I am starting a company, 10k job openings making 100k/yr!!!

[bettilimbroke999]

I am hiring 10000 ppl immediately to make 100k a year, I haven't decided what the business will be but I'm going to ask for a bailout by the end of the year and continue to keep my salary at 50 million a year and flying around in a private jet even when the company is losing billions each year and we're asking the govt for 100 billion bailout to continue operating

I see no need to come up with a successful sustainable business strategy in this country anymore, I also see no reason to lower wages or eliminate millions of dollars in pointless expenses like the CEOs in Detroit who all took off from the same airport at the same time on 3 diff private jets (they wouldn't even share a private jet, which would've saved 40k) when they were all flying to Washington to ask for 50 billion (which will keep them going for about 2 years before they need more money)

My company is going to hire so many ppl that it will be impossible for us to close, the economic impact will simply be too great, the government will have to keep giving us money forever, in fact I'm giving into my employees unions in advance and doubling their wages even though we're losing 2 billion a month

[Casperwaits]

Count me in. Can I have a secretary?

[Shark79]

Im in ... can I have 2?

[bettilimbroke999]

Extra unnecessary post here, at 20000/hr I made 500 just deleting this post

[bettilimbroke999]

Of course, I'm not gonna have the phone ringing in my office and interrupting my massages, 10k secretaries will be needed so better ask for another 10 billion, 100 billion was kind of a starter bailout

[Boner_18]

Liddy just agreed to take a large pay decrease for the next two years... He will be paid $1...

[bettilimbroke999]

Liddy just agreed to take a large pay decrease for the next two years... He will be paid $1...

Well this company is definitely going to be a financial management company then, they're just gettin too strict with the auto industry. I'll cut my salary back to 25 mil a year while we do some ya know changes and stuff to try to lose less money but that's as low as I can go and still be motivated to manage this company. Liddy's already raped his company for 300 million the last few years he doesn't need anymore, I've got bills to pay

[Willie Bee]

Yo, bettil! I'd like to start at VP and work my way down.

[bettilimbroke999]

You got it Willie B, we do need some lower level employees though just to let the govt know what an impact it will have if we go under so if you see anybody at McDs today let them know a 30/hr job has opened up theyd be perfect for and with the union they'll have theyll negotiate it up to 50/hr in a couple years regardless of how bad the business is doing and this business is really gonna tank, we're gonna need some serious bailing out, no logic to our investments and super high risk, hell we may just take the bail out money to the Vegas slots ya never know

[SBR Lou]

BrentCrude better step his game up to compete with this....

[durito]

can i be CFO?

[yisman]

sounds like a good idea to me.

Sick of these greedy executives and their demands to be bailed out. None of them should be bailed out.

[bettilimbroke999]

can i be CFO?

Sure, I just want you to understand the stress of being in upper management and essentially asking for billions in corporate welfare, the "average" citizen may complain that we are just pocketing the bailout money in the form of enormous unreasonable salaries, golden parachutes, huge expense accounts, private jets, etc. we're still receiving as the company loses billions but I assure you we will continue to try to save this company until we finally turn this business around or the govt quits giving us money (whichever comes first), in short I am committed to this company til the end