What are the top 10 funniest 1-liners written by SBR posters?

[EmpireMaker]

"This washing your hands nonsense is a scam, perpetrated by the big soap conglomerates to peddle their useless products." buztah

[Louisvillekid1]

Fukk 'em, He quit - BigDay

[CarpeDime]

At SBR every post matters and every post helps us soar

- CarpeDime

[TheCentaur]

How amazing would it be for men to be able to purchase an external, artificial uterus which could be strapped to the body and surgically connected to the bloodstream, allowing a man to carry and nourish a child to term without even the traditional biological organs used to do so?

My fruit explosion was not harmed. It was my french vanilla.

[You mad bro]

goat milk the virgin

[daneblazer]

thanks for the shitty beats SBR fukkin rigged piece of shit

[pavyracer]

thanks for the shitty beats SBR fukkin rigged piece of shit

What happened?

[13th Inning]

"A-Plus book, must have out."

[Goat Milk]

secret stash i told you you will get your gold

i offered to send the guy a nice gift worth more than the tokens

settle down if you want your coins you will get your coins, stop calling me a stiff, i only have 64 coins at the moment

relax, you cry every day like i owe you $500. it's like 10 bucks. chill.

[Al Masters]

Same day payouts
Fastest payouts in the industry
No overnight lines but we always pay
Show me one player we haven't paid and i'll credit your account with $500.

SSLP...AKA JON

[secretstash]

secret stash i told you you will get your gold

i offered to send the guy a nice gift worth more than the tokens

settle down if you want your coins you will get your coins, stop calling me a stiff, i only have 64 coins at the moment

relax, you cry every day like i owe you $500. it's like 10 bucks. chill.

now sbr has the 64 pts instead of me in which u have owed them for 6 months!

chill out? lol .. dude you could have sent me all the pts u get daily and had this paid months ago.. instead u keep feeding the sbr lochness monster

7C730D

3/05/2013 6:43 PM

Points transfer to sportsbook.

Goat Milk

SBR

Sportsbook Withdraw

-64 [COLOR=#000 !important]0.00[/COLOR]

I suppose I will continue to wait until u decide to pay me as promised a half of a year ago...


-stash

[InTheDrink]

now sbr has the 64 pts instead of me in which u have owed them for 6 months!

chill out? lol .. dude you could have sent me all the pts u get daily and had this paid months ago.. instead u keep feeding the sbr lochness monster

7C730D

3/05/2013 6:43 PM

Points transfer to sportsbook.

Goat Milk

SBR

Sportsbook Withdraw

-64 [COLOR=#000 !important]0.00[/COLOR]

-stash

burial #2

[tony_come]

Never heard of ya pal

[InTheDrink]

I'm hard

[InTheDrink]

No really tony

I'm hard tony

[Allure]

"If this doesnt hit, i'm done posting"

[PAULYPOKER]

"Cheers"

Jon.

[ThaWoj]

"I had to E-Fuk Shari over 50 times and I thought it was fun and did not have to worry about getting her pregnant or wear a condom."

-jjgold

[tony_come]

No really tony

I'm hard tony

This is crazy!

[PAULYPOKER]

"Get back in the Fukkin sandbox"!

Sweep

[CanuckG]

now sbr has the 64 pts instead of me in which u have owed them for 6 months!

chill out? lol .. dude you could have sent me all the pts u get daily and had this paid months ago.. instead u keep feeding the sbr lochness monster

7C730D

3/05/2013 6:43 PM

Points transfer to sportsbook.

Goat Milk

SBR

Sportsbook Withdraw

-64 [COLOR=#000 !important]0.00[/COLOR]

I suppose I will continue to wait until u decide to pay me as promised a half of a year ago...


-stash

Milk needs action and when you are broke points give him that adrenaline

[Goat Milk]

i'm trying to build the tokens up to give to you stash. if your that worried why don't you just let me send you a gift in the mail? call it a late birthday present. i'll buy something nice for you.

[Goat Milk]

Milk needs action and when you are broke points give him that adrenaline

sorry i don't bet tokens daily like you. pming me every week for his $16 in tokens. i just put my 64 tokens on a 3 team parlay 1 of them containing a hockey team where i can't name more than 1 player. that's how seriously i take the tokens you and others value so much. when was the last time you gave your tokens away? i give my tokens away daily. they are worthless.

[ShogunRua]

'There's no juice when you win'

-Landers

[InTheDrink]

sorry i don't bet tokens daily like you. pming me every week for his $16 in tokens. i just put my 64 tokens on a 3 team parlay 1 of them containing a hockey team where i can't name more than 1 player. that's how seriously i take the tokens you and others value so much. when was the last time you gave your tokens away? i give my tokens away daily. they are worthless.

goater asked for points and now hes playin like he's doin stasher a favor by thinking about paying him back....perfect

[Sledge187]

I'm not sure who said it but the guy who posted that his friend got peed on during a slipknot concert.

[Louisvillekid1]

Kiddie game is down street - rudy via the mouth

[innovation]

"Go Flick yer bean"

may be a first here but needs to be added.

[Seaweed]

"Sammmmmmy!"

[TPowell]

Failed fugging athalete

[HAPPY BOY]

1) Never fukin heard of ya pal- has to be most famous, circa 2008 JJGold phone skills video
2) Go paint your fukin prick- JJGold quote from a video whilst painting his 2nd floor stairwell
3) HUGH- used in place of huge, thanks to AgainstAllOdds
4) Can't Win Boyzz- multiple Bobbyfk vids

good job sir..Bobby, shit i remember the videos with his braces and saliva..classic

[HAPPY BOY]

Take a Pick...hey webber Pinklin Prick @ 47 sec marck..wtf is that??