Who has tried a colon cleanse?

[CaneDawg]

I have.

They Work.

fiveteamer...unreal

[Salcas]

I have and didn't work...scam IMO

[gm2022]

Ive done something like that!

[SlickFazzer]

Thought about trying one. Good for the health they say, plus if it also stimulates the prostate right, you blow your wad which is always a plus.

[mmike032]

have no need, my colon cleans itself at least 4 times a day

[SlickFazzer]

have no need, my colon cleans itself at least 4 times a day

You take 4 shits a day mmike?

[SlickFazzer]

I tell my GF she needs at least 3 colon clenses from me a week, yet she is often not interested.

[mmike032]

You take 4 shits a day mmike?

sometimes more, I think I have Crohns disease or something.

[SBR_John]

I'd lean toward the scam myself. For sure you dont need to pay for that crap they advertise on TV. GNC sells a 21 day program for $30. I do have a cup of dieters tea everyday and I think that has helped with my diet/ weight loss.

[pimike]

My step son was trying to get me to do that. He says its the only way to clean the colon. Sounds weird to me.

[mmike032]

Rogue Juror will clean anyone colon for free , just ask

[wtf]

i think rogue charges for that service according to jj.

i read that cleaning the colon depletes the body of required nutrients.

[VegasDave]

It is dangerous...

Also cleanses away the "good" bacteria in your intestines that help break down the waste and keep you from getting sick.

Eat a healthy diet with fiber and your colon will take care of itself.

[RogueJuror]

Rogue Juror will clean anyone colon for free , just ask

huh? me?

wtf you talking about mike

[VegasDave]

RJ, come in chat man, you and me are the only ones up at this hour

[RogueJuror]

im there

[CaneDawg]

www.oxypowder.com

this one works

but take 6 caps instead of 4

[robmpink]

Ask your dr. and see what they say. Most likely 99.9% of them will say to stay away.

[slacker00]

It is dangerous...

Also cleanses away the "good" bacteria in your intestines that help break down the waste and keep you from getting sick.

Eat a healthy diet with fiber and your colon will take care of itself.

Exactly. Let nature do what nature does. Eat the right foods and there should be no colon problems anyway.

[mmike032]

huh? me?

wtf you talking about mike

sorry, meant rogue scholar or whatever his name is
the rogues got me mixed up

[SlickFazzer]

If you move 12 inches of bowel a day, your colon should be doing well.

[mmike032]

If you move 12 inches of bowel a day, your colon should be doing well.

what if it comes out in bits and pieces.
hard to measure that way, already dropped 1/2LB today.
bout time for another one

[SlickFazzer]

what if it comes out in bits and pieces.
hard to measure that way, already dropped 1/2LB today.
bout time for another one

If your diet has enough fiber and hydration, the stool should come out S-shaped and have an "earthy" smell, not a foul odor like many terds are.

12 inches total. It could be a couple of 6 inchers, maybe three 4 inchers, and some are even capable of producing the always pleasurable 12 inch log.

Best of luck on the toilet,
Slick.

[mmike032]

If your diet has enough fiber and hydration, the stool should come out S-shaped and have an "earthy" smell, not a foul odor like many terds are.

12 inches total. It could be a couple of 6 inchers, maybe three 4 inchers, and some are even capable of producing the always pleasurable 12 inch log.

Best of luck on the toilet,
Slick.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

These seem to be the best colon cleansers on the market: http://coloncleanseresults.com/

[ritehook]

I have. Started back in the late '70s, when dating a young lady who was a colonic therapist. You should do a week to 10 day prep with herbs, bentonite, and psyillium husks.

You will not believe what will come out, don't care if you sh1t 10 times a day. And how great you feel - at least until you again start gobbling down the sh1t they sell at MIckey Ds.

Best if you do a fast while taking the herbs and husks. But not totally necessary. I did th first time, it was easy. Because around age 15, my sister, who was thein into yoga, dared me totry to go without eating solids for a week. I did. (She had me swear on a Bilble that I hadnt't cheated. I hadn't, but not due to the Bible - by age 13 I'd realized that that old book was just a tribal record of a certain people at a certain time. Stopping the sun in the skies - those old dudes didn't know then that the earth revolves around the sun, not the reverse. It ain't divinely inspired.)

I'll detail exactly how you should do a cleanse, to get what will look like TIRE RUBBER out of your large intestine, and "popcorn" (lymph waste) out of the small intenstine.

Not now tho, watching Fla/Alabama, then Mizzou/Okla, then I gotta take the gf (not the colonic gal!) out to eat. Manana.

Btw, when i finished my first cleanse 30 years ago I friend I was relating the details to quipped: "Well, your girlfirend is telling people you're the first guy she ever met who isn't completely full of sh1t."

[Robyn]