Well Boy's I'm Back at it after a life changing week... (very long but awesome read)

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  • Catchn_Picks
    SBR MVP
    • 09-02-11
    • 2984

    #141
    great story...fun to read...balt ml..wow
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    • Yotone
      SBR Hustler
      • 12-11-12
      • 59

      #142
      if that was me, my final sentence would of been, "and then i decided to put it all on black and lost it all"
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      • Kyle_Fitta
        SBR High Roller
        • 11-09-12
        • 112

        #143
        I tried reading the story; however, the grammar was so abysmally bad that I just couldn't force myself to do so anymore. I read other people's post and from what I've gathered it seems as if the OP made up a story about winning a ton of money. Perhaps the OP is trying to do his best Te'o impersonation?
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        • easyliving
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 06-25-12
          • 8876

          #144
          stopped reading after It took myself 25 mins of convincing myself before i did it I put $5400 on the Ravens ML at +275 leaving me with around 500 cash if i lose

          this is where you lost me. If your betting that much your taking the spread everytime, it was a creative story though also good point seaweeed didn't notice that
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          • eroger92
            SBR High Roller
            • 01-19-11
            • 109

            #145
            Its around 2 pm on sunday and Im looking at the football games I decide to jump on the OVER in the sanfran game for 1K with the intentions of betting whatever money i have left after this game all on the pats/ravens game

            I win again and now have 6K

            I go to the window with every intention of betting the Ravens point spread when it finally hits me... be a man and bet the moneyline

            It took myself 25 mins of convincing myself before i did it I put $5400 on the Ravens ML at +275 leaving me with around 500 cash if i lose I still had an awesome weekend in vegas and still made money after flight and food

            1)Game starts at 12
            2)SF game ends about 10 minutes before start time of Balt game. You didn't have 25 minutes to think about the bet.

            Screen shot your flight info, hotel info. You guys should check out this guy's other threads linked by someone else here. He is a big story teller. NO WAY this is true. You are a loser BUD.
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            • RedSox88
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 01-18-11
              • 912

              #146
              U mad eroger?

              Are you upset because my life is better than yours?

              Are you jealous?

              God it feels good to be me right now

              Life is good fellas.... told my story this thread can be closed or forgotten whenever just had to tell ya peeps what went down

              Also Miami FL looking VERY good right now
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              • CanuckG
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 12-23-10
                • 21978

                #147
                who wouldnt take a pic of the 20k ticket
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                • Bcatswin
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 12-21-10
                  • 13931

                  #148
                  Canes
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                  • RedSox88
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 01-18-11
                    • 912

                    #149
                    miami looking amazing boys this owuld be 7 in a row lets get it
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                    • Chili_Powder
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 12-22-11
                      • 824

                      #150
                      RedSox88 = PaulyPoker same gay, inmature, defensive writing style
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                      • Shafted69
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 07-04-08
                        • 6412

                        #151
                        Originally posted by Chili_Powder
                        RedSox88 = PaulyPoker same gay, inmature, defensive writing style



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                        • LowRollin
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 02-29-12
                          • 467

                          #152
                          hilariously I got fukked on that st. marys 3 and its been a losing streak since then
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                          • Deol
                            SBR MVP
                            • 09-01-11
                            • 1340

                            #153
                            A Real gambler would of taken pics of the ticket, your story is nothing more than that, a story. You`re truly pathetic for making up a story and posting it on a internet forum full of a bunch of randoms, my god, go to school, get an education, do something useful with your life.
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                            • rosco1131
                              SBR Rookie
                              • 01-08-13
                              • 32

                              #154
                              Haven't dealt with Podziewski yet. Interviewed for the Indy office. Pretty small office but I really love the atmosphere there. Everyone seems to legitimately enjoy their jobs and it seems like a great place to work.
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                              • Jeffie
                                SBR MVP
                                • 04-06-12
                                • 3428

                                #155
                                Originally posted by NittanyLionsFan
                                The best part about these threads is these losers that ask for screenshots or proof of plays. Why do you even care? Just because 90% of you are betting $100 or less per game, some people DO actually bet more than you. And even if they are lying, why do you care?
                                Your clueless, this guy asked for a screen shot from someone else awhile back. But were crazy for asking for one?
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                                • Scrappy Do
                                  SBR Sharp
                                  • 09-11-11
                                  • 280

                                  #156
                                  Originally posted by Deol
                                  A Real gambler would of taken pics of the ticket, your story is nothing more than that, a story. You`re truly pathetic for making up a story and posting it on a internet forum full of a bunch of randoms, my god, go to school, get an education, do something useful with your life.
                                  A real gambler would not have bragged, and you can be damn sure if he did, he would of had multi pics. I am a fisherman, and I do it damn well. I promise you when I catch nice fish, I take pics and post them.
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                                  • El Nino
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 05-03-12
                                    • 18426

                                    #157
                                    Originally posted by King Mayan
                                    Oh yeah...

                                    Well I'm an IRS auditor..

                                    You're fukked now, you cross eyed motherfukker.
                                    Mayan may blow out this guy's colon.

                                    Enjoy paying tax on $22,500. Hope you scrounged for lots of losers, pal.
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                                    • RedSox88
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 01-18-11
                                      • 912

                                      #158
                                      MIAMI WINS BOYS JUST CRUSHING IT LATLEY GONNA BE A SQUARE AND HOP ON OKC FOR A LITTLE
                                      wouldn't advise following im bound to lose one of these

                                      and rosco it is a great place to work. Just get ready to work 60 hour weeks your first 2 years and especially around January to April 15th

                                      awesome place tho and great pay
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                                      • tenbas
                                        SBR Sharp
                                        • 05-19-10
                                        • 430

                                        #159
                                        What's wrong with you, take the money and run, man.

                                        You will probably never get so lucky again in your life. This forum, casinos and everything else related to gambling - they live because people can't stop. And when you stop I will consider you a winner. Don't burn it all, good luck.
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                                        • SBRMAN23
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 01-07-11
                                          • 6906

                                          #160
                                          nice run man im hoping for one of them sometime soon i cant stand getting phone calls from that annoying BITCH name Sallie Mae fukk
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                                          • MrXYZ
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 02-18-11
                                            • 2342

                                            #161
                                            Originally posted by tenbas
                                            What's wrong with you, take the money and run, man.

                                            You will probably never get so lucky again in your life. This forum, casinos and everything else related to gambling - they live because people can't stop. And when you stop I will consider you a winner. Don't burn it all, good luck.
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                                            • Jotoole0821
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 01-23-13
                                              • 857

                                              #162
                                              this was the greatest story i ever read. true or not true it was awesome. if its true, then you just lived every gamblers dream. if its not, then you are a great story teller that should work for readers digest
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                                              • notsosharp
                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                • 10-25-10
                                                • 799

                                                #163
                                                Hey buddy great story and all

                                                But I always thought you only have to pay taxes on anything that pays 599 to 1 and up.

                                                You played a 5 dollar slot and won 2250

                                                Little confused
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                                                • Scrappy Do
                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                  • 09-11-11
                                                  • 280

                                                  #164
                                                  Originally posted by notsosharp
                                                  Hey buddy great story and all

                                                  But I always thought you only have to pay taxes on anything that pays 599 to 1 and up.

                                                  You played a 5 dollar slot and won 2250

                                                  Little confused
                                                  Well here if it clocks 1k you sign Lottery over 500 the same, they auto take. No choice.
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                                                  • JayLA
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 09-11-12
                                                    • 7806

                                                    #165
                                                    This guy's full of shit. Come on...lol at the very least, he's on a run and inflates his numbers.
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                                                    • Seaweed
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 01-19-12
                                                      • 26320

                                                      #166
                                                      Originally posted by JayLA
                                                      This guy's full of shit. Come on...lol at the very least best, he's on a run and inflates his numbers.
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                                                      • lonegambler
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 01-15-09
                                                        • 2151

                                                        #167
                                                        Originally posted by RedSox88
                                                        What's up guys,

                                                        Been a member here for a while

                                                        Some of you love me some of you hate me but fact is I'm back so deal with it.

                                                        Had to tell someone about my epic week so I figure I would start with telling it here.

                                                        For those of you who don't believe me or who are going to trash this thread with garbage just know that I don't care and all negative comments will be ignored, stop being haters.

                                                        Anyways, heres how it all started......

                                                        As some of you know I play at BetUS, now I know people HATE this site but the fact remains my payouts to my DC are withing 36 hours and they never stiffed me for 3.5 years so i'm sticking with them.

                                                        It all started Wednesday night when I deposited $150 in hopes of betting the Saint Marys college game i THOUGHT started at 11:30.

                                                        It actually started at 11 so i bet the in game llive ML on Saint Marys for $150.. what was the line you ask??

                                                        Well they were losing 22-4 and the ML was +800 and I bet the full $150

                                                        Down 2 with 2 seconds left Delavadova hits a half court three to win 70-69

                                                        So i quickly go from $150 to $1350 on the miracle 3 pointer.

                                                        From there I made two bets for the following Thursday, $675 on USC point spread and $675 on Gonzaga PS and BINK I win both

                                                        Now my account is somewhere around $2575

                                                        At this point I know my buddy is going to vegas on Friday afternoon until Monday to bet some games. I call Him around 11 PM midnight and tell Him ill be on a seperate flight but in vegas by Saturday.

                                                        Cash out the full balance Friday morning at 9AM sharp and it leaves my account by 1Pm and in my checking by Saturday at 11AM Landed vegas around 5PM vegas time with $2000 cash in my pocket and the intenttions of leaving with stacks or with nothing.

                                                        Reason I didnt bring the full 2575 is because the withdrawl fees brought me down to around 2520 and then the flight also ate up some of that so i figured if i go broke with the 2K at least this entire trip will cost me the original $150 i put into my betus account.

                                                        So here's where it gets good.....

                                                        I get to my buddys room by 6 and downstairs in ceasars by 630 heading for the sports book at Aria....

                                                        Finally get there with my 2K and fire off a $1100 on UNDER 194.5 in the clippers wizards game and BINK winner winner

                                                        I'm now sitting with 3K cash and the next morning wake up with around $2750 (random blackjack and drinks ate up 250)

                                                        So big deal right what's life changing about a couple grand well heres what happened next

                                                        I sit at a $5 slot machine and put in $100 on around my 4th pull I hit for 2250 and the degenerate i am tell them not to take any taxes gave a 50 Tip and now im right around $5K

                                                        Its around 2 pm on sunday and Im looking at the football games I decide to jump on the OVER in the sanfran game for 1K with the intentions of betting whatever money i have left after this game all on the pats/ravens game

                                                        I win again and now have 6K

                                                        I go to the window with every intention of betting the Ravens point spread when it finally hits me... be a man and bet the moneyline

                                                        It took myself 25 mins of convincing myself before i did it I put $5400 on the Ravens ML at +275 leaving me with around 500 cash if i lose I still had an awesome weekend in vegas and still made money after flight and food

                                                        so the ticket was 5400 to win 14850

                                                        I win again im not holding onto a piece of paper worth over 20 thousand dollars from my original betus deposit of $150

                                                        God damnit i love sports betting.

                                                        Took a red eye last night to get home after a long debate on what to do with the cash, declare it or sneak it..

                                                        I shoved it in a semi hidden zipper in my backpack no one saw anything I'm now back at my poker table in my house as I types this with $100's everywhere.

                                                        It's bank time tomorrow and back on the sports betting


                                                        If anyone actually read all of that I appreciate it

                                                        First reponder gets all my points think its like 45

                                                        Thanks again

                                                        I love life
                                                        GREAT STORY!!! HAPPY FOR U!!! i won on dellavadova 3 too, but nothing like that!! AWESOME!!!! KEEP IT UP!
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                                                        • Mac4Lyfe
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 01-04-09
                                                          • 48806

                                                          #168
                                                          It's been at least 15 years but I use to be a large bettor in casinos all over the country and the Caribbean. One thing I noticed back then (could be different today) was that almost every casino had different reporting rules. Table games, slots, sports betting, etc., very little consistency. I had to report a $350 slot winning once but didn't have to report a $42k blackjack hit. Go figure. I've tried splitting up tickets at certain casinos and still got reported while it worked at others. It also seemed as if I got reported less if I used markers on an setup account. IRS reporting rules is not the same as casino rules. Same thing for banks. I've had accounts at banks that would report certain transactions and others that didn't give a dam. For gambling, if you are reported just make sure you get a record of your losses. It's actually pretty easy to show a loss in the end. If you're traveling international, just declare if you have $10k or more. It will probably get reported to the IRS but that doesn't mean you have to report it on your tax return. There's a few things you can do ahead of time if you don't want to declare (get a foreign bank account, convert cash into jewelry, purchase real estate, etc.) and one thing you can do before you walk up (split it up with a few friends) but if you show up at customs with more than $10k, you better declare it.

                                                          I don't get why people at SBR are so skeptical. Who gives a shit if his story is true or not? Either way it will not put any more money in your pocket. I basically lived in casino's back in the day and I saw shit like that every weekend. For every hundred losers you would see someone going big. If you talk to people you will hear a lot of the same rags to almost riches story. Guy down to his last $100 wins $20k. Girl pops in a penny slot on her way to the airport and comes up large. Folks have been hitting long shots since the beginning of betting. It happens. The crazy, ridiculous winners are what brings the losers out of the wood works.

                                                          I love seeing and hearing about winners. It makes me feel confident that I'm right behind them. Winning is contagious. So is losing. Why not give Redsox the benefit of the doubt instead of inundating yourself with negativity? It takes a lot less energy being positive. Hating is hard work and leaves your mind clouded in doubt. "I've never seen a winner that didn't expect to win"... And "I've never seen a loser that didn't expect to lose".
                                                          Congrats Redsox on your run. If you did it, I can do it. I'll see you at the cashier window.

                                                          Originally posted by ChalkyDog
                                                          Can't say I have a ton of experience with $10K+ tickets. However, the little I do have experience with, is that cashing anything $10K or over is reportable. Whether they do it or not is another issue.

                                                          A "friend" of mine use to beard for guys in Vegas for a bit, and I know for a fact that they required the payout on each individual ticket never exceed $7,500. Now that number was arbitrary - but it was setup to avoid the IRS issues.

                                                          Point being, if you're big time - it is something to be concerned with.

                                                          This guy, who is on the run of his life, probably does not have to worry about it too much. However, for future reference - claim ignorance. Willfully deciding not to file is bad news.
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                                                          • GamblerSpirit
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 11-18-11
                                                            • 4085

                                                            #169
                                                            Redsox88, how's the girlfriend? Did you end up buying the engagement ring you were talking about? Nice fortune, keep it up!
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                                                            • hmichaelt
                                                              SBR Rookie
                                                              • 01-05-13
                                                              • 27

                                                              #170
                                                              op u know u done ****** up rite?
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                                                              • GunShard
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 03-05-10
                                                                • 10033

                                                                #171
                                                                Nice win.

                                                                When you placed your money on the hotel floor, put your user name written on a piece of paper with your money to confirm its you.

                                                                Take your 14k and stop gambling with it, start over at $150.
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                                                                • Mens et Manus
                                                                  SBR High Roller
                                                                  • 01-16-13
                                                                  • 128

                                                                  #172
                                                                  Where is the part about hookers and blow? The story doesn't make sense to me because if you won all that money, you would definitely treat yourself to some high class escort. LOL, well I would at least.

                                                                  First trip to Vegas I went with $800. By the 3rd night I had $4,000, by the 5th night I had $25, not even cash, I kept one green and told myself I am leaving with something. I did pay $500 for an amazing DD blonde hooker I met at the Wynn. Was worth it. It's not a real Vegas trip unless you come home broke and sexed.
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                                                                  • miczz14
                                                                    SBR High Roller
                                                                    • 01-22-13
                                                                    • 146

                                                                    #173
                                                                    tnx for the story really fun to read
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