I cant read the Label...But this new asain rice i got is UNREAL!

[MastaB]

Like the title says boys! You need to try this rice (made by "Greenmax"). It consist of:

Australian Brown Rice (NASAA certified organic), Oat, Sorghum Rice, Job's tears, Buck'wheat, Gordon Euryale Seed, Wheat, Barley, Red Lentils, Pearl Rice, Yam.

This stuff is the real deal boys! Comes vacuum sealed like a brick of weed of something.

Why are Americans so fuking unhealthy! Why cant Kraft make some shit like this! What the fuk is "Job's tear"? Asians are so healthy.

If anyone is wondering I got it at the Asain market near me. I can take a picture if anyone wants it.

[MastaB]

None of you fuks eat healthy food?

Figures......

[onthewhat]

we all eat dollar menu

bunch of barreled in fukks

[pimike]

sounds good to me send the pic

[Nicky Santoro]

here is the most tasty and healthiest food.. if you want real good food that is healthy for you, try this..

[AMBlai01]

Big Sushi fan....Nicky is right for once!

[Nicky Santoro]

Big Sushi fan....Nicky is right for once!

for once??????????

[MastaB]

Nicky.... even the dollar menu guys have tried sushi.

Im talking next level type shit Nicky...like using my rice, for sushi.... Oddly enough, its pictured on the label of my rice. Step your game up!

[AMBlai01]

for once??????????

Sorry Nicky...I think for the most part you are full of shit. But then again i think most people around here are full of shit, so don't take it personally.

[MickChunky]

Sounds good MastaB, Nicky those pix made me hungry

[MastaB]

sounds good to me send the pic

Ok i will post pics one sec!

[MastaB]

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[MastaB]

[MastaB]

You unhealthy fuks.

[Tsoprano]

we all eat dollar menu

bunch of barreled in fukks

[Casperwaits]

That asian rice pairs very well with this Asian dish

[Tsoprano]

[tacomax]

I hope you've not eaten any - Job's Tears is a Chinese euphemism for semen. RogueScholar buys that rice in bulk.

[pavyracer]

I hope you've not eaten any - Job's Tears is a Chinese euphemism for semen. RogueScholar buys that rice in bulk.

You don't even want to know what Euryale seed is...

[MastaB]

I hope you've not eaten any - Job's Tears is a Chinese euphemism for semen. RogueScholar buys that rice in bulk.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Job%27s_Tears

[MastaB]

You don't even want to know what Euryale seed is...

http://www.naturopathydigest.com/nutrition_herbs/herbs/euryale_seed.php

[MastaB]

I took a shit this morning, and I dont think that i digested any of this stuff. A squirrel could live off my crap for a month! Guess ill have to chew better next time....

[Casperwaits]

4 things I have noticed on this rice package

1. If this rice is certified by the space program, should we really eat it?

2. Don't know who Job is, but I shed enough of my own tears not to have to eat his.

3. When did Buckwheat become French with the spelling of his name. Does he now say O Jay'?

4. Pearl Jam I like, Pearl Rice? Not to crazy about.

[Shark79]

Hey Masta ... we get some good healthy stuff around here as well .

Americans only thing McDs and Wendys ... oh yeah and TACO BELL