Looks like the Prick took it in the shorts again, and as per my contract CRIS splits my paycheck up among all you sharps who beat me down. I gotta say I feel like a pinata at a Mexican birthday party, only none of the kids are blindfolded and they all swing harder than Sheffield. El chorizo mas GRANDE! I get a little choked up thinking of all those poor law school students/strippers who were counting on me to help out with their tuition this week.....One upside, though, I was smart enough to hedge my CRIS pay with SBR John's little Wisconsin pick, even though he tricked me into picking the other side for the contest. At this rate, you squares are gonna start thinking all ya gotta do is become a serial poster to break off a hunk of the free cheese.......
All work, No PAY!
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The PrickSBR MVP
- 08-31-05
- 4965
#1All work, No PAY!Tags: None -
MudcatRestricted User
- 07-21-05
- 9287
#2You can't accuse The Prick of running off and hiding after a bad week.Comment -
LVHerbieSBR Hall of Famer
- 09-15-05
- 6344
#3I hear you Prick... as much I enjoy picking one winner out of three and being up a bill I'm sortof starting to feel bad for you... so I got a couple suggestions on rule changes/new contests that might make it little harder on us punters...
1) have all games decided by pregame coin toss - an attempt to remove all handicapping out of this thing... as you're clearly lacking on the skill
2) Beat the Prick's Little Sister contest - it's kindof obvious you need some help...
and my favorite (and clearly the hardest)
2) Beat by the Prick contest - most losers win... not even sure SBR John is up to this challangeComment -
DavidSBR Wise Guy
- 08-11-05
- 875
#4Thanks for the easy money Mr. Prick.Comment -
freebieSBR MVP
- 08-10-05
- 1174
#5after beating the prick, I now have to beat out 20 other sharps in here to collect my lootComment -
SBR_JohnSBR Posting Legend
- 07-12-05
- 16471
#6LOL! I'm not even going to say anything about that Wisky pick. I will say I didn't get any MSN message today and I'm thinking the ole Prickster is taking this a little personal. Nothing to get worked up about its all in good fun.Comment -
doncalSBR Hustler
- 09-15-05
- 75
#7so now that it looks like CRIS is paying about 60 players this week, is it safe to assume that the Prick got a margin call on his next week's pay? assuming, of course, that he actually is on anybody's payroll. His pink slip can't be too far away, don't know why there aren't about 300 entries per weekComment -
IllusionRestricted User
- 08-09-05
- 25166
#8Originally posted by doncalso now that it looks like CRIS is paying about 60 players this week, is it safe to assume that the Prick got a margin call on his next week's pay? assuming, of course, that he actually is on anybody's payroll. His pink slip can't be too far away, don't know why there aren't about 300 entries per weekComment -
SBR_JohnSBR Posting Legend
- 07-12-05
- 16471
#9CRIS loves The Prick for some reason. Maybe they bet against his plays or shade the lines against his picks or something.
Now here is the super weird part; someone at CRIS hinted he was losing on purpose to build the contest up in the early weeks. huh? Can someone lose on pupose? i dont think so.. I'm not buying that.Comment -
ToddSBR Sharp
- 09-01-05
- 306
#10Sure glad this contest is Beat the Prick and not Beat SBR John. The guy is on
fire.Comment -
scottricSBR High Roller
- 09-07-05
- 102
#11Yeah, thanks Prick. This has been mad fun and I can't complain about sweating out a few games on the weekend for some free ca$h!
Illusion is right: those of us who are here right now gotta make a killing while we can. Once this catches on, more people will join and there will be more competition. Keep up the good work all!Comment -
OldeTymePlayaSBR Sharp
- 09-14-05
- 294
#12great contestComment -
The PrickSBR MVP
- 08-31-05
- 4965
#13still here boys. prolly bump this again in 4 more yearsComment -
Matt RainSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-13-07
- 5001
#14I'm sure you've got some redeeming qualities, Prick. Maybe one of your friends is a nice guy or something.
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The PrickSBR MVP
- 08-31-05
- 4965
#15rainer you canadiennes is all smarmy as hell. what makes you think I got friends?Comment -
raydogSBR Hall of Famer
- 11-07-07
- 6984
#16prick, i did some news this week on your behalf. i dunno if you have even seen it, but if you sweep the board, ill never do any again...
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