Strange editing of the Burress shooting article

[bettilimbroke999]

Plaxico Burress was beating up one of his gfs b/c she wouldn't suck him off after anal sex which resulted in her popping a cap in his ass and having to come up with some bullshit story no one's going to buy about how he accidently shot himself in the leg

[Doc JS]

LOL!!!

[flyingillini]

[ertl09]

wasn't his gf, it was Eli

[bettilimbroke999]

wasn't his gf, it was Eli

[SportsLockPicks]

no you guys have it all wrong...burress was grinding with tiki barber in a manhattan night club to his favorite village people song, when tiki accidentally blew his load all over plaxico's leg...he took a (***) shot to the leg...

[RumpledForeskin]

wasn't his gf, it was Eli

Apparently Eli isn't a big fan of ass-to-mouth.....

[SlickFazzer]

LOL. Good stuff.

[ertl09]

Apparently Eli isn't a big fan of ass-to-mouth.....

well... all Eli wanted was for him to wash it off , thats when it got out of control

[Beat up the book]

Thats some funny shit.

[Chi_archie]

sounds bout right