Called in sick

[pat venditto]

2 day weekend weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[SlickFazzer]

Time to gamble your ass off Patty.

[pat venditto]

Not until I hit +100 units bud.

[pavyracer]

If you call sick Friday isn't it a 3-day weekend, unless you are Jewish and you don't count Sabbath as a day off.

[CaneDawg]

Trying the ponies this afternoon?

[mmike032]

I'd fire your ass for calling in on Friday,
get your ass to work

[pat venditto]

MMike you didn't make it pal. I made it pal.

[daggerkobe]

Who will ask if i want to supersize my order?

[jjgold]

PAtty loves to GAMBLE

[mmike032]

MMike you didn't make it pal. I made it pal.

Patty, I work when I want to, dont have to call in.
I am the boss Patty. I have runts like yourself do my dirty work

[Brock Landers]

Degenerate loser, never seen this guy give out a real winner

[pat venditto]

Hey baldy i'm 4-2 on released plays **** you talkin bout.

[pico]

patty loves to gamble. i like your style.

[wtf]

how do you call in sick from being a gay whore?

[AMBlai01]

Patty what is it that you do actually? I thought you were unemployed...

[MartinBlank]

Why call in today? Most people are useless on Fridays anyway. Almost all of my staff have mailed in their efforts by Thursday at 3PM.

[pico]

how do you call in sick from being a gay whore?

herpies outbreak

[Brock Landers]

Patty what is it that you do actually? I thought you were unemployed...

patty could get a job mopping up the dried jizz at the local jackoff booth

[L2Gunz]

[Tsoprano]

Put "300" units on the Celtics first half, and you'll have enough time to truly bet the Celttics 2nd half.

[fiveteamer]

What does that mean Patty?

That you wont gamble till you reach 100 units???

[WileOut]

"If you chase you're admitting to yourself you can't beat the game long term."

- Pat V

This is one of my favorite quotes.

[bigboydan]

Losing that Montreal Canadians game last night would have made me sick too Pat.

[Nicky Santoro]

i've seen this before.. a friend calls me up and says.. wooohoooo nicky, long weekend, i just called in sick today (friday), time to gamble and make big money now.. i can't wait..

they then take me out for a big sushi lunch, no problem nicky, my treat.. order some beers too, dont worry about it.. i am in such a good mood now because i have a good feeling this will be my 3 day weekend and best 3 days of my life coming up. i am so excited nicky, i can't wait.. this should be fun

then by monday morning, they are not answering their phone at home, and called in sick also on monday and i dont hear from him for 3 weeks after he just lost 4,200 bucks, and now he has to work 3 full months hard to pay this off.

gamblers love to gamble and are so high like a kite.. and then when weekend ends and they lose big, they hate gambling and reality hits em hard..

they think this is fun.. until the end result comes up and they lost a ton of their food money.. then it's no longer fun..