Two pieces of breaking news:

[The Giant]

#1. Rob Gronkowski reinjured his arm, needs surgery, and will be out for the rest of the playoffs.

#2. Taylor Swift isn't wearing glitter at the Golden Globes.

[Bostongambler]

Gronk

Needs surgery again. Out for playoffs.

[InTheDrink]

thegiant thank you for the updates

thegiant what impact does your second item have on next week's conference championships?

[nosniboR11]

and giant is a POS

[GUMMO77]

#2. Taylor Swift isn't wearing glitter at the Golden Globes.

What become of our princess?

[Koldazzice]

love me some swifty

[The Giant]

thegiant thank you for the updates

thegiant what impact does your second item have on next week's conference championships?

Please tell me you're joking, Drinker. It's pretty obvious what the lack of glitter means in context for next weekend's games. Wait, are you playing dumb? Okay, I admit, you got me.

and giant is a POS

Random. Inappropriate. Shameful.

Apologize at once.

What become of our princess?

TT is still here.

[InTheDrink]

thegiant i had a pretty good feeling thats what you were leading to

thegiant sometimes i just like to make sure that you and i are on the same page

thegiant i think jim nantz is on sbr because he mentioned the injury report right after you posted this

[SportsPedagogy]

Give him some pain pills and alcohol. He will be good to go

[ThaTopMoron]

dumbass Pats, he would of never gotten hurt if they didn't care about beating teams by 40 in a regular season game

[The Giant]

More breaking news:

Phil Simms just suggested that the Texans should kick a quick field goal, in spite of the fact that they're down by 13. Brian Billick has company in the ridiculously stupid department.

[Rich Boy]

Gronk is weak, constantly injured. Guy is a bust.

[zoo youk]

Also breaking over ESPN BOTTOM LINE: Replacement Refs stepping in over ruling Julio Jones INT in the End Zone to a Seattle Touchdown. The Seahawks have won and will play the 49ers next week.

[ThaTopMoron]

Gronk is weak, constantly injured. Guy is a bust.

bob sanders

[The Giant]

Even more breaking news:

Check out this shot:

http://deadspin.com/5975607/man-performs-feat-even-more-incredible-than-making-a-half+court-shot-for-1000?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

[TheMoneyShot]

Even more breaking news:

Check out this shot:

http://deadspin.com/5975607/man-performs-feat-even-more-incredible-than-making-a-half+court-shot-for-1000?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

How is that even possible?!?!? Is this a joke?