Basically where I got surgery and they could make me look like Rob Lowe or Teddy Nugent. I hate my looks and it sucks not to be able ever to get laid.
I Would Play $200,000 To Be A Stud
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jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#1I Would Play $200,000 To Be A StudTags: None -
Chi_archieSBR Aristocracy
- 07-22-08
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#2do the chicks dig Teddy Nugent?Comment -
bigboydanSBR Aristocracy
- 08-10-05
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#3I would think they first thing you would have got done was to get a penile implants coach.Comment -
CaneDawgSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-25-08
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#4you need the tommy lee enhancement
be happy you are healthy and alive
there are many that have it worse than u
hug someoneComment -
pavyracerSBR Aristocracy
- 04-12-07
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#5Show them your 2.4 inch pecker cockboy. You may get pitty sex instead for bitching to a bunch of guys. I saw that on a sitcom last week. It works.Comment -
mmike032SBR Hall of Famer
- 09-11-08
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#6do you hate your life JJ?Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#7Mike.............kind of
Gambling to numb my emotions and feelingsComment -
Brock LandersSBR Aristocracy
- 06-30-08
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#8JJ, go with what you got pal..we only live once, life is far too short to have regrets. Live every day like its your last!Comment -
SlickFazzerSBR Posting Legend
- 05-22-08
- 20209
#9Just get a big cock JJ. Many chicks like guys with big cocks.Comment -
RogueScholarSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-05-07
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#10JJ you don't need surgery or any sort of change, you're fine just as you are. You've got a good body for a man your age. Have you thought of doing something charitable this holiday season? I'm not advocating that you be generous simply to get laid, but a couple years back I had some free time in my afternoon so I stopped by the Food Bank to help package up bags for those in need.
Just in the course of making small talk with some chick who was volunteering there, she started brushing against me when she'd walk by and smiling in my direction a lot. By the time we'd given all the people their free groceries, she was taking me out back and unzipping my pants. She ended up riding me while I was sitting on a stack of empty potato boxes. To this day I crack a smile when I see a box of Idaho Spuds.
My point being, that sometimes all it takes to get laid is putting yourself in a situation that paints you in a very positive light. I believe you have a good heart, and maybe if you did something that showed it off, then what's in your pants won't really matter.Originally posted by StraitShooter90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..Comment -
CaneDawgSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-25-08
- 6256
#11very trueOriginally posted by RogueScholarJJ you don't need surgery or any sort of change, you're fine just as you are. You've got a good body for a man your age. Have you thought of doing something charitable this holiday season? I'm not advocating that you be generous simply to get laid, but a couple years back I had some free time in my afternoon so I stopped by the Food Bank to help package up bags for those in need.
Just in the course of making small talk with some chick who was volunteering there, she started brushing against me when she'd walk by and smiling in my direction a lot. By the time we'd given all the people their free groceries, she was taking me out back and unzipping my pants. She ended up riding me while I was sitting on a stack of empty potato boxes. To this day I crack a smile when I see a box of Idaho Spuds.
My point being, that sometimes all it takes to get laid is putting yourself in a situation that paints you in a very positive light. I believe you have a good heart, and maybe if you did something that showed it off, then what's in your pants won't really matter.Comment
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