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  • l7ustin
    SBR MVP
    • 10-09-08
    • 3914

    #1
    I gave blood today for first time
    I am guessing 90% of you degenerates could not do it.

    I had to fill out a 100 question survey mostly about my sexual history. I didnt know they were so intrusive I mean holy shit, they asked me like 9 times if I ever had sex with a dude.

    I am guessing they don't allow homosexual men to donate blood?

    Seems illegal to me...

    Asked like 3 times if I ever had been paid for sex or if I had ever paid for sex.

    I got a free t shirt and the chick that did the survey thing was smoking hot.
  • dwaechte
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-27-07
    • 5481

    #2


    I'm scared to shit of needles, would never be able to do it, even though that makes me a pretty awful person.
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    • yisman
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-01-08
      • 75682

      #3
      I donate every few months. Now that I've started donating platelets, I do it even more often.

      I don't get a free t-shirt or smoking hot chicks, though.
      [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
      [/quote]

      [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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      • l7ustin
        SBR MVP
        • 10-09-08
        • 3914

        #4
        I always said I was going to sell Plasma for $40 but I never actually did it...

        Someone told me it took a long time and it weakened your immune system- still would do it for $40.
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        • yisman
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-01-08
          • 75682

          #5
          I do platelets and double red blood cell.
          [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
          [/quote]

          [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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          • Mudcat
            Restricted User
            • 07-21-05
            • 9287

            #6
            I am somewhat embarrassed to say, I am too queasy about blood to do this. But I have full respect and appreciation for people who do.
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            • fiveteamer
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-14-08
              • 10805

              #7
              f'k that. It's my blood.

              Get cha own, ninja.
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              • AMBlai01
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 09-16-08
                • 5882

                #8
                I used to do it every few months but haven't done it in about a year and a half. I think will go do it soon...thanks for the reminder that its been a while.

                Giving blood is an easy way to help save some lives without doing a lot on your end. I think its a great thing to do!
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                • Kargo
                  SBR High Roller
                  • 10-29-08
                  • 126

                  #9
                  I heard if you have very old tatoos you're not allowed to donate blood, is that true ?
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #10
                    Nice going

                    More people need to donate
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                    • L2Gunz
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-23-08
                      • 2199

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Kargo
                      I heard if you have very old tatoos you're not allowed to donate blood, is that true ?
                      Not true...however thats my problem w/ giving blood..if you get a tattoo I believe you cant give blood for like 6-8 months after receiving the tattoo. I get a new tattoo every 6-12 months so giving blood is not an option for me. I have done it before...i like the cookies and orange juice at the end.
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                      • compaqDikk
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 10-08-05
                        • 5699

                        #12
                        what poster on this forum has not paid for sex? only about 5% of posters here can realistically donate unless they lie on their app
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                        • Kargo
                          SBR High Roller
                          • 10-29-08
                          • 126

                          #13
                          That application sounds like my typical college tests, most of the answers would be wrong !!! lol
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                          • Shark79
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-19-07
                            • 11211

                            #14
                            Congrats l7ustin.

                            I do this once a month.

                            Once you fill out that paperwork first time, if you continue going they will not ask you to fill it out again.
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                            • Tchocky
                              SBR MVP
                              • 02-14-06
                              • 2371

                              #15
                              I can't remember the last time I donated blood. I have no problem with needles or the sight of blood. Try donating some bone marrow. They stick a long needle in your lower back. I'll take a cock in my ass before I do that again. 100 question survey? Sounds like a real hassle. I guess they have to protect themselves. Are there still places where they will pay for your blood? How much do they pay?
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                              • fiveteamer
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 04-14-08
                                • 10805

                                #16
                                Giving blood is a scam.

                                In Ontario we have a thing called the "Sunshine List".

                                Any public employee making over 100k a year gets their name printed up in this thing.

                                The amount of guys making over 100k for the Canadian Blood Services is staggering.
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                                • seaborneq
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 09-08-06
                                  • 22556

                                  #17
                                  I did it about six months ago. I do it more often now since our world and nation has been under seige with so many natural disasters. I would be glad if most of us would do this kind gesture. Even those who possess racist, bigoted, predjudiced views, your blood can be used, and it will help save someone you hate life.
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                                  • Bread
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 03-16-08
                                    • 23726

                                    #18
                                    BJ Penn loves the taste of blood.

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                                    • yisman
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-01-08
                                      • 75682

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Shark79
                                      Congrats l7ustin.

                                      I do this once a month.

                                      Once you fill out that paperwork first time, if you continue going they will not ask you to fill it out again.
                                      nah, I'm like an executive platinum donor in NYC and I have to go through the sheet each time. I guess they want to make sure I haven't had gay sex, paid for a whore, or traveled to Ethiopia since my last donation a few months ago.
                                      [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                      [/quote]

                                      [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                      • compaqDikk
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 10-08-05
                                        • 5699

                                        #20
                                        yisman i paid for a whore. cannot donate?
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                                        • yisman
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-01-08
                                          • 75682

                                          #21
                                          one of the questions is whether you've paid for sex.
                                          [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                          [/quote]

                                          [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                          • MoneySportsGuy
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 12-09-07
                                            • 4891

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by yisman
                                            I donate every few months. Now that I've started donating platelets, I do it even more often.

                                            I don't get a free t-shirt or smoking hot chicks, though.

                                            dont you get paid for that? I remember girl I knew in college do something like every 2 weeks she got like $40 or something
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                                            • MoneySportsGuy
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 12-09-07
                                              • 4891

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                              Nice going

                                              More people need to donate

                                              I agree donate blood people if you can and healthy its great to do that
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                                              • yisman
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 09-01-08
                                                • 75682

                                                #24
                                                not paid, but they recently started a program where you can get a prize if you donate often enough.

                                                They don't pay because they don't want homeless people or whatever.

                                                Originally posted by MoneySportsGuy
                                                dont you get paid for that? I remember girl I knew in college do something like every 2 weeks she got like $40 or something
                                                [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                [/quote]

                                                [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                • RogueJuror
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 07-08-08
                                                  • 10010

                                                  #25
                                                  give blood so they can sell it

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                                                  • compaqDikk
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 10-08-05
                                                    • 5699

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by yisman
                                                    one of the questions is whether you've paid for sex.
                                                    i will apply and say i have done so and see what they say and if desperate for blood
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                                                    • MoneySportsGuy
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 12-09-07
                                                      • 4891

                                                      #27
                                                      then they might have you fill out a 2000 question and answer sheet compaq
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                                                      • compaqDikk
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 10-08-05
                                                        • 5699

                                                        #28
                                                        MSG, Asian Massage Parlors are good about wrapping. i guess elliot spencer can't donate now?
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