paid.

He will never play again, his brain is mush.

Question: Chris, did the doctor tell you that you can never play again?

Answer: Oh I don't think you can ever say that. I'm working toward getting healthy.

boeing power · 03-07-13, 12:20 PM

C'mon guy,

Pronger is 38 and has constant headaches.

0% chance he ever plays again.

VegasInsider · 03-07-13, 12:21 PM

16 months and counting without playing hockey, no peripheral vision and get's headaches/nauseous after too much activity??

I can't wait to see this trainwreck come back on the ice.

I hope Chara makes a run on him

milwaukee mike · 03-07-13, 12:23 PM

when you search "chris pronger shari" on google images you get the weirdest assortment of stuff, including pictures of lou and opie and the sbr thong

Stocks · 03-07-13, 12:56 PM

So what was the gist of the press confrence?

I don't think he is going to play again but like other said he don't get paid if he "retires"

DennisGreen · 03-07-13, 01:08 PM

He was one of the dirtiest, scumbag players to ever play but you can't help but admire the guys intimidation and blunt honesty

I think he's played his last game though personally.

Deuce · 03-07-13, 01:16 PM

Karma is a bitch.

cadetduke · 03-07-13, 01:36 PM

Considering he's moved back to STL, I'd say it's retirement.

swordsandtequila · 03-07-13, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by PhillyFlyers

To announce that he's fully recovered and coming back to win a Stanley Cup?

Only way that happens is if he takes a coaching position with another team.

Vegas39 · 03-07-13, 02:44 PM

Originally posted by swordsandtequila

Only way that happens is if he takes a coaching position with another team.

Hard to win a cup on a team that will miss playoffs

Bcatswin · 03-07-13, 02:49 PM

Is this the one shari was with?

Vegas39 · 03-07-13, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by Bcatswin

Is this the one shari was with?

Yes but with his concussion history now she has an excuse why he doesn't remember her

milwaukee mike · 03-07-13, 02:57 PM

wow vegas39

you might as well just put this at the end of your message

Vegas39 · 03-07-13, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by milwaukee mike

wow vegas39

you might as well just put this at the end of your message

true I forgot the mods are so ban happy lately

bruceBRUCEbruce · 03-07-13, 03:04 PM

Originally posted by VegasInsider

Pronger will never win a Cup.

He has no peripheral vision. If he comes back, he'll get cleaned out in one of the first shifts. He should just retire like the giant pussy that he is and skate off into hockey irrelevancy like most other players with a longterm home or Cup.

The sad thing, it's going to be a debate of whether this guy's number should be retired and by whom. He didn't play long enough besides STL to justify it. He also didn't win a Cup

Pronger is a giant pussy who didn't win a Cup and will never win a Cup.

Is today opposite day?

GamblerSpirit · 03-07-13, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by milwaukee mike

wow vegas39

you might as well just put this at the end of your message

It's not even that big of a deal. You seem to like gossip and avril lavigne wayyyyy too much though.

Untied · 03-07-13, 07:27 PM

Originally posted by Vegas39

Yes but with his concussion history now she has an excuse why he doesn't remember her

ACoochy · 03-07-13, 07:39 PM

Originally posted by GamblerSpirit

It's not even that big of a deal. You seem to like gossip and avril lavigne wayyyyy too much though.

Mikey is married, hence the attitudinal gossification...