Jaywalking is code for "paying for services of an Asian lady-boy".
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wtf
SBR Posting Legend
08-22-08
12983
#6
has anyone on earth get busted for jaywalking?
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thezbar
SBR Hall of Famer
08-29-06
6431
#7
Pay the fine and get out of there as fast as possible.
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RogueJuror
SBR Posting Legend
07-08-08
10010
#8
fuck the police
i have gotten 6 tickets in less than 2 months i've been here
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Boner_18
SBR Hall of Famer
08-24-08
8301
#9
I got a $5 ticket in college for jaywalking. Bummer JJ, if I didn't finish working there I would come upstairs and be a character witness. Go get em!
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ipickwinners
SBR MVP
01-06-08
3136
#10
no u r not, prove it
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Matt Rain
SBR Hall of Famer
02-13-07
5001
#11
Move up here, the jaywalking capital of the world. You can do it in front of a police car and they'll barely give you a look.
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gm2022
SBR MVP
02-28-08
4128
#12
Jj Is To Much Lol
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AMBlai01
SBR Hall of Famer
09-16-08
5882
#13
what is the other minor charge JJ??? Care to share?
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SportsLockPicks
SBR MVP
12-03-07
3386
#14
what city is that? thats crazy
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Tsoprano
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
04-14-08
26374
#15
Originally posted by AMBlai01
what is the other minor charge JJ??? Care to share?
(murder)
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L2Gunz
SBR MVP
09-23-08
2199
#16
I believe I know what the other charge it...the other day he had some kids throw tomatoes at him and banged his eye up(eye patch) jj then chased them into their garage and jj broke all of their toys, etc..fukk them kids..jj is a fukkn animal
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Richkas
SBR Posting Legend
02-03-08
19396
#17
They dont have enough courtrooms here if they started writing tickets for jaywalking.
They are standing room only as it is.
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Brock Landers
SBR Aristocracy
06-30-08
45359
#18
what Exactly IS Jaywalking??
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SlickFazzer
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-08
20209
#19
Fight the Charge. Get Corey B Trots on the line immediately.
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RogueScholar
SBR Hall of Famer
02-05-07
5082
#20
Originally posted by Brock Landers
what Exactly IS Jaywalking??
Crossing a street as a pedestrian outside of a designated crosswalk. I've had cops holler out the window of their patrol car to use the crosswalk next time, but never been issued a ticket for it. Sorry to hear of your misfortune, JJ.
Originally posted by StraitShooter
90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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flyingillini
SBR Aristocracy
12-06-06
41219
#21
They give people J walking tickets here in Santa Barbara, on State St here it happens all the time.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#22
Got a $100 fine for running across the street and chasing guy down.
Paid it
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onthewhat
Restricted User
05-14-08
15411
#23
JJ...no such thing as "filling quota"
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L2Gunz
SBR MVP
09-23-08
2199
#24
Originally posted by onthewhat
JJ...no such thing as "filling quota"
They do have to set a certain mark(fill a quota) each month, every 3 months, etc. depending on how its done. Maybe not everywhere but down here in New Orleans we have the worst/crooked/ignorant fukkn cops in the world and they wonder why we are marked at the murder capital. They cant even fix potholes in the streets much less stop a semi-organized group of thugs.
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The Seer
SBR Posting Legend
10-29-07
10641
#25
Originally posted by onthewhat
JJ...no such thing as "filling quota"
They have 'give tickets day' once a month in Memphis. You can tell because when you drive down the road there are a ton of cars pulled over everywhere you go. Cops are hiding behind bushes with their radars out. Plus, a cop friend said they are told to "enforce the speed limit today" every month. He said you know what that means.
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SlickFazzer
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-08
20209
#26
sonsabiches.
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flyingillini
SBR Aristocracy
12-06-06
41219
#27
JJ, got your messages, give me a call later today. Still been at the Hospital with Lisa and her Dad. Call me on the 805 line today.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#28
Illini I have no phone, they took it.
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The Seer
SBR Posting Legend
10-29-07
10641
#29
JJ, I've got 5 or 6 dogs that will bark this weekend. Guido called from Philly and gave me some info on an injury at one of the Eagles practices. Call me on the 901 line.