Anyone ever hire an escort call girl to service a friend in need of some fun?

[BrentCrude]

I have a friend near and dear to me that's been going with this god ugly broad with a worse personality than her looks if that's possible.It's a 99.9%-.01 percent relationship where the guy does everything under the living sun for this witch and gets nothing in return.

So,the guy is going out to Las Vegas for a sales call and I know his schedule.Other guys here and a few guys out there know he's going and his schedule too.So I'm thinking of paying a lady of the night on the sly to knock on his door and pay him a visit at 11pm some night.He wouldn't know who even did it if I played it right.

My feelings are that if he got something flashy and fun,he would realize what he's missing out on and come back and drop the hump he's going out with.Anyone ever try something like this?

[compaqDikk]

why are you speaking in third person. are you the MunchkinMan from EOG

[SlickFazzer]

Could backfire if he isn't into hookers. But I guess if she is pre-paid it wouldn't matter to her.

[AMBlai01]

if she is prepaid she could play it off as if she wasn't a hooker. She could even act like she saw him around the casino and really wanted to get to know him or something...


I like the idea.

[Casperwaits]

Ever think he loves his chick. You go buy him an escort. they spend the whole night talking about his girl. No sex. Jeez. Don't know if I want to take that chance.

[SlappyWhite]

Yes, but I make sure she gives me a BJ first that way later on when he says she was a great kisser I can ask him how my geneseed tasted.

[Kingctb27]

**** yeah.

[JBC77]

We usually get hookers/ call girls for a special guy nights few times a year. Birthdays, guy gets laid off from a job, things like that.

I actually have a connect for the girls, guy I met a few years back buying weed has a stable of girls working for him. We called him two months back for a small bachelor party. He brought us a spanish, black and Italian girl. All in the 18-25 year old range. Smoking hot and they were great. Showered up in the hotel room, put on sexy outfits and did stuff to us that was similar to professional porn star type stuff. Possibly received the best blow job in my life.

I'm all for having a steady girl, but once in a while it's a lot of fun to get wild with the boys, get some hookers and just destroy them. Throw in a few lines of ya-yo and you become a beast.

Sometimes having an old lady, they get stingy on Bj's and anal sometimes so you have to pay to play sometimes boys. No shame in my game.

[DarkConfidant]

Eh, you're better off just letting him experience fail. Unless he really loves the chick, your plan could work though. It's hilarious how some folk will stay with the uglies because of their insecurity. Not that there's anything wrong with the uglies.

[RogueJuror]

why are you speaking in third person. are you the MunchkinMan from EOG

lol

[SlickFazzer]

Paid sex is sometimes the best, no hassles and such.

[Casperwaits]

Paid sex is sometimes the best, no hassles and such.

As much as I hate to admit it, I am in total agreement. In my mid twenties, I must have procured about 20 professionals. It was just something to do after a night of drinking and gambling. I think it added to the degen "mystique". Irony is I never "ordered" an escort because I was hard up or depressed.