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  • Brock Landers
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 06-30-08
    • 45359

    #1
    Classic JJ Gold Thanksgiving story
    From therx

    Was Asked To Leave Thanksgiving Diner


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    Boys I was at my relatives today and they did not have game on and I had large postions on interactives so I went to one of the bedrooms where there was tv and pc. It was cool but then we had to eat so I would go up every 5 minutes to watch game and check my interactive positions and the host said it was annoying and rude. I was quiet every time I did this too. She was a ***** and kind of singled me out at the table. I told her I was a big bettor and needed to view game because of my positions and she frowned and said I was sick!!!

    I ripped her saying this is my living and to back off. She was like 35, 5-4, 115 , Italiana and blonde, kind of hot. She said this is my house and you sit at table the entire time or leave. I told her to settle down and then went on to say you frustrated *****. Now it is getting heated and the older people are telling me to calm down and it is Thanksgiving. I tried explaining to my uncle I ave big money on the Detroit game and he did not want to hear it and said gambling is bad abd I should quit. I just listened.

    The ***** was the one getting to me and then she brings up some **** that her brother-in laws cousin bought a leather jacket from me last year and she said it was shedding and he wanted his money back.

    I said *** you *****!!! I do not need this as my leather coats are top of the line ans she said get the *** out of my house you degenerate bum and I said good bye to everyone and when I was leaving ans she was pushing me out the door I told her I guess no one is eating your *****, *****!!

    She slapped me and told me never to come back.

    I got into my van when to the one deli that as open and bought cole cuts and went home and ate and gambled in peace.

    It is so true that gamblers are anti social.

    So overall decent day

    I split 1-1
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    You wonder why I am going to be alone on Thanksgiving
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    • englishmike
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 06-19-08
      • 5279

      #3
      Classic.
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      • Willie Bee
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 02-14-06
        • 15726

        #4
        Originally posted by jjgold
        You wonder why I am going to be alone on Thanksgiving
        To be honest, I hadn't really wondered about it but that sucks JJ. Thanksgiving is the best time to be with family watching football, found out how much I liked the holiday when I spent a few of them on SE Texas drilling rigs. Even if you spend it with other gambling degenerates, you gotta' spend it with some kinda' family.
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        • RogueJuror
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 07-08-08
          • 10010

          #5
          sbr family tio willie.

          how the hell this guys get this old post?

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          • Brock Landers
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 06-30-08
            • 45359

            #6
            you seen this particular broad since that day JJ?
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            • yisman
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-01-08
              • 75682

              #7
              Originally posted by RogueJuror
              sbr family tio willie.

              how the hell this guys get this old post?



              A lot of jjgold classics from that site.
              [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
              [/quote]

              [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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              • CarpeDime
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 09-01-09
                • 7873

                #8
                classic

                jj how come this sh*t never happens to you anymore?

                does it and you just dont tell us about it?

                or did you make yourself so isolated that theres no interaction between you and normal people anymore?
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  I live a much more isolated and angry life as you can see in my vids, I could have some very angry videos tomorrow, I have recently showed some other people in my vids but deep down I am very lonely , isolated and angry and most stems from being bald and the inability to get laid by anyone no matter what I do. I know I am small but I read a book two weeks ago where a guy was like 3 inches and the girls loved him because he knew how to use it right.
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                  • HAPPY BOY
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-10-05
                    • 7109

                    #10
                    JJ will be eating with his upper class Jewish relatives. He will be groomed and polite and talking about his business. There will be no fvck you pals or Nickaaaays said. Then tomorrow he'll turn back into Michael Jack Corbin aka Hank Webber and entertain the masses. Have a Happy Turkey day Hanky and say hi to the folks. Ill also be dinning with Jews in Boca *mosseltoff*
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                    • blittydeuce
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 06-11-08
                      • 5572

                      #11
                      Whats happening HB!? I haven't slept yet. I hope all is well.


                      Sold post B-Rock
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                      • Bigmikesm
                        SBR MVP
                        • 06-17-09
                        • 1616

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        I live a much more isolated and angry life as you can see in my vids, I could have some very angry videos tomorrow, I have recently showed some other people in my vids but deep down I am very lonely , isolated and angry and most stems from being bald and the inability to get laid by anyone no matter what I do. I know I am small but I read a book two weeks ago where a guy was like 3 inches and the girls loved him because he knew how to use it right.
                        BULLSHIT. There is no book out there about this. If a guy has a small prick a girl may sleep with him and tell him he knows how to work it right, but she will fvck around on that little prick.
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                        • koby25
                          SBR MVP
                          • 10-14-08
                          • 1507

                          #13
                          Thats bullcrap. I told my family so they know what
                          I do. Grandpa asked me all the time who I got. I explained everything to him about what I do and he has no problem with it as long as I'm making money. Aunts just tell me to be careful. Nobody says crap when I see them for X-Mas with presents. I have some friends that think I'm crazy for doing this but who needs them as long as my family is cool with it that is all that matters.
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