I think that a lot of these chicks are like boxers, i.e. they let themselves go and balloon up between big events. These people have access to world-class dietitians/pharmacists/trainers who can get them back in stellar shape in a couple of weeks.
NHL's Avery suspended over "Sloppy Seconds" comment.
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Matt RainSBR Hall of Famer
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#36Comment -
Matt RainSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-13-07
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#37The world needs a Blu-Ray version of The Girl Next Door. I might start a petition.
Oh and fuck Sean Avery.Comment -
fiveteamerSBR Posting Legend
- 04-14-08
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#38Mudcat, don't kid yourself. You would eat chilli out of her ass.Comment -
fiveteamerSBR Posting Legend
- 04-14-08
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#39Am I the only one here who likes Sean Avery?
He's boss.Comment -
Matt RainSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-13-07
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#40His on-ice stuff is pretty funny but his interviews makes me wanna go Chuck Norris on him.Comment -
BreadSBR Posting Legend
- 03-16-08
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#41No clue who he is. But I like William Avery, Avery Johnson, Tex Avery and Avery office supplies!Comment -
fiveteamerSBR Posting Legend
- 04-14-08
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#42Matt Rain, I don't like robots.
Most hockey players are robots. Crosby is maybe the worst. He's been coached on what to say since he was about 12, and it shows.
It is nice to have a guy say something that is actually on his mind or a bit off the cuff.Comment -
MudcatRestricted User
- 07-21-05
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#43
If she gets it back together, yes. I would eat the butt-chili and consider it the luckiest day of my life.
I flipped through that YouTube that Matt posted and there is some world class stuff in there.
But what I saw the other day? No. She was just an average looking girl. She wasn't as hot as my current ****-buddy. I kid you not.Comment -
Matt RainSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-13-07
- 5001
#44
I don't mind Avery the hockey player, but his God complex needs to be bitchslapped out of him. The way he approached the reporters to make that sole comment was particularly classless, IMO:
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DadSBR Posting Legend
- 11-26-08
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#45Two games for almost killing the Bruins’ Bergeron. But talking, whoa!
I never knew that professional ice hockey players were expected to be gentlemen.Comment -
fiveteamerSBR Posting Legend
- 04-14-08
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#46Suspensions in the NHL have never made any sense.
Different set of rules for different players.
This is par for the course.Comment -
soniSBR Wise Guy
- 01-21-08
- 860
#47that wasn't natural what he said!
seems like he planned whole day what to say.
cuthbert ain't the best out there, but she's not bad! compared to him she's a fukin hot bitch. someone should get that avery off the nhl asap and he's fukin ugly tooComment -
DadSBR Posting Legend
- 11-26-08
- 23245
#48
Tie Domi, a notorious goon, is an incredibly nice guy off-ice and is involved with various charitaties.Comment -
soniSBR Wise Guy
- 01-21-08
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#49if that interview went on TV, then he should be 'at least suspended' if not shut off the nhl, he's a fukin disgrace, i dunno how cuthbert even hook up with himComment -
DadSBR Posting Legend
- 11-26-08
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#50Who knew someone stole the only pair of balls the NHL had?Comment -
fiveteamerSBR Posting Legend
- 04-14-08
- 10805
#51The NHL is run by a jew lawyer from New York, what do you expect.Comment -
tyler36SBR Sharp
- 02-25-08
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#52I for one think that Avery is hilarious, Phaneuf is just a douche bag that has his sloppy seconds!!! hahaha funny ass shitComment -
tyler36SBR Sharp
- 02-25-08
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#53And I agree he gets suspended for saying that but yet guys getting hit from behind, missing half the season, or in Bergerons case the majority of the season, and the most they get is 2-5 games, with 5 being the most extreme, just ludicrousComment -
Matt RainSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-13-07
- 5001
#54Again, he did not get suspended for saying that, just like you don't lose your driving license for running a single red light.
Consider it a Lifetime Achievement Award of sorts. Proud moment for him and his family.Comment -
fiveteamerSBR Posting Legend
- 04-14-08
- 10805
#56What anti semitism?
1. He's a jew.
2. He's a lawyer.
3. He's from New York.
Now had I said "He's a dirty cunt bagel dog jew prick mother****er lawyer from Jew York" THEN you can claim antisemitism.Comment -
Matt RainSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-13-07
- 5001
#57"fiveteamer is a Taco Bell employee." Fact.
"fiveteamer is a Taco Bell employee, what do you expect?" Insult directed towards fiveteamer and Taco Bell employees as a whole.
See the difference?Comment -
fiveteamerSBR Posting Legend
- 04-14-08
- 10805
#58LOLZ, Matty, how many matzah balls a week do you eat.Comment -
Matt RainSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-13-07
- 5001
#59Closest thing to Jewish food I ever had were jujubes. The red foot-shaped ones.
As a universally-hated French Canadian, I guess I've developed a reflex to defend minorities, whatever they are.
Left-handed midgets unite.Comment -
fiveteamerSBR Posting Legend
- 04-14-08
- 10805
#60LOL @ Jews being a minoirty.
What planet do you live on?Comment -
ryanXL977SBR Posting Legend
- 02-24-08
- 20615
#62who cares if he said that
****ing lame
its not even offensiveComment -
mebaranSBR MVP
- 09-16-09
- 1540
#63Bottom line to me is that NHL's management is horrible. For how cool of a sport it is, it should have a way bigger fan base than it does. I'll give them the Winter Classic, but other than that, there is no good marketing. If the commissioner is worried about the NHL's image over a stupid comment like that, he should just take a look at the NBA or NCCA..people are getting fined and expelled for gun possession, not comments about ex-gfs. I rest my case..Comment -
TCarvSBR Wise Guy
- 01-03-10
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#64hilariousComment -
TheSchafeSBR MVP
- 12-29-09
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#65*Thinks it's hilarious that this was bumped from 2008*Comment
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