As we speak he's buying the most expensive lubricant at the local
Rexall
so, he can jerk off every time the Sens score tonight. The Ipod is set to play Carly Ray Jepson everytime Ottawa goes on the power play. He's a real lucky Gal tonight & is just bursting with enthusiasm. And why shouldn't he be? His beat up broken team is playing the worst team in history tonight. The Sens play the Chicago Cubs of the N.H.L. Only Charlotte Bobcat's fans bet on the Leafs.
How hard must it be to watch your hopes of a Stanley Cup fade away, game by game in the only season where you might have had a chance to win.
A shortened season.
Avoid a 7 - 8 game losing streak & avoid injury for a measly 48 game schedule & you might have a shot.
But not either of these two teams, and certainly not Toronto!
Good Luck tonight Leaf backers. You'll need it but, then again who cares.
You are able to cope with loss after subjecting yourself to this type of humiliation after 40 + years!
Rexall
so, he can jerk off every time the Sens score tonight. The Ipod is set to play Carly Ray Jepson everytime Ottawa goes on the power play. He's a real lucky Gal tonight & is just bursting with enthusiasm. And why shouldn't he be? His beat up broken team is playing the worst team in history tonight. The Sens play the Chicago Cubs of the N.H.L. Only Charlotte Bobcat's fans bet on the Leafs. How hard must it be to watch your hopes of a Stanley Cup fade away, game by game in the only season where you might have had a chance to win.
A shortened season.
Avoid a 7 - 8 game losing streak & avoid injury for a measly 48 game schedule & you might have a shot.
But not either of these two teams, and certainly not Toronto!
Good Luck tonight Leaf backers. You'll need it but, then again who cares.
You are able to cope with loss after subjecting yourself to this type of humiliation after 40 + years!



and he's lubing some dude to boot