I Would Play $200,000 To Be A Stud

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388208

    #1
    I Would Play $200,000 To Be A Stud
    Basically where I got surgery and they could make me look like Rob Lowe or Teddy Nugent. I hate my looks and it sucks not to be able ever to get laid.
  • Chi_archie
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-22-08
    • 63183

    #2
    do the chicks dig Teddy Nugent?
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    • bigboydan
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 08-10-05
      • 55420

      #3
      I would think they first thing you would have got done was to get a penile implants coach.
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      • CaneDawg
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-25-08
        • 6256

        #4
        you need the tommy lee enhancement

        be happy you are healthy and alive

        there are many that have it worse than u

        hug someone
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        • pavyracer
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-12-07
          • 82668

          #5
          Show them your 2.4 inch pecker cockboy. You may get pitty sex instead for bitching to a bunch of guys. I saw that on a sitcom last week. It works.
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          • mmike032
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-11-08
            • 8905

            #6
            do you hate your life JJ?
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388208

              #7
              Mike.............kind of

              Gambling to numb my emotions and feelings
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              • Brock Landers
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 06-30-08
                • 45367

                #8
                JJ, go with what you got pal..we only live once, life is far too short to have regrets. Live every day like its your last!
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                • SlickFazzer
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-22-08
                  • 20209

                  #9
                  Just get a big cock JJ. Many chicks like guys with big cocks.
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                  • RogueScholar
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 02-05-07
                    • 5082

                    #10
                    JJ you don't need surgery or any sort of change, you're fine just as you are. You've got a good body for a man your age. Have you thought of doing something charitable this holiday season? I'm not advocating that you be generous simply to get laid, but a couple years back I had some free time in my afternoon so I stopped by the Food Bank to help package up bags for those in need.

                    Just in the course of making small talk with some chick who was volunteering there, she started brushing against me when she'd walk by and smiling in my direction a lot. By the time we'd given all the people their free groceries, she was taking me out back and unzipping my pants. She ended up riding me while I was sitting on a stack of empty potato boxes. To this day I crack a smile when I see a box of Idaho Spuds.

                    My point being, that sometimes all it takes to get laid is putting yourself in a situation that paints you in a very positive light. I believe you have a good heart, and maybe if you did something that showed it off, then what's in your pants won't really matter.
                    Originally posted by StraitShooter
                    90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                    • CaneDawg
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-25-08
                      • 6256

                      #11
                      Originally posted by RogueScholar
                      JJ you don't need surgery or any sort of change, you're fine just as you are. You've got a good body for a man your age. Have you thought of doing something charitable this holiday season? I'm not advocating that you be generous simply to get laid, but a couple years back I had some free time in my afternoon so I stopped by the Food Bank to help package up bags for those in need.

                      Just in the course of making small talk with some chick who was volunteering there, she started brushing against me when she'd walk by and smiling in my direction a lot. By the time we'd given all the people their free groceries, she was taking me out back and unzipping my pants. She ended up riding me while I was sitting on a stack of empty potato boxes. To this day I crack a smile when I see a box of Idaho Spuds.

                      My point being, that sometimes all it takes to get laid is putting yourself in a situation that paints you in a very positive light. I believe you have a good heart, and maybe if you did something that showed it off, then what's in your pants won't really matter.
                      very true
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