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  • Jayvegas420
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-09-11
    • 28229

    #1
    Lunchbawks puts on his nicest dress for the game tonight
    As we speak he's buying the most expensive lubricant at the local Rexall so, he can jerk off every time the Sens score tonight. The Ipod is set to play Carly Ray Jepson everytime Ottawa goes on the power play. He's a real lucky Gal tonight & is just bursting with enthusiasm. And why shouldn't he be? His beat up broken team is playing the worst team in history tonight. The Sens play the Chicago Cubs of the N.H.L. Only Charlotte Bobcat's fans bet on the Leafs.
    How hard must it be to watch your hopes of a Stanley Cup fade away, game by game in the only season where you might have had a chance to win.
    A shortened season.
    Avoid a 7 - 8 game losing streak & avoid injury for a measly 48 game schedule & you might have a shot.
    But not either of these two teams, and certainly not Toronto!
    Good Luck tonight Leaf backers. You'll need it but, then again who cares.
    You are able to cope with loss after subjecting yourself to this type of humiliation after 40 + years!
  • High3rEl3m3nt
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-28-10
    • 8022

    #2
    Canadian humor?

    Seaweed, do you find this funny?
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    • Mikeyanks23
      SBR MVP
      • 11-30-10
      • 4517

      #3
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      • High3rEl3m3nt
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 09-28-10
        • 8022

        #4
        self-burial?

        I do not know half the stuff this guy is referencing and I bet Lunch doesn't either. Takes one to know one?
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        • frizzelli
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-06-10
          • 8916

          #5
          Originally posted by Jayvegas420
          As we speak he's buying the most expensive lubricant at the local Rexall so, he can jerk off every time the Sens score tonight. The Ipod is set to play Carly Ray Jepson everytime Ottawa goes on the power play. He's a real lucky Gal tonight & is just bursting with enthusiasm. And why shouldn't he be? His beat up broken team is playing the worst team in history tonight. The Sens play the Chicago Cubs of the N.H.L. Only Charlotte Bobcat's fans bet on the Leafs.
          How hard must it be to watch your hopes of a Stanley Cup fade away, game by game in the only season where you might have had a chance to win.
          A shortened season.
          Avoid a 7 - 8 game losing streak & avoid injury for a measly 48 game schedule & you might have a shot.
          But not either of these two teams, and certainly not Toronto!
          Good Luck tonight Leaf backers. You'll need it but, then again who cares.
          You are able to cope with loss after subjecting yourself to this type of humiliation after 40 + years!
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          • opie1988
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 09-12-10
            • 23429

            #6
            I love Carly Rae Jepson.
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            • Dirty Sanchez
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-01-10
              • 16031

              #7
              Gotta love guys who have discussions with themselves....only on SBR and he's lubing some dude to boot
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              • Jayvegas420
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 03-09-11
                • 28229

                #8
                Funny, even before I posted this I pegged Opie for a Beiber fan!
                Now Carly Ray?
                My God, likin' this guy more & more. (You left the Nug yet?)
                It's not a discussion with myself.
                I figured Lunch searches his name 55-65 times a day I thought he's check in, but I guess he's a mature adult who's above all this.
                Seriously though Ottawa might be the lock tonight & it may not be a Pauley Poker Lock on my part.
                I am deciding whether the Pick of the Night will be Sens or James Flight.
                Canadian humour!
                Element....If I'm not making fun of arabs or blacks I doubt you'd get the humour anyway!
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                • opie1988
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 09-12-10
                  • 23429

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Jayvegas420
                  Funny, even before I posted this I pegged Opie for a Beiber fan!
                  Now Carly Ray?
                  My God, likin' this guy more & more. (You left the Nug yet?)
                  It's not a discussion with myself.
                  I figured Lunch searches his name 55-65 times a day I thought he's check in, but I guess he's a mature adult who's above all this.
                  Seriously though Ottawa might be the lock tonight & it may not be a Pauley Poker Lock on my part.
                  I am deciding whether the Pick of the Night will be Sens or James Flight.
                  Canadian humour!
                  Element....If I'm not making fun of arabs or blacks I doubt you'd get the humour anyway!
                  Not a big Bieber fan. I honestly don't know a single song of his. My little girl loves "Call Me, Maybe" though, so it's tattooed on my brain for eternity.

                  Now if you had pegged me as a "One Direction" fan.....well, you'd be right again, pal. I'm forced to listen to their fukkin songs roughly about 23 times a day.
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                  • Jayvegas420
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 03-09-11
                    • 28229

                    #10
                    After the Pick with Palen, I can tell "you don't know you're beautiful?"
                    What's the lock of the night Opie.....
                    James FLIGHT or the Leafs?
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                    • Dirty Sanchez
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-01-10
                      • 16031

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Jayvegas420
                      After the Pick with Palen, I can tell "you don't know you're beautiful?"
                      What's the lock of the night Opie.....
                      James FLIGHT or the Leafs?
                      Dude you should be lucky if your hag looks anything like Palin in her late 40's
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                      • Jayvegas420
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 03-09-11
                        • 28229

                        #12
                        She's WAY outta my league!
                        Still gotta love luch's discresion !
                        LOL
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