What are the top 10 funniest 1-liners written by SBR posters?

[Goat Milk]

Do JJ and Deuce fill up most of the list? Post the line here and you will be rewarded with gold coins

[innovation]

I'll be watching this system closely.

[Chi_archie]

1) Never fukin heard of ya pal- has to be most famous, circa 2008 JJGold phone skills video
2) Go paint your fukin prick- JJGold quote from a video whilst painting his 2nd floor stairwell
3) HUGH- used in place of huge, thanks to AgainstAllOdds
4) Can't Win Boyzz- multiple Bobbyfk vids

[minet123]

Locks are in isle 5 at home depot
steam is for the sauna
points are for pus*ies

[BigDeem5]

Pinch your windpipe

[Chi_archie]

5) Nickaaay! Nickaay!- made famous by JJGold in videos, beat to death by poster OnTheWhat
6) "Lame non-people" quote by my wife in hidden cam video
7) Rubberband play- Brock Landers
8) You are bad people/person -TT
9) You have received an infraction at sports betting forum and handicapping- SBR LOU
10) Wonderful Wednesday Morning- Blondie

[Chi_archie]

11) using Suite instead of Suit thanks to JJGold and later Lawsuite by Peter Loshak and lawyer
12) Saloon this - Originator unknown
13) Horse rooster Lock- SBR Chatters
14) Landered- many anti-brock posters
15) bubble gum bookie- JJGold

[King Mayan]

I originated "saloon this shit!!"

Look it up suhn.

[The Kraken]

I'd say JJ, deuce and LoshaQue all have quite a bit. Shari as well. Sweeper has a few recently,

[InTheDrink]

youre fat
-everyone to tt

[daneault23]

Hey look at me, I'm Deuce, I'm a fukkn robut-JJGold talking shit about Deucer

[ACoochy]

Triple chinned fukk

[jgilmartin]

Whoreshit instead of horseshit

[ApricotSinner32]

Pinch your windpipe

Don't fuk my creations up. "Pinch your pipe" is not meant to talk about your wind pipe. Do the math guy

[You mad bro]

Goat milk is a joke - you mad bro

[Allure]

Broke dikk fukk.

*Another popular one.

[sweep]

"SHADY!! You fukkin hamburger!!" -Michael Jack Corbin

[BigDeem5]

"Unreal boys" - Zeta

[BigDeem5]

"Let's do some shoutouts!" - Brock Landrs

[sweep]

"Ummm"-LilDeemer

[ApricotSinner32]

[The Kraken]

"Shari I'm ready for your giblets to drip gravy on me"
InTheDrink

in response to Shari asking if everyone was ready to gobble her giblets

[2daBank]

nfl football all season..

"dont do it goat"--2dabank

[EmpireMaker]

TEA BAG your BOOKIES MOM with this FINAL 4 WINNER

[sweep]

"What exactly did we accomplish here" - Bigday

[The Kraken]

"Baskets, how is that jizz receptacle pig known as your mother doing? Still doing the blow and go for $3?"

[EmpireMaker]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/565185-i-cant-believe-i-fell-love-whore.html

[dondude]

Business as usual

[dondude]

Lock of the century. I will stop posting if ___________ loses

[sweep]

"dart chucker"-BroNxer

[El Nino]

"Ummm"-LilDeemer

[TobiasFunke]

Salud

[secretstash]

Do JJ and Deuce fill up most of the list? Post the line here and you will be rewarded with gold coins

Instead of BS like this ...can you start sending me the pts you owe me man?

You have pts and u owe me 1100 dude with ZERO paid in over 5 months!

http://forum.sbrforum.com/sbr-points/1760884-stash-goat-milk-loan-special.html#post15537700

-stash

[RubberKettle]

Most of this video

[sweep]

Instead of BS like this ...can you start sending me the pts you owe me man?

You have pts and u owe me 1100 dude with ZERO paid in over 5 months!

http://forum.sbrforum.com/sbr-points/1760884-stash-goat-milk-loan-special.html#post15537700

-stash