Kwame Harris charged with assaulting "boyfriend... over soy sauce and underwear"

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  • Bluehorseshoe
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-13-06
    • 15006

    #1
    Kwame Harris charged with assaulting "boyfriend... over soy sauce and underwear"
    Kwame Harris is due in court today on charges he "assaulted his former boyfriend at a Menlo Park restaurant during an argument over soy sauce and underwear.", According to the report.

    The former 49er and Raiders offensive lineman is charged with felony counts of domestic violence causing great bodily injury and assault with force likely to produce great bodily injury in an the alleged incident which occurred Aug. 21 of last year.

    The alleged victim, Dimitri Geier, is also suing Harris for assault, battery, false imprisonment, negligence and both intentional and negligent infliction of emotional distress.

    The suit claims Harris and Geier had been in a romantic relationship. Harris was to drive Geier to the airport but instead became upset when the two of them were at a Chinese restaurant and he poured soy sauce on a plate of rice.

    Harris became angry and told Geier he would no longer take him to the airport. As the men left to remove Geier's belongings from Harris' car so that he could instead take a cab, Harris tried pulling the other man's pants down and accused him of stealing his underwear, according to the suit.

    Geier claims he attempted to push Harris away but being that Harris was a good deal larger than him, he couldn't do it so he hit Harris three times in the face but Harris "seemed only to grow more agitated" and punched him in the face several times until he fell to the ground.

    Geier was taken to the emergency room and surgery was needed to repair broken orbital bones and required a metal plate to repair the damage.

    Harris' through his lawyer is pleading not guilty to all charges and states self-defense due to Geier throwing the first punch. The charges stem from Geier being the one severely injured in the altercation.

    Harris was originally a first round pick by the 49ers (pick 26) out of Stanford. He spent his entire football career in the Bay Area. After his five year rookie contract was up, he was signed by the Raiders in 2008. He struggled at left tackle for the Raiders that season and was eventually benched in favor of Mario Henderson. That was his one and only season with the Raiders and his last in the NFL.
  • MUHerd37
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 10-23-09
    • 12816

    #2
    WTF? Is this serious?
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    • DiggityDaggityDo
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-30-08
      • 81450

      #3
      Tee Hee

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      • stevek173
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 03-29-08
        • 27598

        #4
        I'd like to see these two on the Niners' sideline. I think it'd be a good PR move for the league.
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        • CarpeDime
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-01-09
          • 7873

          #5
          guy must have been ROCK FUKIN HARD every fukin play

          probably defensive guys knew his deal and probably didnt want him copping free feels on every play so probably was a HUGE advantage to him as a blocker, and just in case they forgot he probably rubbed his bonar on them when the ball was dead so they wouldnt come at him on the snap
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          • CarpeDime
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-01-09
            • 7873

            #6
            my man probably rocked a fukin tree trunk 15 incher when fully erect

            must have been terrifying out there on the field for the run defenders
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            • Bluehorseshoe
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 07-13-06
              • 15006

              #7
              Originally posted by CarpeDime
              my man probably rocked a fukin tree trunk 15 incher when fully erect

              must have been terrifying out there on the field for the run defenders
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              • flyingillini
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 12-06-06
                • 41219

                #8
                💪❤😜
                המוסד‎
                המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                • El Nino
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-03-12
                  • 18426

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CarpeDime
                  guy must have been ROCK FUKIN HARD every fukin play

                  probably defensive guys knew his deal and probably didnt want him copping free feels on every play so probably was a HUGE advantage to him as a blocker, and just in case they forgot he probably rubbed his bonar on them when the ball was dead so they wouldnt come at him on the snap
                  Only you, Loshak, you fukK!
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                  • Big Bear
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-01-11
                    • 43253

                    #10
                    whats going on this thread wow
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                    • bobby heenan
                      SBR MVP
                      • 03-20-09
                      • 4120

                      #11
                      Originally posted by El Nino
                      Only you, Loshak, you fukK!
                      only in a homoerotic fantasy....in the real nfl theyd be trying to take his dick, knees, or anything off....only in this forum would someone try to act as if someone would have been terrified of a homo OT...even if only in jest
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                      • stevek173
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 03-29-08
                        • 27598

                        #12
                        Can you imagine the dialogue though:

                        "That's too much soy sauce give me you're fokking underwear!"
                        "You'll have to rip it off me if you want it!"
                        "Fine!"
                        "FINE!"

                        Next stop, the police station.

                        Extra portion of rice for $1.49. Try it.
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                        • James D
                          SBR MVP
                          • 01-03-13
                          • 2040

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe

                          Geier claims he attempted to push Harris away but being that Harris was a good deal larger than him, he couldn't do it so he hit Harris three times in the face but Harris "seemed only to grow more agitated" and punched him in the face several times until he fell to the ground.

                          .

                          My favorite part. You punched him 3 times in the face and he "seemed" to grow more agitated? Wouldn't you get more agitated????
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                          • Jonah
                            SBR MVP
                            • 10-21-09
                            • 4042

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe
                            Harris tried pulling the other man's pants down and accused him of stealing his underwear, according to the suit.
                            Must have played under Singletary
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