Winners and Losers Report March 2nd

[SBR Jonelyn]

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[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

[ProPicker713]

Slaythebook got SLAYED !

[SBR Jonelyn]

Have a great weekend my friend! we're friends right?

[SBR Jonelyn]

Slaythebook got SLAYED !

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Have a great weekend my friend! we're friends right?

Oh... we are waaaaay more than "friends", doll.

Our SKYPE and video exchanges prove THAT!


I was banging my head (uh, the one ABOVE my waist this time) cuz I wanted sooo badly to be included today with my running buds gummo & wulf & yis and Lou blatantly screwed me.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/poker/2208894-uh-thanx-nothin-lou.html#post17968562

But no worries... I've contracted Beer & 4uk to enact my retribution; Lou best sleep w/one eye open if ya know what I mean.........

[ProPicker713]

Jojo do you have relatives in vegas?

[TheCentaur]

Maybe no bra next time

[TheCentaur]

Please explain the significance of 9 points biteme I've got a migraine trying to figure it out

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Please explain the significance of 9 points biteme I've got a migraine trying to figure it out

JoJo once "measured" me.

[ProPicker713]

JoJo once "measured" me.

YOUR 9 inches OMGGGGG LOL MR BITEDINGO!

[Triple_D_Bet]

JoJo once "measured" me.

Being that costa rica uses the metric system, highly unlikely that was 9 inches.

[The Giant]

YOUR 9 inches OMGGGGG LOL MR BITEDINGO!

Wrong!

The Asian people (Jonelyn) use the metric system. Biteme is only 9 centimeters...

[The Giant]

Unreal. I apparently share the same brain as Triple_D.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Unreal. I apparently share the same brain as Triple_D.

[ProPicker713]

LOL, Bite's salad must've been tossed a lot then.

[TheCentaur]

Biteme with an epic unintentional self burial this thread

Need to bump this daily for awhile

[Triple_D_Bet]

Biteme with an epic unintentional self burial this thread

Need to bump this daily for awhile

pas de tout...3.5 c'est un diametre impressionnant

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

... Let's just say that we don't have too many peeps in this thread familiar with THESE guys:

http://www.us.mensa.org

I'm a man. Unlike some of you Nancies... A REAL MAN.

A real man is IN CHARGE of the woman.

Now... I know some of you pussified twinks can't imagine not kowtowing to anything and everything a woman wants from you, but believe you me, REAL MEN like me & Loshak are the ones that _RUN THE SHOW_.

Plus... I'm an AMERICAN. U.S. Army vet you biotches!!! I seldom even acknowledge the rest of the world let alone the pansy-ass metric system like you weenies do. Other than maybe Brianna Banks, Sylvia Saint & Angel Dark... the rest of the world is DEAD TO ME!

Bottom line: JoJo comes to ME. JoJo plays by MY RULES. JoJo is but the woman.

Hell, one time JoJo was jonesin' for some fine Asian cuisine so I took her to P.F. fukkin Changs... that's just how *I* roll... you metric-loving-Lifetime-movie-watchin-Jonas Brothers!!!

Say... on another note, Sam Diamond just sent me this still pic from his upcoming tt vid:

(pictured left to right: tt, centaur, giant, Trip D)

[ProPicker713]

WOOHOOO I'm not a door knob LOL

[TheCentaur]

Biteme, you said JoJo measured you and got 9. JoJo is asian and lives in Costa Rica, two reasons that she would without a doubt be measuring you in centimeters. Unless you want to say it was a hard to believe scenario in which you supplied a US ruler that you carry around with you and then taught her how to use it before measuring you, you are buried pal.

Wait, did she measure from the top or bottom? It can make a big difference

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Centaur... Centaur... Centaur...

While my initial thought was "why would anyone think it's hard to use a ruler?"... it all started to make sense once you revealed your reading comprehension skills.

Maybe your supposed "girlfriend" () can read my last post and explain it to you? Just sayin'...

Listen pal... the fact of the matter is only drug dealers and fellas of this persuasion give a rat's ass about the metric system in the good ol U.S. of A:



NTTAWWT

Hey pal... I still like ya... I don't judge... I'm a live and let live kinda guy.

As far as your obvious efforts to continue to troll an altruistic, kind, compassionate, empathetic, benevolent, gentlemanly and hung humanitarian that GIFTED you points:

[ProPicker713]

hey hey I'm not at the 9 inch level yet still an 8 1/2 thanks for the 9 anyway guess you round things to the nearest Bite lol

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

hey hey I'm not at the 9 inch level yet still an 8 1/2 thanks for the 9 anyway guess you round things to the nearest Bite lol

Finally another American hetero male other than myself shows up in this thread.

[ProPicker713]

As long as you don't go all French again Bite, I think I wont be the lonely American no more.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

As long as you don't go all French again Bite, I think I wont be the lonely American no more.

All savvy Americans know french is the universal language of love that guarantees to pull the chicks, picker.

C'mon...

[TheCentaur]

While my initial thought was "why would anyone think it's hard to use a ruler?"... it all started to make sense once you revealed your reading comprehension skills.

Damn it I knew you would recognize that loophole, should have edited it. Just giving you a hard time pal

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Damn it I knew you would recognize that loophole, should have edited it. Just giving you a hard time pal

Hey... I get it... I posted that Sam Diamond pic and it showed everyone that you're even fatter than tt () and it pissed ya the F off.

Sorry.

We're still pals... btw, this is currently all the rage:

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/feast-famine-controversial-fast-diet-weight-loss-plan/story?id=18613821

[The Giant]

Biteme, good call. I always thought Centaur's "girlfriend" was make-believe too...

[ProPicker713]

[TheCentaur]

Hey... I get it... I posted that Sam Diamond pic and it showed everyone that you're even fatter than tt () and it pissed ya the F off.

Sorry.

We're still pals... btw, this is currently all the rage:
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/feast-f...ry?id=18613821

Wow something really got under your skin. You pulled the fat card and the imaginary girlfriend card in the same thread!

[TheCentaur]

Biteme, good call. I always thought Centaur's "girlfriend" was make-believe too...

Look I see what you guys are trying to do, you want me to post a pic. I aint going to do it, and I don't care what you think of my relationship status

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Wow something really got under your skin. You pulled the fat card and the imaginary girlfriend card in the same thread!

C'mon man... WTF?... go take another look... you and tt are standing side-by-side, ffs

Don't misplace your anger (per usual)... blame Sam fukkin Diamond!

Look I see what you guys are trying to do, you want me to post a pic. I aint going to do it, and I don't care what you think of my relationship status

[TheCentaur]

C'mon man... WTF?... go take another look... you and tt are standing side-by-side, ffs

Link please I have no clue what ur talking about

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Link please

... there's them comprehension skills rearing their ugly head again
(from post#19)

Say... on another note, Sam Diamond just sent me this still pic from his upcoming tt vid:

(pictured left to right: tt, centaur, giant, Trip D)