Legendary quotes from a blackjack dealer the other night. Can't make this shit up.

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  • Albert Pujols
    SBR MVP
    • 06-01-10
    • 1670

    #1
    Legendary quotes from a blackjack dealer the other night. Can't make this shit up.
    Don the blackjack dealer at Paradice Riverboat Casino. Monday, Feb 4 2013. All between the hours of 10:30pm and 11:30pm

    "If you're losing at craps, you're playing wrong."
    "The vig doesn't matter."
    "The way that you overcome the vig is to bet both pass and don't pass. A 12 is the only thing that beats you, and how often does that happen?"
    "There are only 2 people that win at blackjack that come to this boat. I've dealt to everyone and know the 2 winners. They just get up $100 and are out the door."
    "80% of people that come into a casino are up at one point. They just don't leave when they are up"
    "Most people put the odds on the side of the house. They don't know how to play blackjack right"
    "I don't understand the math, I just know it works."
    "They way to win in a casino is to wait for the switch."
    "I used to deal craps but didn't like people yelling at me for screwing up the payoffs. I took myself off that game, but they beg me to deal it sometimes."
  • James D
    SBR MVP
    • 01-03-13
    • 2040

    #2
    The good news is he is on the paradise riverboat casino so there is zero chance I will ever have to sit at his table.
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    • The Giant
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 01-21-12
      • 21480

      #3
      Sounds like he has a firm grasp on things.
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      • daneblazer
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 09-14-08
        • 27862

        #4
        He probably posts a good bit on sbr
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        • InTheDrink
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 11-23-09
          • 23983

          #5
          who knew tt got a job as a dealer
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          • chipper
            SBR MVP
            • 01-07-10
            • 1994

            #6
            Interesting set of quotes...
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            • easyliving
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 06-25-12
              • 8876

              #7
              "the switch"?
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              • GUMMO77
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                • 08-23-10
                • 9294

                #8
                Originally posted by daneblazer
                He probably posts a good bit on sbr

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                • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-18-11
                  • 7537

                  #9
                  EZMoney (man I miss that kewl kat but I know he's off boning his new girl nonstop) posted this last year; it was made by one of his BJ dealer buds about typical things they hear from players... it's worth a look:

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                  • tto827
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 10-01-12
                    • 9078

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                    EZMoney (man I miss that kewl kat but I know he's off boning his new girl nonstop) posted this last year; it was made by one of his BJ dealer buds about typical things they hear from players... it's worth a look:

                    Can't put enough in here to do it justice.
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                    • playersonly69
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 01-04-08
                      • 12827

                      #11
                      Well dealers are NOT known to be the sharpest tool in the toolbox anyway
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                      • Marigold HD
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-03-07
                        • 5053

                        #12
                        Seems to be an attention whore.
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                        • Jeffie
                          SBR MVP
                          • 04-06-12
                          • 3428

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                          EZMoney (man I miss that kewl kat but I know he's off boning his new girl nonstop) posted this last year; it was made by one of his BJ dealer buds about typical things they hear from players... it's worth a look:

                          "Your first card is a 10 do you wanna split again?"
                          "No are you crazy i have 20 why would i do that?"
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